//------------------------------// // Episode 32: CURSE YOU LADY LUCK!!!!! // Story: The Life of a Wanted Changeling (Comment Driven Story) // by Down with Chrysalis //------------------------------// Realize that whenever you're about to catch a break and earn somepony's trust, you conveniently get placed in a different location with somepony else who hates you You start to think about how munch this sucks. Its like every time I help someling, I always get placed in a different location with somepony else who hates me. You think to yourself in confusion and anger. Whatever, I blame lady luck. You then remember that you have both princess, one of then looking like shes going to rip your face off, and Cadance's husband are still in front of you. You decide that the best course of action would be too.... Maybe if you just introduce yourself like a polite changeling? You clear your throat and bow down to the royalty. "I am Bugze of Equestria, and I'm burdened with glorious purpose." you say. They don't budge. But...that reference was perfectly placed! Introduce yourself like a polite changeling would. Your not say your not polite, but you never really introduce yourself in a polite manner. Actually, you never really introduced yourself to anyling until you started your whole redemption thing back in the forest. So this gonna be the first time you've introduced yourself to royalty, so no pressure. Great now I'm nervous, thanks brain. You think to yourself in anger...at yourself. You nervously clear your throat and you bow down to the royalty and say "I am Bugze of Equestria, and I'm burdened with glorious purpose!" You hear Cadance behind you whisper "Bugze." She probably just recognize your voice or the fact that you said your name is Bugze . Either way it doesn't matter, at least she recognizes you now. You look up to the princess and the husband to see...that they didn't budge at all. You can't help but face-plant at how stupid that is. I mean come on! That reference was perfectly placed! You think to yourself in shock. You then hear someling "Ahem" and you look over to see...Luna looking super mad at you still. But, she suddenly begins to say in the RCV... "IF THOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE. THEN THOU WON'T MIND HAVING A INSTANT TRUTH SPELL PLACED ON THEE! What are you suppose to do? I mean do I respond with my own RCV or do I just respond in my normal voice? You decide to wing it, you are gonna respond with a... challenge luna to a contest for the loudest RCV RCV response, so you charge up the RCV and say... "THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER PRINCESS LUNA, BUT LET ME ASSURE YOU. I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL BE BUGZE! The princess and the husband look surprised that you used the RCV. You start to panic that you messed up and that you were meant to respond with a normal voice, but your panic turns to horrified terror when you see a huge frown on Luna's face. She looks at you and says in the RCV "HOW DARE THEE SPEAK TO ME IN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE. WHAT DOES THOU HAVE TO SAY FOR THY SELF! OH COME ON! Of all the things I could mess up in, This has to be the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!....Why do I have a feeling that I'm copying someling? You think to yourself in both anger and confusion. You sigh at how munch trouble lady luck likes to send your way before you respond to Luna "I'm sorry your highness, I thought it was a tradition to speak in the RCV when you are spoken too. But, my answer still stands. I don't want o have a instant truth spell placed on me." It i then that you notice that Luna's horn is glowing. Oh poop. You think to yourself as the instant truth spell is placed on you. You suddenly get the feeling to tell the truth and you turn to Luna and say... You tell Luna, "I swear, I didn't see anything when you were in the shower!" Her eyes damn your soul to Tartarus. You tell Celestia, "I-I really did read that Sherclop Holmes book." She is as stone. You tell Shining Armor, "I didn't mean to touch Cadance's flank when we were dancing!" His horn lights up with the fury of a thousand suns. "I swear, I didn't see anything when you were in the shower!" Her eyes burn your soul to Tartarus and she looks like shes about to rip you a new one. Why dear Luna DID I SAY THAT! Oh, no please don't say anything to Celestia! You think to yourself in distress. Sadly, you turn towards Celestia and say "I-I really did read that Sherclop Holmes book." She doesn't show a single emotion on her face, its just...blank? Dear Luna...DID I BREAK HER! You think to yourself in panic. You then turn towards the husband, and you begin to wonder what you could say to make him mad. As far as you know, you never even talk to the man before today...technically. You then say to him " I didn't mean to touch Cadance's flank when we were dancing!" His horn lights up with the fury of a thousand suns. WHY LUNA, WHY DID YOU PUT THAT BLASTED INSTANT TRUTH SPELL ON ME! You think to yourself in pure terror. You finally get control over you body, and your mouth, and you begin to laugh nervously and say "hehehe You think you guys could just ignore that?" The husband walk forward a little bit and says with pure hated "Your dead." You gulp and do what every reasonable changeling would do. You... You run down the halls screaming "CADANCE! CADANCE! YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO BRUTALLY MURDER ME! I DONT WANT TO BE BRUTALLY MURDERED!" Run away from the angry husband while screaming... "CADANCE! CADANCE! YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO BRUTALLY MURDER ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE BRUTALLY MURDERED!" You look behind you to see the husband smiling. You begin to wonder why, when you look forward and find out. In front of you is a whole squad of guards ready to catch you. You quickly turn around and begin to run away in the opposite direction, when something unexpected happens. Nightshade pops out of your inventory sleepily saying that she was woken up by all the commotion, surprising the regal ponies. Something pops out of your inventory! You stop running and turn around to see what pop out to see Nightshade. Shes rubbing her eyes tiredly and walk over to your shocked form. She looks up to you and says in a innocent and tried tone "Daddy whats going on. I was napping in my bed like my note told you. When I started to hear alot of noise and I woke up." You look down at her and then you look over to the two princess and the husband to see... Celestia and the husband looking very confused. Luna on the other hoof...well lets just say red is the new purple. ..... ..... ..... CURSE YOU LADY LUCK. CURSE YOU ALL THE WAY TO TARTARUS!!! You think to yourself in anger. What do you do?