“Are ya sure yer not tired or nothin’” Apple Bloom asked…again for the seventh time now. We’ve been walking for about two hours straight now, making great time and distance in my opinion. The girls kept on asking us questions about our past, how we knew one another and what our occupations were.
So Pedro, bless his ability to lie on the spot and make wonderful stories up, told them that we grew up in a small village outside the capital. Since we were ponies, our so we told them, we would constantly got picked on so we had to develop ways to protect ourselves and that was also how we got into our respected line of work. Ben was a scholar who worked in one of the main branches of their so called library. I was a trained soldier for the griffon army, but retired after a couple years of service. Manny was an informant who sided with the highest bidder. Pedro was in the army as well, but in the special ops division and eventually asked to leave right after I did. The girls bought it completely, which surprised me because I thought Apple Bloom would have at least caught Pedro’s lie, but she didn’t or at least didn’t say anything. They then told us about themselves which mostly revolved around them trying to get their cutie marks, school and family.
“Yes Apple Bloom I’m fine” I said as I bent down a bit so a branch wouldn’t hit them. “You should be more concerned for Ben.”
“Like I told you earlier BJ, Fluttershy is really light” he said from the left of me. “You don’t have to prove anything ya know. If you’re tired just set them down and let them walk for a bit” he said with a shrug.
“Who said I’m trying to proving anything, I just want to get out of here asap before it gets dark” I replied back.
“Uh huh riiiiiiight” Pedro said walking in angle to converse with us.
“And what’s that suppose to mean?” I asked raising one of my brows.
“If I recall correctly two of them have ‘pretty’ older sisters” he said with a sly grin.
“I see trying to get the girls on your good side, which in case their older sisters will see you in a good light” Manny said nudging me from the right.
“That’s so not why I’m doing this guys. Stop giving them those kind of thoughts” I said blushing.
“Ya know ah would hav’ put in a good word for ya if ya’ll asked me to” Apple Bloom said.
“No offense Apple Bloom, but I think him and Rainbow Dash would make a better couple” Scootaloo said causing me to blush more.
“Well I think either way would be a good choice it would probably depend on what kind of mare he’s looking for” Sweetie Belle said now making me the center of attention. My friends were just smirking chanting me to answer the question. I mouth out the words ‘Fuck you’, but this made them chant even more causing the girls to join in as well.
Glancing around nervously I noticed a clearing coming up in our direction and made a mad dash to get out of there. “Sorry what’s that can’t hear you” I said my friends running after me still trying to get me to answer.
‘Finally’. We were finally out of the Everfree forest a huge plain field adorned with some colorful flowers here and there that stretched out for miles. In the distance I could see a cottage (probably Fluttershy’s home), Ponyville (fanboy scream) and way in the distance I could make out the outlines of Canterlot castle (meh). I then got into a kneeling position to let the girls down.
“Oh thank god we're finally out of there” Manny said still carrying the wicker basket.
“Yeah…oh look there’s Fluttershy’s cottage we should go there and probably put her to bed” Ben said.
“Wait how do y'all know that’s Fluttershy’s place?” Apple Bloom asked as she jumped off my shoulder her friends following suit.
“Yeah I don’t remember us saying anything about that” Scootaloo said eyeing us suspiciously.
“Uh well you see girls” Ben said trying to come up with something.
“It’s because a friend of our met Fluttershy and challenge her to the quiet game, but our friends lost. And they talked for a while sharing stories” I said covering for Ben’s blunder.
“Oooh that makes sense she did try to get us to play that game that one time when she watched us” Sweetie Belle said. ‘Mental wiping of the forehead’
“So are we going to drop her off or what?” Manny asked.
“It would probably be best to bring her along and then let one of her friends take care of her” I said.
“Yeah it would be bad to just leave her by herself now that I think about it” Ben said with a nod.
“We could always watch her while ya’ll go git some help we could be…” Apple Bloom said while she and her friends took in a deep breath. Ben and I instantly covered our ears while Manny and Pedro looked at us like we were crazy…they should have followed our lead.
As they screamed “Cutie Mark Crusader Caretakers YEAH” followed by a little group jump. Manny and Pedro recoiled from the shout trying to get there hearing back anyway they could think of. Ben and I just smirked at them with a ‘you should have followed our lead’ look.
“Sorry girls that wouldn’t be a…good plan” I said.
They just started at me like a child who didn’t get what they want for Christmas ‘The Daaawwww levels are over 9000’. “Not that we don’t trust you or you don’t have the ability to it’s just that it would be strange if a bunch of new ponies came into town trying to explain what happened. It would be better if you told the tale while we filled in the missing bits and pieces” Ben said.
“That makes sense and besides our sister are probably worried about us” Sweetie Belle said.
“WHAT THE HAY DID YOU DO TO FLUTTERSHY?!?” screamed a female voice. As we tried to identify where the voice was coming from I noticed the girls looking up towards the skies. Looking up into the sky I noticed a girl hovering there in place. She was about a Ben’s height easily and had blue jeans on with a cyan blue shirt. Her wings were cyan blue as well that stretch out about to her arms length, she had magenta eyes with a rainbow color streaks going through her hair. On the back of her hand she had a cutie mark of a rainbow lightning bolt coming out of a cloud…it was Dash and she looked pissed. “Well?” she said tapping her foot in…the air?, waiting for our response.
Before we could say anything another voice shouted out to her “Dash would ya’ll just calm down” she had a strong southern accent like Apple Bloom. The girl was about Dash’s height and had a pair of blue jean on as well, but they had rips and tears below her knees. She was wearing an orange and red checkered button shirt and had sap green eyes with some freckles below her eyes. Her hair was a yellow that went down to her mid back tied into a ponytail and was also wearing a worn out brown Stetson hat. On the back of her hand she had three little red apples for a cutie mark.
“Yes darling you really mustn’t yell it’s rather unladylike” said another female voice, but she sounded more refined. As she walked gracefully into view, she was about five foot three and was wearing an elegant white dress with diamonds going around it in a pattern. She had deep blue eyes with dark purple hair, a white horn sticking out of her forehead and had three diamonds on the back of her hand.
“Yeah Dashie if you would have read chapter four you would know what actually happened” said another girl bouncing her way over with a big toothy grin. Everypony just stared at her with confused expression ‘Oh god (mental facepalm) its…’ “OOH oh let me describe myself let’s see hear…I’m about five foot four with a blue jeans and a light pink t shirt on. On the back of my hand I have two light blue balloons and a yellow balloon in the middle. I have light blue eyes and dark pink hair in the shape of cotton candy yum” Pinkie pie said talking to…nopony in particular. “Oh before I forget I have a pair of double c’s cups” she said keeping that same toothy grin. My friends and I just looked away blushing while AJ and Dash were just eyeing one another in disapproval about how Dash acted towards us and Rarity just stood there shocked.
“Pinkie Pie darling you can’t just tell a bunch of colts your breast size” Rarity explained to Pinkie Pie with a scowl.
[Pinkie what the hay do you think you’re doing!!]
“Oh hi Mr. Author” she said looking at the sky and talking to nopony.
[Don’t you ‘hi Mr. Author’ me why did you tell everyone your breast size after I decided not to include that information.]
“Where’s the fun in that silly and besides you didn’t say I could tell them our breast size.”
[That’s the same difference it’s like saying the glass is half empty or the glass is half full!]
“Come on its perfectly natural for a young colt to be interested in breast.”
[Look Pinkie don’t, I’m just going to go back and delete…what the? why can’t I delete it…what did you do to my computer?]
“Oh just changed some things here and there messed with some programming and what not.”
[Why Pinkie why?]
“Because I’m kind….but no really it’ll be fine.”
[I swear if readers complain about it I’m taking you out of the story.]
“No you want silly you like my random fourth wall breaking shenanigans.”
[….Buck.]
“Now let’s continue the story everypony’s staring at us” she said finishing up her conversation with…Mr. Author?... I don’t even want to know.
“Oh AJ has B’s, Dashie has A’s while Rarity and Fluttershy both have C’s” she said causing us guys to blush even more, Rainbow Dash and AJ got out of their staring contest and blushed slightly while Rarity just sat there opened mouth her face completely red with embarrassment.
“P-p-pinke Pie w-why would you…” Rarity tried to ask before Rainbow Dash interrupted.
“Look that’s not important right now these ponies obviously hurt Fluttershy” She said accusing us.
“That’s not what happened at all” Manny said.
“Yeah yeah whatever you say” she replied back.
“It’s the truth Dash” Scootaloo said while Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle agreed.
“And what in tarnation are you three doin’ over here to begin with?” Applejack asked with a scowl. That’s when the girls began to apologize and explain everything that had happen including meeting us, while they were over there talking I motioned for the guys to come a bit closer.
“Pedro what the hell are you doing?” I whispered to him pissed.
“What she started it, it’s bad enough where in the land of sunshine and magic, but don’t expect me to take a bunch of crap from them” he hissed back.
“Not the point Pedro they’re our best chance of going home and if you keep on acting like this they won’t help us. Now do you want to go home or not?” Ben asked.
“Fine, fine already I’LL try to keep my mouth shut, but I swear if she continues downing on us I will say something” he replied back bitterly.
“So who are they exactly?” Manny asked. Ben and I then explained who they were, there personalities and what they did, according to the show. We also glossed over how they were heroes for defeating Nightmare Moon and Discord
“So in other words the ‘Mane six’ are pretty important peo…ponies” Manny said.
“In a nutshell yes, so that’s why you should be nice and friendly” Ben said glaring at Pedro.
“Excuse me gentlecolts are you almost finished” Rarity asked nicely.
As we broke out of our conversation I noticed the CMC were gone. “What happened to the girls?” I asked.
“We told them to go back home and not to leave their rooms till we returned” Rarity said with a frown ‘Probably still upset with the girls’.
“I know it’s none of my business, but you should go easy on them. I mean they’re just curious little fillies and I think they been through enough for today”.
“Yah might have a point, but ah’ll think about it later after we deal with y'all” she said staring at us suspiciously, but yet with a kind look on her face.
“So the Griffon kingdom huh, you know I had a friend who was a griffon and I would go visit her place every once in awhile so tell me where did you guys live again?” Dash asked eyeing us suspiciously.
“It was just a small village near the capital, a couple years later after we left they change the name of the town” Pedro said with a sad shrug.
“Please good sir I’ve seen the capital of the Griffon kingdom and there was no village close by” Rarity said.
“Reckon’ cause tah kingdom is in tah sky and is always driftin’ around” AJ said with a shrug.
“Care to explain” Rarity asked raising one eyebrow. Manny started to crack under the pressure and was clearly showing signs. “So then tell me where are you colts from again?”
My friends just looked at me for an answer, no pressure or anything, and everypony waited for me to respond. I just sighed and asked “Did Apple Bloom know we were lying?”
“She sure did” AJ said with a proud smile on her face. “Knew right from tah beginning that ya’ll were lying, but she reckoned since ya’ll weren’t so bad she decided to say nothin’ about it”.
“It’s not that we don’t want to tell you it’s just…complicated, but believe us we have no means of hurting anypony” Ben said reassuringly.
“We just need to go speak with Twilight or Princess Celestia and then we’ll be out of your mane” I said, but then realized I said Twilight’s name.
“Oh and you even know our friends name huh, how much do you actually know you spies” Dash said eyeing us up and down.
“There not spies Dashie…well technically Manny is a spy, but that’s because of the game he was playing” Pinkie said as we just stared at her with confused looks.
“How does she know about TF2?”Manny asked.
“Dude trust me when I say this…it’s a Pinkie Pie thing just let it go” I said with shake of my head.
“Look Dash, ya'll just jumpin’ to conclusions we should hear them out first” AJ said.
“Yeah skittles just calm down or get back to the kitchen” Pedro said ‘…Celestia damit Pedro’
“What was that shorty?” Dash asked angrily.
“Oh you called me short that hurt my feelings” Pedro said sarcastically. “It’s not like I’ve ever heard that one before, oh the pain, oh the humanity” he continued acting like a drama queen.
“Whatever drama queen” Dash said rolling her eyes.
“Now Dash let’s not be too hasty” Rarity said.
“Pedro stop before you cause trouble…again” Manny said.
“Or what a bunch of girly girls going to do something about” Pedro said mockingly.
“Hey this ‘girly girl’ will kick your flank in ten seconds flat” Dash replied back.
“Oh why don’t you go make a sandwich in ten seconds flat for me then?” he asked with a grin on his face.
“Pedro would you just shut up” Ben said as he set Fluttershy down in a patch of grass next to Pinkie Pie.
“Dash darling stop this at once even though he does deserve a good smack” Rarity said.
“I admit he should get a punch or two, but can you blame him I mean she did start this” Manny said.
“No your ruffian of a friend started this little bout”
“No your tomboy friend started this fight you prissy little princess”
“Why I never” Rarity said staring daggers at Manny.
“Well everypony just calm down” AJ said.
“What he/she started it again” Pedro and Dash said at the same time pointing at one another.
“No you did Pedro, and Applejack and I are ending it…again” I said glaring at him.
“Oh this is going to get good” Pinkie Pie said bringing out a foldable chair out of nowhere and set it up next to Fluttershy.
“Fine fine don’t think you win this round lesbo” Pedro said with a dismissive wave.
“What’s a lesbo?” she asked confused looking at her friends who replied back with a shrug.
“Oh wait let me use a word you're familiar with” he said in a thinking like posture.
“Pedro don’t you even…” I tried to say.
“Ah yes now I remember I believe the term was ‘fillyfooler’” he said smugly.
“Ah horseapples” AJ said.
“What did you call me?” Dash asked rather calmly.
“Pedro don’t…”
“Fillyfool…” he tried to say before a blue blur smacked right into him sending him flying, landing with a couple of flops a few feet away from us.
“Oh this calls for some battle music” Pinkie said bring out a boom box from out of nowhere and started to play this.
“Where the hell did she get that?” Manny asked.
“I think the better question is why does it sound so familiar?” Ben asked.
“No pony calls me a fillyfooler and gets away with it” she yelled and soared towards Pedro leaving a rainbow trail behind, Pedro barely had time to roll out of the way before he got hit. This pattern continued for a couple of minutes, she would charge him while he would roll and dodge her attacks. “AJ, Rarity, Pinkie get his friends I’ll handle him” she said still continuing her assault on Pedro.
Surprisingly Rarity got into a martial art like stance ready to attack Manny. Manny just raised an eyebrow “Really, look I don’t want to fight you so let’s just…” he said before Rarity kicked him hard right between the legs. ‘Ohhhh that’s gonna leave a mark’ I thought while I cringe back a bit.
Manny stumbled to the ground caressing his balls for a few minutes before he finally stood up, “What the hell’s your problem lady” he shouted only to duck when Rarity started to throw miscellaneous items at Manny like yarn, cloth, gems, threading needles, a couch… what the hell? Manny just kept dodging her attacks and looked at me with a ‘what the hell do I do’ look. I just shrugged at him and barely dodge a brown boot to the chest.
“So I’m guessing diplomacy is over?” I asked looking at her with a hopeful smile.
“Sorry ah really am, but ya’ll might just be a tad bit too dangerous. Ah promise ah’ll make this quick” she said and ran towards me to kick me…or is it buck me, and not that kind of buck me, but…you know what I mean!
I brought out my shield hoping to deter her attack, but she still came at me and prepared a roundhouse kick. Raising my shield instinctively I blocked her kick, but it sent me skidding back away from her a few inches. “Wow my sis was right yah might be as strong as big Mac” AJ said with surprise.
“Thanks…I think anyways are you sure we can’t talk about this” I asked again and felt another kick that sent me sliding back a few inches more. ‘Guess not’.
Ben’s point of view
‘Damn Pedro and his big mouth’ I thought as my friends were now fighting. Well technically Pedro was the only one truly fighting. BJ was merely blocking AJ kicks with his shield getting sent back a few inches, while Manny kept on dodging Rarity blizzard like attack of random items. Pinkie was just sitting on her chair eating…cupcakes? ‘Where the….oh never mind’.
She seemed to notice me looking at her and asked “Want one?” offering me a tray of different colored cupcakes.
“Uh no thank you I’m not that hungry right now” I said with an awkward smile followed by an awkward silence, as we continued to watch our friends fight it out.
My point of view:
“Hey Pedro how many times have I said I hate you?” I asked while dodging another kick.
“I’m kind of busy here do you mind” he replied back as he tried to take a swing at Dash, but failed miserably because she was too agile.
“Geez is this the best you got” Dash said taunting while flying around lazily.
“Why don’t you come down here and say that to my face” Pedro yelled at her clenching his first towards her.
She then got in his face and said “The.Best.You.Got” and quickly flew off before Pedro could grab her making him stomp the ground in frustration.
‘This is getting us nowhere’ I thought while I dodge another kick. ‘I’m so going to hate myself for doing this, but we really need to get this fight over with’ I thought now thinking up a plan to restrain them without hurting them. After a couple of minutes of thinking/dodging I came up with a decent plan and prayed I could tell them without letting the girls know.
“Hey Pedro remember that time in six grade when we got into that fight with those kids?” I yelled.
“Yeah why?” he asked as he took another swing at Dash, but missed.
“And Manny remember that time in high school English when we pranked those kids” I yelled while dodging another kick.
“Hold still so I can buck yah” AJ yelled. ‘Wow that sounded so wrong’ she must of noticed what she said and started to stutter “N-n-not that kind o-of b-b-buck, but…” her face turning a deep shade of red while in the distance I could hear Dash laughing her ass off.
“Yeah why?” Manny replied back.
“Pedro wait for my signal and Manny wait for the second signal” I yelled positioning myself towards Pedro.
“How will I know what it is?” Manny asked.
“It’ll be obvious” I replied back, now simply waiting for the perfect opportunity.
So a quick story about what happened, basically in six grade Pedro was getting picked on. Why? Because he was always shorter than everyone else, it also didn’t help that he had a very squeaky voice. Anywho he was getting picked on and like any good friend I stood up for him. Eventually the bullies tried to get into a fight with us, but outnumbered we decided to run. There were four of them and two of us so when we split up two were chasing each of us. We eventually ran out of area to run and were running towards one another. I told Pedro to keep coming towards me and before we collided we made a sharp right turn and kept on running. Apparently the kids chasing us weren’t as quick because they just collided with one another, hard enough to knock them out.
Now with Manny and I in high school, we were doing an oral presentation about a book we were suppose to read and it was my turn. Before class Manny came up with a funny prank and seeing no harm with it I decided to help him. So when I got up to go do my presentation I acted like I was ill, swaying back and forth, and eventually lying down on the ground. While everyone was distracted and surrounding me in a circle Manny went around the whole class switching everyone’s backpacks with random people. When he was done he came over to let me know to stop acting. Telling them now that I felt better and tried to stand up, the teacher decided to send me to the nurse’s office, but I told her it was fine and I just need some water. When I came back everyone in the class was complaining about how their backpacks were gone and we never got caught.
Ben’s point of view
“Well this is going nowhere anytime soon” I said sitting next to Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, who was still unconscious.
“Come on Dashie kick his flank” Pinkie cheered completely ignoring my comment. ‘And she completely ignored me’. That’s when I noticed BJ in deep thought while miraculously still dodging Applejacks kicks. “Well it looks like this will end soon” I said with a small smile.
“Why do you say that, if you don’t mind me asking?” Fluttershy asked causing me to jump a couple feet in the air and making her ‘Eep’ in fright now hiding behind Pinkie.
“Wow Fluttershy you scared the bejesus out of Ben” Pinkie said in between laughs.
“She didn’t scare me just…caught me off guard is all” I said defensively.
“Oh is that so” Pinkie whispered behind me somehow causing me to jump again.
“Ok so maybe I’m not that good with surprises…and scary stuff” I mumbled.
“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to” Fluttershy said apologetically.
“No, no it’s fine don’t worry about it Fluttershy” I said with a dismissive wave.
“So why do you think it’s going to be over? I mean Dashie kicking Pedro’s flank, AJ has BJ on the ropes and Manny just doing nothing” Pinkie said.
“It may seem like that, but there just some things you just don’t know about us” I said with a smile, reminiscing a bit.
“And that is?” she asked doing a hand motion for me to continue.
I just smiled smugly at her and said “BJ was always a quick thinker under pressure”.
My point of view
As AJ came in for another kick I simply side step and yelled “Now” making a run towards Pedro, while he ran towards me.
“Oh no you don’t” Dash said flying after Pedro.
“Git back here an’ fight me like a colt” AJ yelled chasing after me.
“Sorry Applejack, but I would rather take my chances with running” I yelled as Pedro and I were starting to close the gap between us.
“So same as last time?” Pedro asked only five feet away.
“Yup” I yelled four feet away.
“Wait your right or my right?” he asked three feet away
“Mine” I replied back one foot away before we both made a sharp turn and continued to run, waiting for them to crash into one another.
“So I don’t hear the crashing…Oh shit it didn’t work” Pedro said frantically.
“Yeah I knew it wouldn’t work” I replied back looking over my shoulder I could see AJ and Dash slowly catching up to us only a few feet away. “Get ready Pedro” I said to my friend as AJ and Dash started to close the gap. I turned and yelled “FUS RO” sending the blue aura towards them. They tried to stop and get out of the way, but they were not quick enough. AJ was sent stumbling back a bit while Dash was sent off course from flight.
“Pedro restrain AJ I’ll handle Dash” I said making a run towards Dash, while Pedro tackled AJ to the ground and began to hold her down.
“Git off of me you know good…” AJ said while Pedro held her down.
“Don’t worry AJ I’m a coming” Dash said and started to head towards Pedro.
“No you don’t” I yelled catching her off guard as I jumped and grabbed her by collar of her shirt and forced her down. *ripping sound* I then flopped to the ground Dash a few inches away from me now disoriented. ‘Ta hell happened…’ I thought, but then I felt something in my hand. Taking a closer look at what was in my hand I saw a cyan blue and dark gray fabric in my hand. ‘What the hell?’ I thought, but then noticed the pieces of fabric were separate one looked like a piece of a shirt while the other looked like…’Oh shit’ and immediately dropped both pieces of fabrics in embarrassment.
“Ow” Dash said slowly getting up, unaware that her chest was pretty much exposed.
Wasting no time I ran over towards and said frantically “I’m sorry” over and over again. I then, without looking, turned her around and brought her into a bear hug. She struggled for what felt like minutes as I kept apologizing to her.
“What they hay let me go” she said trying to wiggle her way out. She would try to kick and head butt me, but since I was taller than her, her legs just wiggled in air while her head butts felt more like she was nuzzling me…which was an amazing feeling(...don’t judge me) “And why does it feel colder…” she said trailing off as she tilted her head down to look at her chest. She immediately stopped trying to fight my grip and yelped in surprise followed by a deep red blush going across her face. “Thanks” she mumbled.
“Yeah no problem” I replied back with a blush as well.
“Let me go you ruffian” Rarity yelled as Manny dragged her over towards us.
“I can’t believe that worked” Manny said triumphantly. “Uh what give BJ why are you hugging her?” he asked.
“Well Manny it’s uh easier to restrain her like this” I said as I clumsily walked over towards him now making our way toward Pedro and AJ.
“Oh yeah forgot about the wings” he said.
“Hey BJ did you hear a ripping noise?” Pedro asked restraining AJ to the ground.
“NO, I mean no I didn’t hear any kind of ripping noise” I replied back.
“Awww is the fight over” Pinkie said shutting off the boom box and joining us.
“Yeah looks like the party’s over…told you so” Ben said right behind her with a smug smile.
“Pinkie what are you doing you can go get some help” Dash said.
“You’re right Dashie it’s not a party unless Twilight’s here” she exclaimed and ran off toward Ponyville at a speed that would make Dash envious.
“So wait is she going to go get help or just to go get Twilight?” Manny asked confused.
“Well technically it’s both” Ben said with a shrug.
“As much as ah love to lay down would ya mind lettin’ up a bit” AJ asked, but her voice was muffled since her head was face first in the ground. Pedro responded by letting up a bit allowing her to actually get a look around now and speak clearly.
“And would you kindly hold me prisoner like a gentlecolt?” Rarity asked followed by a huff.
“How would a…you know what no and stop whining” Manny said.
“I’m not whining, I’m complaining. Do you want to see whining?” she asked.
“NO” everypony yelled except Pedro and Manny giving everypony confused looks.
“Manny for the love of all that is holy and good ease up on restraining her” I said.
“Ok” he said unsure and loosened up on his grip.
“So what now just going to walk into town with us restrained?” AJ asked bitterly.
“Well no…” I tried to say when a loud audible scream could be heard, getting louder by the second.
“What the fu…” Pedro said when a pink blur appeared in front of us.
“Don’t worry everypony now we can get this party started” Pinkie said throwing streams into the air.
“Pinkie Pie I was in the middle of an important letter to the princess I don’t have time for a party…” the girl said before she noticed the situation. “What’s going on?” she asked.
The girl was the same height as Rarity; she was wearing a lavender long sleeve shirt with light blue jeans. She had dark purple hair that went down to her mid back with a pink streak going thru the middle and a lavender horn sticking out of her forehead. In her hands she had a red leather bound book and on the back of her hand was a pink six side star surrounded by a couple of small white stars. “She also has a pair of B cups” Pinkie said.
“Pinkie” Twilight said blushing and using her book to cover her chest. But quickly got over it “And what is going on?” she asked more sternly.
“Uh well…you see” I said stumbling not too sure what to say and her watching my every move wasn’t helping. ‘Ok think, how do I explain this as one big misunderstanding’.
That’s when Rainbow Dash started to tell her side of the story, but halfway through it Pedro would counter her statement and well everypony just joined in telling Twilight what happened. It was a huge blob of that’s not what happened or he said she said and I think I heard something about oatmeal?
This went on for five minutes straight before I snapped. Now I don’t always get mad in fact I’m probably the most calm person you’ll ever meet, but when people or ponies keep on arguing for as long as they do while I’m trying to think or do something productive I just can’t help myself. “WELL EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME THINK FOR A FUCKING MINUTES I N PEACE AND QUIET” I yelled everypony immediately shut up and looked at me. The girls just stared at me mouth a gap while Fluttershy fainted…wait when did she wake…screw it I’ll ask later, probably because of the language I just used, but I was all out of fucks to give right now. My friend’s just waited patiently because they knew what happens if they try to confront me when I’m this pissed off, let’s just say it ends with them on the ground knocked out.
“Ben go restrain Rarity and Manny come over here and take care of Dash for me” I said angrily.
“What about…” Dash tried to whisper.
“Use your wings to cover yourself” I hissed at her making her recoil a bit away.
Ben went over and took Rarity from Manny and Manny took Dash from me, allowing me to go off a bit of ways to pace back in forth to not only help me calm down, but to also help me collect my thoughts.
Twilight’s point of view:
I had just finished alphabetizing the books in the library and was about to send my friendship report when suddenly Pinkie Pie just started to drag me out towards the Everfree Forest, something about a party and new ponies, but I was too busy holding on to my friendship book, that I would put all my letters that my friends and I sent to Princess Celestia, for dear life. When I arrived my friends were being held hostage by some strange looking ponies that I’ve never seen before and when I tried to find out what was going on everypony started to talk at once making it hard to find out what happened. That’s when the leader of these ponies, or I assume, told everypony to…shut up and started to pace back and forth for the past six minutes now. I was near Fluttershy making sure she was alright, Pinkie was near Ben I believe who was holding Rarity by the arm, Manny was holding Rainbow Dash a few feet away and AJ was pinned to the ground by Pedro.
Everypony was just silently waiting for BJ to finish up, until Pinkie decided to say something “So is he always a mister grumpy pants?” she asked quietly.
“Not always he only gets like that when people annoy him or cause too much trouble” Ben said with a sad smile.
“So you think he’s going to forgive me about starting this whole mess” Pedro said bluntly.
“What happened? Had a change of heart” Dash said annoyed.
“Look you don’t know how…dangerous he can be when he gets this mad and I would rather apologize then take him on” Pedro said while his friends gave quick nods of agreements.
“So how long do you reckon he’s goin’ to take?” AJ asked.
“Couple more minutes most likely, but who knows” Ben said with a shrug.
“Yeah Pedro really fucked this up” Manny said.
“Why do you ruff…colts use such strong language like it’s no big deal?” Rarity asked.
“Where we’re from language like that is like second nature” Pedro said.
“(Rage sound) WHY CAN’T THIS BE EASY” BJ said yelling towards the sky and throwing his helmet as well. However instead of going towards the ground it instead came back towards him like a boomerang and landed neatly on his head. “OH COME ON THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE” he yelled and flopped to the ground with an audible groan.
“How did he do that?” I asked.
“I believe it’s because there armor is…enchanted with a magic properties that make it so they are the only ones who can wear their armor and weapons as well” Ben said.
“Wait how do you not know?” Dash asked.
“Like we’ve been saying it’s really complicated” Ben said.
“That’s an understatement” BJ said he looked more…calm now, but still seemed like he was in a foul mood.
My point of view:
“Glad that everypony’s talking so casual now” I said as I continued to walk past everypony and towards Fluttershy. Until Twilight got in front of my path staring me down, daring me to make another move towards her. I backed off a bit and said “Easy just wanted to see if she was fine”.
Twilight seemed to let up a bit and said “Yes she’s fine just unconscious is all. Just give her a couple minutes and she’ll probably wake up”.
“Or we could try this” I said walking past Twilight and kneeled down to Fluttershy. I then whispered something in her ear causing her to instantly wake up, grab on to me and give me The Stare.
“WHO HURT ANGEL?!” she yelled staring me down. Now in all honesty if it wasn’t for my mood earlier I would have not only shit myself, but beg for mercy for even telling her such a lie. However given what has happened The Stare didn’t really even faze me, even though I felt like she was staring at my very soul.
“Angel is fine Fluttershy I made that up to wake you up” I said as I gently made her release me. She then shied away behind Twilight and said sorry a couple time, but I just dismissed it with a wave of my hand.
“So?” Manny asked.
“We give up let them go” I said earning me stares of disbelief, followed by everypony shouting ‘What’ except Fluttershy since she’s been knocked out...three times I think or is it two…meh. “Yeah we surrender. Do with us what you will and what not” I said as I flopped to the ground and sat there.
My friends eventually got out of there shock state and let everypony go and they eventually joined me on the ground waiting for the girls to decide what to do with us. They then walked out of earshot so we wouldn’t be able to hear their conversation.
“So what’s the real plan BJ lead them into a false sense of security and catch them off guard or…” Manny was asking before I decided to interrupt him.
“No Manny we our just giving up and letting them decided what to do with us, no tricks, no secret plan, just nothing”
“So since there no better time to say this now I want to apologize BJ, this was all my fault I should have just kept my mouth shut.” Pedro said apologetically.
“Yeah it is and you should have”
“But since I admitted this was my fault we’re cool right?” he asked hopefully.
“…for now Pedro and let’s just leave it at that” I said as we waited for the girls to finish their conversation while watching the sun begin to set.