Jumanji in Equestria

by PressStart

the joke

Flitter rolled the dice and the four mares leaned in.

"Ado. I like that name," Roseluck says to Ado with a smile before turning her attention to the board.
"What does that mean, do you think?" Colgate asks the others. Roseluck shrugs.
"Look at the clues. Not a friend will be the color blue... I got nothing." Flitter said sitting back.
"Nor do I," Roseluck and Colgate both said, speaking in unison once again.
"We really should stop doing that." Colgate said.
"Agreed." Roseluck said.
"Joke... poison... blue... girls I think that it's..." Flitter stopped when she noticed blue flowers popping up out of the ground. Soon they were surrounded by blue flowers.
"Poison Joke..."Roseluck said. Flitter felt strange, she looked at her wings, but the problem was now she doesn't have wings.
"Flitter! Where'd your wings go?" Roseluck asked.
"It's the poison joke. It's affecting us... in... stantly?" Flitter stared at Fleur. Fleur was confused, but then noticed that she was furless.
"I think I've figured it out. I believe that the poison joke will remain affecting us until somepony rolls a two." Roseluck said. Fleur and Flitter stares at each other and then agrees with the statement.
"Well, it's my turn next, but somepony else roll the dice. I want to see if it will count. Just keep rolling till you get a two." Colgate said. Fleur rolled until she rolled a two, but nothing happened.
"Hmm... Alright, let me roll the dice. I just hope it doesn't advance the round." Colgate said. Colgate rolled a nine and everyone groaned. The four of them leaned in to see the the orb.

"That one doesn't sound good..." Colgate said. Fleur looked behind Colgate and screamed. Multiple spiders as big as a mare was coming at them. Colgate screams as well and runs to the exact opposite side of the cave.
"Spiders... so unclean..." Colgate screamed. Flitter grabbed a large rock and threw it. It then crunched one of the spiders.
"Colgate, the poison joke turned you into mud. Forget about it and help me fight with Roseluck. Fleur do your turn." Flitter said firmly.
"AHH! Mud's even worse!" The mud puddle that is now Colgate says. Fleur rolls a three and looks to see what it is this time.
"For the cold weather... how about something with heat... something hot, molten, and red." Fleur read out loud.
"Lava, maybe?" Roseluck suggests. The spiders stopped attacking and left the cave.
"Well, I guess I'm stuck as a puddle of mud until someone rolls a two. Hurry up already!" Colgate said bummed.
"Yeah well I'm naked, so shut up." Fleur said And then noticed something red coming out of the cracks on the ground.
"What do you see, Fleur?" Roseluck asks.
"Lava coming out of the cave floor." Fleur replied wide eyed.
"Whoa! Hey, Ado? Could we continue playing on your back away from the lava?" Roseluck asks. Ado stayed silent for a moment and then nodded.
"Thank you so much, Ado," she says and picks up the game board, motioning for the others to follow.
"I'm still a puddle of mud, you know." Colgate said.
"Yes and I don't have wings, Fleur is furless, and Roseluck... I don't know. What did the poison joke do to you?" Flitter asked confused.
"I don't know, I don't think it's affected me yet. Maybe it's because I have Ado to deal with and it decided to have mercy on me," she says before turning to Ado, "No offense."
"Look again, your a stallion." Ado said with a grunt of distaste. (S)he looks down at her- I mean, himself and cries out in surprise.
"When did that happen?!" Roseluck asked in surprised.
"Does that even matter? Come on." Flitter said pulling the male Roseluck to get on Ado's back. The furless Fleur held out the dice to Roseluck.
"Well... here's to hoping for a two..." (s)he says as (s)he rolls the dice. Roseluck rolled a five and Colgate facehooved. The four leaded in to see the orb.

"I have no idea. I swear, if I just rolled another dragon..." she trails off and looks apologetically to Ado. Suddenly a large bird flew in and snatched the game, then flew out of the cave. Roseluck sighs and said, "We can't go a full round without the game being stolen by something."
"This is getting annoying." Flitter and Fleur said in unison.
"Great, now you two are doing it, too." Roseluck said facehooves. The four of them started to laugh. It was defiantly interesting how much the four bonded in such a small time.
"Wow," says Mud Puddle Colgate, "it's amazing how much we've bonded in such a small time." Roseluck nods her head in agreement.
"I guess something good did come out of the game." Fleur said cheerfully.
"Indeed, except that now we have to get the game back." Colgate said smirking. The four of them stayed silent for the moment.
"I'll help you get the game back." Ado said with a grunt. Roseluck leans down and hugs Ado's back as well as she can.
"Thanks, Ado. You're the best dragon I've ever known." Roseluck said cheerfully.
"Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with." Ado said And flew out of the cave. Towards a large flock of birds.
"What? You are! Most other dragons would just be jerks." Roseluck said giggling.
"Roseluck, we don't have time for chatting. Look at all those birds." Colgate said firmly.
"I-i-i-i-i-i'm f-f-f-f-f-f-freezing." Fleur said all jittery.
"Let me see if I can help," Colgate 'The Mud Puddle' offers.
"A-a-a-a-a-a-at th-th-th-th-this m-m-m-m-m-moment i-i-i-i-i- I'll c-c-c-c-c-consider a-a-a-a-a-anything." Fleur said still all jittery.
"Colgate" slides up Fleur and wraps around her, coating her in mud and holding in her body heat, as well as holding out the cold.
"Thanks." Fleur said happy to not be freezing.
"No problem." Colgate said.
"So... um... exactly how are we going to get the game. I still don't have my wings." Flitter said realizing the small fact and was bummed out.
"Yeah... Wait a second... Colgate, can you still use magic?" Roseluck asked.
"I can try." Colgate replied. 'Colgate' tries creating a small shield around herself and Fleur. Colgate couldn't get her spells to work, but Fleur had an idea.
"I maybe naked, but I have a horn as well. I mean I can teleport objects as long as they're in rang. I mean I do it all the time." Fleur said And was happy to be of some help that doesn't involve her looks.
"I completely forgot you were a unicorn, Fleur. No offense," says Roseluck, but she nods in agreement.
"Besides, you're not naked anymore. Not with me covering you. Also, even if I can't cast spells, I'm going to see if I can augment your magical ability with mine." The mud moves and fills the spiraling grooves in Fleurs horn.
"Okay I just need to be in range. Lets get the game back." Fleur said And Flitter noticed that there was no storm around.
"Look the lightning storm only covers a quarter mile around Roselucks place." Flitter said pointing at the storm.
"Great. So my house is going to have a storm around it until we beat this game." Roseluck said.
"Lets just hope that I roll a two." Flitter said And tried to spot the game in the flock of birds.
"Yeah." Colgate said. Roseluck spotted the game and pointed towards where it is.
"Okay, Fleur, the game's right there," Mudgate says. "Here, take my magic." She concentrates as she funnels her magic into Fleur's horn.
"Ado, get closer. I'm not in range." Fleur said and Ado grunted before moving closer.
"You in range yet, Fleur?" Roseluck asked.
"A little more..." Fleur said as they got closer. Finally she casted the spell and the game instantly teleported into her hooves.
"Hooray! Great work Fleur!" Roseluck said cheering.
"Thanks, now its not that I don't mind having a mudpuddle pony on me, but please, I beg you. Flitter, please roll a two." Fleur said And Flitter took a deep breath. She rolled and got snake eyes. Colgate took her normal form and was laying on Fleur's now furred back, their horns touching. She quickly got down. Flitter's wings reappeared and Roseluck was back to a mare.
"I feel so light, now," Roseluck says, "I'm never complaining about my weight again."
"I'm now clean! I'm not a mud puddle!" Colgate says, hugging herself.
"Finally I'll be able to fly again." Flitter was relieved.
"And I'm not naked anymore." Fleur said with a blush still on her face. Colgate picked up the dice and did her turn. The four of them leaned in to see the text.

"That really doesn't sound good, especially since we're, oh I don't know, FLYING." Colgate stated.
"Ado, take us to Roseluck's place. The place that you took me from." Flitter said, but Ado grunted like he didn't want to go.
"What's wrong, Ado?" Roseluck asks. Before he could answer a hard gust of wind pushed the five of them towards Roseluck's place.
"I think we're going to Roseluck's anyway!" Colgate says.