Ratchet and Clank: Into Equestria

by Rainbrewdash


Chapter 1

Ratchet sat back in his seat in the Aphelion, while Clank was going through the channels on the radio.

"I hope the place where we go to this time is relaxing, I really need a break from all this hero stuff." said Ratchet.

Clank thought for a minute, "We should go back to Pokitaru, it seemed nice there."

Ratchet groaned "I'm not going back there after what happened last time."

Ratchet's ship suddenly started to shake, he sat up in his seat.
"Whats happening!?"

Ratchet tried to steer to a nearby planet without crashing, but with no luck they suddenly were caught into orbit of a planet nearby while trying to make a safe landing.

"Hold on tight!" Yelled Ratchet. "It's gonna be a bumpy landing!"

Twilight Sparkle was sitting on her bed reading one of her many books.
She heard a loud crash followed by something that sounded like an explosion.

Spike sprinted up the stairs as quickly as his little legs could carry him.
"Twilight! Did you see it? The explosion outside of the Everfree Forest?"

Twilight sighed "Spike, I did hear something but I thought it was you."

"Come on Twilight! We have to go and look!" he whined.

"Okay, Okay fine, we'll go have a look and see if Fluttershy is alright." Twilight sighed then got up from her bed.

Ratchet groaned, he rubbed his eyes as he sat up.
He thought to himself "How did I survive that?"

"Clank!? You around here?" Ratchet saw something off into the distance, a pale colored horse-pony.

He got up, grabbed his trusty OmniWrench Millenium 12 incase the horse-pony was hostile.

Ratchet walked over to the horse-pony, saying "Hello? Uh, do you know where I am?"

The pale horse-pony thing shrieked while trying to hide itself "P.. Please don't hurt me.."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you." said Ratchet, calmly.

"Do you know where my friend is? His name is Clank."

The horse-pony whispered something, as she was still scared.

"You're going to have to speak up." Ratchet groaned

"He's over....." her voice turned into a whisper.

"What was that?" Ratchet raised his Wrench.

"He's over there... in my house.." The pale horse-pony thing raised a hoof and pointed to her house.

Ratchet thanked the horse-pony thing and walked over to the house, opening the door.

Clank was sitting on a couch calmly "Hello Ratchet."

"Oh Clank! Thank Qwark you're okay!" said Ratchet

"Ratchet, where's Fluttershy?" Clank asked.

"Whats a 'Fluttershy'?" Ratchet asked.

"Fluttershy is a pale-yellow pony who lives here on the planet Equestr-" Clank was interrupted by a rainbow streak flying past him.

"What did you do to Fluttershy!?" Yelled a rainbow maned pony.. with wings?

Ratchet hadn't noticed wings on the 'Fluttershy' he had seen before.

"Hey! She took Clank!" Yelled Ratchet

"Actually Ratchet, when we crashed, I walked over to her house for assistance."

The Rainbow maned pony looked at Clank. "That thing can talk?"

Clank looked up at her "Yes, I can. My name is XJ-0461 but I like the name Clank."

He continued, "Our ship has crashed and we were wondering if we could get help to get it back into working order."

The winged pony laughed, "You think you can make me believe some stupid story! You guys probably came from the Everfree forest for all I know!"

"The Ever- What now?" Ratchet asked confused.

The winged pony groaned "I'll take you to see Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle walked up the path to Fluttershy's house.
"Spike, she'll be fine, don't worry."

"But what if some weird aliens got her!? Or she was taken?"

"Isn't that the same thing? Just without aliens?"

"Well.. Uh.. Sort of."
Twilight laughed at Spike, continuing walking.

Twilight was suddenly on the ground after being bumped into by Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow! Watch where you're going!" Rainbow looked down, "Sorry Twilight, and I'm glad you're here we were just looking for you."

"Wait, we?" Twilight sat up and saw two creatures, a small very shiny metallic one that stood on two legs and another one that was rather tall with long ears and a tail, and was yellow.

"This is going to be a long day" Groaned Twilight.

Ratchet groaned as he tried to answer all of the questions he was being asked.

"Yes! Were from another planet, Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie Pie jumped up off the ground "Oh! Ooooh! What cake should you guys have for your welcome to Ponyville party?"

Clank stood up "I am sorry, but we cannot stay for long, if anyone could help us with our ship, we should be going."

"Yeah! It seems pretty boring here anyway." Clank hit Ratchet "Hey what was that for!?" Ratchet yelled,

Twilight looked at Clank "I'm sorry, Clank, I don't think we have the technology to help you two with your ship."

Ratchet threw his wrench on the ground "Just great! How are we gonna get out of here now, Clank?"

Clank ignored Ratchet "I am terribly sorry about Ratchet, it is just that we were meant to be on vacation today, after saving the universe many times."

Rainbow Dash flew out of her chair "The universe! Wow! That is awesome!"

Pinkie Pie then was out of the library in a matter of seconds.

"Where is she going to?" Ratchet asked.

"Ah'm not sure, probably to throw ya two's 'welcome to Ponyville' party."