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// Practice with screwloose 
// Story: Screwball: Three wishes.... Lets screw with the concept 
// by Novalis14 
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Screwball was in her room pacing as she tried to decide whom she should grant three wishes. Her trusty mutt Screwloose was lying on a large cushion watching her owner contemplate. Literally, screwball's thoughts were appearing on a white board above her head as she moved.

“What do you think loosy?” Screwball asked stopping and staring into the pony's eyes. Screwloose just licked her mistresses nose and gave a yap.

“I know! I will grant you three wishes as practice. And since you can’t talk I’ll just read your mind!” Screwloose just barked.

A counter appeared above Screwloose’s head and the number three was displayed. In a flash screwball disappeared a lamp taking her place. The dogpony sniffed at the object, which was purple and had a shade depicting her owner sitting on a throne of peanut brittle.

A blue mist poured out of where the light bulb should have been. “What do you desire master?” a blue tinited Screwball said with a giggle, adjusting her turban atop her white and purple curls. Then adjusting her signature beanie on top of the turban.

The dogpony tilted her head and in two flashes of light- one making a quacking sound, one roaring like a lion.- a tin of dog treats and a chew toy shaped like Celestia appeared.

“and your third wish” Screwball patted Screwloose on the head. The dogpony gave a contented sigh and began chewing on her new toy.

“Pets” Screwball giggled shaking her head. “Their wants are so simple.”

Screwball spun around donning a sergeant’s helmet, and summoning a black board covered in drawings of ponies' heads. “Alrighty then time to buckle down!” a belt appeared and she pulled it taught.

“So who should I grace with my screwy presence….”

At that moment a trickling sound came from behind her. 

“Maybe I should take loosy for a walk first.” She said looking back at her beloved pet.