The whole house.
By Myself.
ME GUSTA.
At times like this in my current situation, I really wish I had my Ipod to play "Old Time Rock and Roll" while sliding in my socks through the living room. This is my moment of freedom in this world. I'm on vacation from work, Nuts is off my back. I'm not getting hurt every 5 seconds. Yep, everything's coming up Milhouse from here!
As I score on a gallon ton of ice cream on the couch, I was watching this show called "Stallion Universe". All I can really explain from the show is that the main character is suppose to be his own mom or something, funny concept though.
"Ahahahaha, oh stallion.", I chuckled, ice cream drunk at the show. "I'm eating way too many of these." I added as a audible burp escapes my mouth.
Nice one.
Thanks!
Ya know, I think had this place all wrong.
Told ya.
I guess it just goes to show that I need to listen to you more oft--
Hey what's wrong?
Br-br-br
Huh?
Coursing pain begun to travel to my head upon thought.......I soon knew exactly what was happening.
Br-br-br BRAIN FREEZE!!!
I immediately grabbed my head as it began to throb with the agony freezing sensation. Flipping over the couch in pain I was soon twisting and turning all around the living room during the whole ordeal. Knocking down furniture, decorations, and pictures. I was getting my feet stuck in empty ice cream bins and falling everywhere. The whole event came to a end with a big THUD to the floor after knocking my self unconscious tripping over the coffee table. I then began to black out, vision slowly getting blurry with full darkness.
"Woah, what a rush!" Was the last words I uttered before submitting.
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Moments later after Stan's........adventure.
Nuts was at the front door of his manor, but he was not alone.
"Wow Nuts, I really can't remember the last time ever seen your house. Hopefully it hasn't changed a bit!" The stranger speaks, as Nuts continues to reply with.
"Hey."
As the unaware stallion began to open the door to his humble abode, He starts to see the figure of his human roommate on the ground. Confused by this sight, he continues to look at his roommates surroundings which consists of broken furniture, glass, and empty ice cream bins. After seeing such a sight in his own home, nothing but unholiness was soon to set ablaze.
"HEY!" Nuts scream in fury, scaring his guest and waking his roommate in the process.
"I'm up, I'm up." the roommate gets up, unaware of the trouble that is to come. As Nuts charges furiously towards him in a rage that could pierce the heavens. He was soon stopped by the stranger he invited.
"Nuts WAIT! Give him a chance, maybe he didn't mean it." The stranger pleaded to the stallion, which actually did calm him down a bit. "Deep breaths, brother. Deep breaths." She continued.
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BROTHER!?!?!
The sheer sound of the name made me conscious in an instant. I don't remember much of how I got UNconscious in the first place, but it was probably funny.
I looked up to see a furious Nuts in my face, with daggers in his eyes and heavy upon his breath.
"Oh hey Nuts, where ya been?" I say in a nonchalant tone, unaware of his state.
*SLAP*
Suddenly I was stricken by a stranger behind him unexpectedly.
"What's the matter with you! Can't you see what you have done?" The familiar looking mare spoke upon slapping me. I really can't place where i've seen her, but I know it wasn't in person.
"OW! What did I do?" I screeched upon the blow.
*LIGHT BULB
This is that one mare I saw in the photo me in Nuts dropped!
Sprinkles was her name if I remember correctly. Things are actually starting to add up now, Nuts wasn't pointing to the upstairs bed room for me to sleep in there. He must've been pointing there to tell me that a guest was arriving. His Sister. Sprinkles... I feel like butt...
"What did you do?! You trashed the whole place! " Sprinkles continued to answer my question. "Look I know Nuts can be a pain, but that doesn't mean he deserves something like this."
"Sorry Sprinkles, Things just got outta hand is all." I apologized to the newly met mare. Stunned by what i've said, she proceeded to respond with-
"H-How did you know my name, I didn't even introduce myself yet."
"Well it's a long story actually, I probably wouldn't've never known who you was if Me & Nuts hadn't broke that picture. I originally thought you was his "Mare" friend."
(You saw what I did there?)
Um, that's probably an actual term here...
"Marefriend? Haha, He WISHES he had a marefriend, especially with his advanced speaking skills." She teases her brother
"HEY!" responded the already heated stallion. "HEY, HEY, HEY!" he continue to shout at me while pointing at the messes.
"I'm pretty sure that means, Clean this mess." Sprinkles translated
Wait, She understands him?
"Wait, you understand him?"
"Of course I do, I AM his sister after all."
Nuts then tossed me some cleaning supplies and headed towards the front door.
"Leaving so soon?" I asked
"Of course, The ice cream stand isn't gonna run itself ya know." Sprinkles responded to the question I asked Nuts
"And you're going too?"
"Nah, I have to unpack 'n' junk. Nuts gots this though, this wouldn't be the first time he worked without me."
"Without you?"
"Yeah, Me and Nuts used to run the stand together before I moved."
"But why didn't Nuts tell me-.." I started to asked...... before coming to realization of the question. Sprinkles had herself a little chuckle at my pause while Nuts headed out the door, still in fumes.
"Woah, you've really done it this time." Sprinkles teased. "Whenever Nuts leaves mad to work, it's usually not a good day for the fillies & colts."
"Ouch, I guess did slip up a bit here." I admitted in guilt
"Oh come on now, it's not that bad actually. I could help out while we get to know each other."
"Wow that's awfully kind, But excuse me as I adjust to nice behavior in your brothers home."
Sprinkles continued to laughed upon the joke while she grabbed a broom with her mouth. Which, I guess can..... work.
"So what's you and Nuts' last name?" I asked as I started to sweep as well.
"It's "Ice Cream" silly." She responded "You mean to tell me that this whole time you stayed here, you NEVER knew his last name?"
"Well Celestia told me once, but I thought it was for shits and giggles."
"You do know that this is Equestria right? Pretty much 90% of names here sound like that.
"Hehe, Your right about that one."
"Now tell me a little about yourself, Stan. I've heard lots of news about you going around ya know. I think I even saw you at Manehatten at one point...... doing magic?
"Nah,That was just me aiding this mare named Trixe with her magic. I'm just her puppet really."
"Haha, Wow! And you're a human? How did you get to our world exactly?"
"A time machine."
"What?"
"It's long story, really"
"I'll take your word for it."
"Well, what about you. What the story of "Sprinkles" the mare?"
"WHERE DO I START! I'm 22 years old, Nuts is 25 by the way, and we both grew up here in Ponyville. Nuts & I both got our cutie marks at the same time over arguing about our favorite Ice cream topping, mines being sprinkles while his was nuts. Which ended up being ironic as we both shared the same name as the topping we adored, a bit of a convenience at that. Our mom and dad passed down the legacy of the "Ice Cream" name by letting Me & Nuts run there traditional ice cream stand once we were older. They soon left to Vanhoover leaving me and my brother to watch the stand on our own. 'Disagreements' were made between us, and I ended up leaving too Manehatten. Now I have my own ice cream shop there, while Nuts has his own here."
"Wait a minute..... Nuts is older than me?" I responded to the story as if that's the only part I heard.
"Haha, I guess so. But yeah, Every year or so I like to come back here and reminisce on the adventures me and him used to have before our fallout."
"Well everything makes sense now at least." I said as I finished sweeping the rest of the mess. "I have to say, your sweeping is pretty incredible."
Upon saying, Sprinkles hasn't realized shes been standing on her hind legs the entire time of sweeping. She notices herself and immediately stops out of shyness. We both ended up sharing a laugh and continued to talked.
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Night falls as Me & Sprinkles continue to be social, but our tales soon came to a screeching halt as Nuts breeches through the door.
"Hey!" Nuts says upon entering
"Yes we cleaned everything." Sprinkles responds to his out burst.
"heyyy."
"Yeah, I know. But he's actually a good guy once you get to know him."
"Hey! What did he say about me?" I asked Sprinkles. "Why I outta!"
"Oh, nothing bad exactly, he just told me not to talk to you while I was here because you're a 'bad guy'." Sprinkles answered. "But obviously he was wrong...... besides the home wreckage of course."
"Hey!" Nuts protests
"Oh calm down you two! Does anyone have any suggestions on dinner?" Sprinkles butted in.
"I'd eat anything really, but this is Nuts' house, and you are the guest here." I said
"How bout you Nuts?"
"Ehh." Nuts exclaims while shrugging his shoulders.
That is legit the most different thing i've heard him say.
"Well how about ice cream?" Sprinkles asked
"A little cliche, but I'll probably manage a little bit more ice cream in my system."
Suddenly, a built of rage was brought to a certain one phrase stallion. I couldn't really pin point it, but he was mad about something...
"HEY!" Nuts shouted to Sprinkles
"Oh not this again. You KNOW that's the way I make it!" Sprinkles shouted back
"Hey!"
"Well then, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ICE CREAM!"
"Hey. HEY!"
"Um, is there something I can help with here?" I awkwardly asked. But that was merely a mistake based on the glares I received upon asking. "Nevermind then..."
So I just grabbed some popcorn and hoped for the best to play out.
Soon enough, back and forward the two went. Blasting vulgar terms, (which i'm just guessing for Nuts' sake) doing rude gestures, (without any fingers) and last but not least the general 'I Hate Yous' where in order. But when all was said and done, they both marched to separate rooms upstairs and slammed the doors shut.
Put in an awkward position, I stood there on the couch in quiet for a couple of seconds before coming in to realization about something.
"Does this mean i'm not getting the guest room!?" I yelled in question.