"Which way should we go and look?" asked Leaf.
"YOU CAN BUY TROLLEY CLEAN™ NOW!" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"That's nice," said Leaf, "Any ideas Applejack?"
"..."
"That's right," remembered leaf, "You turned into a skeleton."
"YOU CAN BUY TROLLEY CLEAN™ NOW!" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"Who do you think has the cure for Poison Joke?" asked Leaf.
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"No thank you," said Leaf, "I need the cure for poison joke right now, not Trolley Clean™."
"Hello you stupid folk, I guess you've encounterd some poison joke?" asked some Zebra that no one knows the name of because she is evil..
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodger.
Then all of a sudden, Leaf's phone started to ring.
"Sorry," she said, "I gotta take this."
She then picked up the phone.
"N'yello?"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON!" screamed the voice through the phone.
"Ah, WTF? How did your dad get my number?" Leaf asked to Mr. Rodgers.
"NO! My dad is DEAD!" said Mr. Rodgers.
"THEN WHO WAS PHONE!" screamed Leaf.
Then a skeleton popped out, but not before they noticed a person fall into a lake.
"WE HAVE TO HELP THAT GUY!" screamed Leaf.
"That guy can not be helped," said the Zebra, "For his fate has been kelped."
"Kelped?" asked Leaf.
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"Kelped means you've eaten beans." said the Zebra.
"Ok then." said Leaf, "I'm going to go help that guy now."
But leaf was too late, the boy had drowned.
"He drowned." said Leaf.
"It was a shame we didn't know his name." said the Zebra.
"His name was Ben." said Leaf.
""How do you know this bro.?" asked the Zebra.
"It was written on his copy of Majora's Mask he had with him," replied Leaf, "On the better side of things, I GOT A FREE COPY OF MAJORA'S MASK! :D"
Just then a smiling dog jumped up and grabbed the cart from Leaf.
"HEY!" screamed leaf as she ran after the smiling dog.
"DO NOT CHASE THAT PUP OR IT WILL THROW UP!" screamed the Zebra as she started to chase Leaf.
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers as he too, started to run after them.
8 HOURS LATER!
"I guess we won't catch that smileing dog," said Leaf, "And I am getting tired."
"Me too, enough to sue." said the Zebra.
"Trolley *pant* clean?™" asked Mr. Rodgers, sounding tired.
"GO TO SLEEP!" said Jeff.
"I think I will." said Leaf.
"I will go to sleep, like a sheep." said the Zebra.
"Trolley clean?™" asked Mr. Rodgers tiredly.
"Don't mind if I do." said Jeff.
He then took the trolley clean™ and poured it all over his face.
"AAAAGGGHGHGHGHGGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!" screamed Jeff, "WHAT KIND OF TROLLEY CLEAN™ IS THIS!"
"It's Jellybean flavored Trolley Clean™." replied Mr. Rodgers.
"YOU HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!" screamed Jeff right before running off into a black area. Then the people went to sleep.
Several song filled hours later...
It was now night time.
"That was a nice dream." said Leaf.
"You must choke on poison joke." said the Zebra.
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"We have to go out into the night." said Leaf.
"What is this note I found in a coat." asked the Zebra.
Leaf read it outloud.
The cure for poison joke is...
"We need to find more notes." said Leaf.
They went outside, and wanted to look for more notes when the noticed they were in a forest.
"What's happening?" asked Leaf.
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"Let's go farther into the forest." said Leaf.
They then went farther into the forest, not seeing a tall and slender man in a suit looking at them.
3 DAYS LATER...
Dear Diary,
I have found some notes, but none of them are helpful. I have learned to write with my mouth, and be a pony. I got separated from my friends when a tall and slender man started to chase after us. I still have Applejack's skeleton, but Mr. Rodgers has my revive. I have given up on trying to find the cure for poison joke, and will live the rest of my life as a pony. I am writing this with some of my own blood and a feather I found. I started to bleed after I cut myself on some sharp rocks. I just hope that I can live the rest of my life as a pony peacefully.
Until next time,
Leaf Oak.
Liking what she wrote, Leaf went to sleep in her shelter she made in a old car. She was in the back seat, and had found a heater to stay warm during the nights. It was solar powered.
"I can live here for the rest of my life." she thought outloud.
""Maybe we can open up this car with a crowbar." said a voice from outside the car.
'Could it be?' Leaf thought.
Just then something ripped through the roof of the car, letting the light shine in.
"TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed a voice.
"MR RODGERS‽" screamed Leaf.
"Let's get out of here, for I fear that the end in near." said the Zebra.
"TROLLEY CLEAN™ IS SAFE TO DRINK!" Mr. Rodgers screamed as he drank a bottle of Trolley Clean that was 99.99% acid.
After the entire bottle was gone, he spoke again.
"Why hello neighbor," he said, "What are we doing here on such a beutiful day?"
"IS THAT THE CURE!" screamed Leaf as she grabbed the Trolley Clean™ and started to drink the entire bottle.
"AAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHHGHGHHHGHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!" screamed Lean as (s)he suddenly had his/her body change from pony to human and from female to male in the period of 3.141592 seconds.
"That was not the cure, for you have had four." said the Zebra.
""SMELL YOU LATER!" Green screamed as he ran to the trolley.
"You don't know how to drive my trolley neighbor." said Mr. Rodgers.
"Can you show me how?" asked Blue.
"You can not drive an orange," said the Zebra, "For it has no..."
The zebra paused. Then it fell over and dies because there is no rime for orange.
"Press that button." said Mr. Rodgers.
"DOOR HINGE!" screamed green as he pressed the button. "SMELL YOU LATER!"
The trolley then went speeding off into the distance.
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