"HOW AM I A PONY!" screamed Leaf.
"No idea," said Shiny Applejack, "But maybe it was the stuff."
"WHAT STUFF!" screamed Leaf.
"The poison joke?" asked Applejack.
"FOR ONLY $197.01, ANYONE WHO TOUCHED POISON JOKE CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN!" yelled Fred Rodgers.
"SHUT UP!" screamed Applejack and Leaf at the same time.
"So what will we do?" asked Leaf.
"Go find the cure for poison joke." replied Applejack.
"And what is that?" asked Leaf.
"Drinking urine." replied Applejack.
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"I DON'T HAVE THE CURE TO POISON JOKE XD" laughed Applejack, "I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU DRINK URINE X3"
"So you don't have the cure for poison joke?" asked Leaf.
"NOPE XD!" said Applejack.
"TROLLY CLEAN!" screamed Mr. Rodgers, "NOW ONLY 圓1 FOR ANYONE WHO DRANK URINE! IT'S 99.99% ACID!"
"Can I buy some?" asked Leaf as she handed ¥1 to Mr. Rodgers. He then opened the Trolley Clean and spilled the entire gallon onto Applejack.
"AAAAAAAGGGHHGGHHHGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!!" screamed Applejack
Applejack then fell over dead, being just a skeleton.
"I have a Revive," said Leaf, "But I won't use it on her until we find the cure for poison joke."
Leaf went to put Applejack's skeleton into his bag, but a message appeared.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM IN YOUR BAG! THROW AWAY AN ITEM TO MAKE ROOM FOR 'NOT AT ALL MURDERED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON'?
"DA*N IT!" screamed Leaf, "Let's see, what items do I have that I can throw away?"
"THROW AWAY 151 ESCAPE ROPES?
"I need those," said Leaf as she looked for something else to throw away," What else do I have?"
THROW AWAY HM69 SPLASH?
"No," said Leaf, "I also need that."
THROW AWAY MASTER BALL?
"Yes," said Leaf, "I have an Action Replay anyways."
HOW MANY SHOULD BE TOSSED?
"How about 9001?"
TOSSED 9001 MASTER BALLS. NOT AT ALL MURDERED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON WAS PUT IN BAG>
"Now that that's over with," said Leaf, "Let's go find the cure for poison Joke.
They then went farther into the forest.
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