//------------------------------// // Doors 101 // Story: Fix the door // by Philosopher Brony //------------------------------// It took Spike a long time, but he managed to drag the large being to his house. Also, the screaming stopped, but then the citizens started screaming at the sight of the demon. Once at the house, Spike said to the demon: "That is the door that needs to be fixed." He pointed at the front door that was still in the same condition. Togaf got up off the ground and looked at the door. "That's the door? Seriously..." Togaf replied in an irritated tone. "You know what? I'm not going to do it! If you have something else for me to do, I'll be in your kitchen." The large demon started walking to the kitchen, but he was interrupted by Spike. "WHAT! I dragged you all the way here just so you can tell me that you won't do it!" "That's right. do you got any chips?" Togaf was going through the pantry while Spike just stood there being angry at him. "Why don't you just leave if your not going to help me?" "I have to do something for you before I am allowed to rome this planet and reek havoc." "Well, The only job I have for you is to fix this door." The baby dragon pointed at the door again. "Still... I'm not wasting my powers on that, and that means I'm going to stay here." "Just don't do anything bad while your in here." "Fine, but your going to go get more food after I'm done." Togaf continued to go through the selection of available food while Spike was stuck with fixing the door. He looked over it to determine what he should do first. Suddenly, a thought popped into his mind. Spike slammed his head into the door similar to what he did last time he was confronted with a door. All this accomplished was busting off one of the door hinges, and a large crack formed on the door. "OH, I know what I need to do!" Spike announced loudly with joy. "No you don't, your too stupid to know what to do." Togaf replied with a mouthful of sandwiches. "I need to take the door out of the door frame. Then I will be able to do the necessary fixes!" "Hold on one moment... I need to see this." The demon walked out of the kitchen with the fridge under his arm. He sat down on the center table and continued to eat. "You can continue now." "Are you going to put that back?" "Don't you have a door to fix?" Spike turned back to his work. He had no idea how to do that though. The baby dragon once again, returned to his flawless method of smashing his head against the door until something happened. Finally, the other hinge broke off, but the door remained in the same spot. Apparently, the door was stuck in the door frame again. There was only one thing to do in this situation. Spike backed up a few steps and charged strait at the door. once he built up enough momentum, he lunged at the door in an attempt to nock it down. Togaf laughed when the dragon smacked against the door. "I. Ha, Ha. I think... I think you need to do that some more. It really looks like your getting it. HA, HA!" Togaf gib said to spike while he was laughing. "Don't you think I already know that?" This only made Togaf laugh even harder. Spike continued this process of him slamming into the door, and Togaf laughing at it for a while until something actually happened. Eventually, Spike's technique managed to knock down the door, but Spike's bad luck caused the door to fall on top of somepony. The baby dragon ran to the pony unto the door and dragged her out. It was Twilight Sparkle. Spike crushed Twilight under the door and he managed to knock he out in the process. Togaf was now rolling on the floor while laughing from Spike's misfortune. After Spike managed to carry Twilight to the hospital to have her tended to, he returned to his duty of fixing the door. The baby dragon dragged the door back inside when Togaf finished laughing. The demon looked at Spike and asked: "Shouldn't you make sure that pony didn't die?" "She will be fine. Twilight survived a lot worse without a single scratch." Spike replied. "If you say so." "If you will excuse me. I need to get back to my job." Spike looked down at the door and thought about what he should do. Before Spike could do anything, he had to sneeze. The baby dragon let out a huge sneeze which also released his magical flames. The intense fire burned the door to a crisp. Princes Celestia was finishing up another book when a message was about to arrive. The book she was working on was about blood sacrifices. She looked up and saw the mist forming above her. "Oh, Twilight sent me a letter. It has been a while since the last one." Celestia said to herself as the mist condensed into solid matter. Without any warning, Celestia was covered in wood ash and dragon snot. Once she realized what she was covered in, she vomited on the floor. "Twilight. I'm going to get back at you for this!" Spike could only stare at the wood door which was now just a burnt block of wood. Once he accepted what just happened, he had to come up with what do do now. "Where is the adult section of this library?" Togaf gib said while he stepped onto of the door. His weight caused the burned door crumble into a million pieces. Spike groaned and pointed at the closed door near the back of the library. "Don't open that door once I go in there. I'm going to need some time." "Don't talk about it. Just do it, clean it up, and don't say anything about it." "Hey, I wasn't going to do that, I was just gong to read a book." "Oh..."