A Sniper in Equestria

by xXxJXTxXx


Chapter 7

-upon arrive towards the castle we land to see the street filled with guards and ponies looking at us-

Wow this place is filled with rich ones, not a poor or medium in sight. I still don't think these ponies are nice now due to the way they don't greet each other like the ones on ponyville.

-Celestia and Luna comes out first to see them bow down. When I got off I received some gasp and a few bit of glares from the crowd, then we start walking towards the castle which looked a bit far so I looked at the buildings while walking-

Hmmm, I'm finding nothing interesting except there's a coffee shop that looks exactly like Starbucks and named the same way. I see a cloth store coming in sight.

"Hey Celestia, you care if we stop a bit at the cloth store so I can change?"

"Alright Silver but make it quick," Celestia said with a neutral expression.

-I walk into the store to find the dressing room while getting a few looks from the cashier and the customers-

Ok, I should have these clothes from spy and I bet and doubt it'll fit in sniper, but it's worth a try.

-I wear the fancy fedora, the quƤckenbirdt, then the cut throat concierge and find that it fits me well then I go back outside to see more glances towards my direction of curiosity then more of fear. I nod towards Celestia and Luna who looks surprisingly at me while I saw a bit of amusement from her eyes as we continued towards the castle-

Well the suit ain't half that bad but at least I can fit things hidden like my knife and my revolver.

-we continue for a few minutes until we reach the castle then the guards starts to disappear back to their posts. I look are the castle to see some kind of garden and an orange tail from the bush, getting my curiosity get the best of me I looked to see the guards and princesses not looking at me so I turned on the quƤckenbirdt to turn invisible and I set my detour towards the tail inside the bushes-

"Sister?" Luna asked.

"Yes Luna, what is it?" Celestia said.

"Where's Silver?" As right as Luna said those words Celestia looked back to see no Silver then she started to panic.

"Captain, I require you and the guards to search for a creature with a suit that is taller than us when standing bipedal!" Celestia ordered to the captain.

"I will do the search right away your highness!" He salutes as he runs off to gather the guards to search the entire castle for a bipedal creature.

"He better not do anything stupid while he's alone,but I do got a feeling that I will win this bet." Said Celestia to herself.

*to me*

I've to give credit to the ponies working here. This place is gorgeous but mission set to find what was that thing with the orange tail.

-I go through the same bush to find a tiger-

Dang these ponies take care of tigers!? Crap if it smells me I'm dead.

-as right I ended my sentence the invis watch ran out of juice making me visible, thus making me visible to the tiger who then looks at me startled ready to pounce at me-

"Nice kitty kitty kitty, I wasn't trying to hurt you or anything but I was just curious what you were."

-the tiger then calms down a bit while being a bit offended for calling it a kitty but still kept it's pouncing poise in case I'd do something to it. Then out of my backpack I pull out the holy mackerel which caused the tiger to look at it curiously then it started sniffing towards it-

I think it's working but I need to remember not all tigers like fish and mostly everything here understands English but can't speak it like in every Disney movie.

"I'm not trying to hurt you I'm honest, but you are the first tiger I've seen in person but do you want the fish?"

-the tiger looks at me suspiciously then nods. I go closer to give the fish for only the tiger to take a step back, noticing this it how the fish at the tiger while it caught it with its teeth. I see that it's enjoying it's meal while leaving some untouched-

"Why aren't you eat the rest, are you not hun-"

-I look behind the tiger to see 3 cubs looking at me curiously which looked so cute I would've died right there-

That's the second most cutest thing here in this world.

-the 'tigress' then looks at me amusingly while the 3 cubs slowly goes towards me cautiously while the tigress monitors them, so I sat down to make myself less menacing-

"Can I pet you now, I mean if you trust me that is."

-the tigress took a moment to think then nodded. I went over to the tigress who flinched slightly but to calm down when I started to pet her, why starts moving towards my hand purring as I pet her. The baby cubs then starts climbing me, one from the back, one in my left arm and I pulled one up on top of my head while I let it wear my fedora. I gave the one on my back the received again festivizer and the one in my left the world's travelers hat which they all looked cute on-

They aren't different from the kids I used to play with but cute....wait a second, wasn't I suppose to have a talk with Celestia? Nah, she won't mind, would she? I mean I'm with an important play date with these tigers.

*back to the castle*

-guards continue to try to find the creature but to fail while two princesses in the room of Celestia starts guessing where Silver would be in-

"Sister it's been 4 hours since he disappeared, why would he be?" Luna asked while looking worried.

"I don't know Luna, but he couldn't be far away since he can't fly or anything, can he?" Celestia said.

-Luna pulls out a moon pie for a snack-

"Oh great moon pie, when I eat you I wish a voice is heard from Silver." Luna said then eats the moon pie while Celestia looks at her amusingly.

"Luna that won't work, it's just a mo-"

"ARGHHH!"

"-on pie....."

-once they heard the scream they flew out of the room and towards the voice which was heard in the gardens-

*to me*

"ARGHHH!"

-I yelled this as the 3 cubs pin me down while roaring 'meowing' victory as I laugh-

*5 minutes earlier*

-having my sniper outfit again but with the soldier's helm I look at the 3 cubs sitting facing me like soldiers and the tigress looking at us amusingly-

"Alright cubs!! We will start our training program but first you have to face me!! You have to defeat me in combat! But first show me your roar!!!"

"Roar! 'MEOW'!"

"Close enough! Now we will begin fighting now!"

-as soon as I finish my sentence the cubs pounce all together at once and managed me to pin me down to the ground, to make them feel victorious I screamed a dying sound while they roared victoriously-

"ARGHH!, you did well cubs, now I promote you to full soldiers in combat. Congratulation!"

-they get off of me while I stood up and waved goodbye as they left but for one of them to stay with me-

"Hey tiger you missed one!"

-she looks back then smiled and continued forward while the cub roared-

I guess the cub wants to stay with me and I made a new friend to travel along with me. I need an achievement for this.

-I picked it up as climb towards the top of my head-

You're my new hat now.

-I hear flapping of wings for me to see the two alicorns coming towards the garden looking a bit pissed off-

"Cub I'm gonna name you something but that's for later but I require your cuteness to sate the anger of these two princesses, think you can do that?"

-the cub tries to look ferocious for only making it cuter-

"I'll take that as a yes."

-the princesses land in front of me while Luna hugs me and I put the safe n' sound on the cub-

"THOU ART OKAY!!!! WE THOUGHT THOU WERE GONE BUT THOU ART HERE!!!"

-she starts squeezing the life out of me while the cub jumps on Luna's back and roars to let me go-

"Luna theirs a tiger behind you." Celestia said calmingly.

"Where!" Luna said as she swung around releasing me and the cub hold on into her back.

"Soldier, retreat!"

-the cub pounces from Luna's back then lands of my arms-

"You have some explaining to do Silver." Celestia said.

-I look into her eyes to see anger like a fire burning in her eyes threatening to shoot the fire out from her eyes which caused me to be careful around her-

"Ya know, curiosity got the best of me when I saw an orange tail from a bush."

"You could've asked us if you could go their, you caused a panic." Celestia said.

"Did you mean the panic you caused sister?" Luna said while Celestia looks away blushing a bit.

"N-never mind that, now we know you are safe and let's go back to the castle." Celestia said as she starts walking into the castle.

"Ummm, ok but I'm bringing this little guy with me."

-I put the safe n' sound away while the cub starts dozing off on my arms-

"Sure you can bring your pet with you." Luna said while I looked at her.

"Nope he's my companion for my travels and in my world we also make ponies and horses as 'pets' so don't make me go that far."

-Celestia looks at me curiously as she flew up to the balcony to her room-

"We shall bring you up with magic." Luna said as she prepared her spell.

-I poke the tip of her horn to disrupt the spell-

"Ummm, how about no. I'm getting up there by myself."

"How will you get up there?" Luna asks curiously while I notice her change with words.

"Simple."

-I pulled out the sticky jumper-

"Bombs"

"But will it not blow thou up?" Luna asks as I put down 2 stickies.

"Nope, well here I go!"

-I go on top of the stickies then detonated them making me fly up as I hold on tight to the club that doesn't care then I landed on the balcony of a surprised Celestia-

"How did you get up here!?" Celestia said.

I put every weapons away then i fell face first into the bed while the cub sleeps beside me.

"Sleep first questions later."

-Celestia sighs while Luna looks at the display-

"So Tia, what's the menu for dinner today?" Luna asks.

"I think it was cream spaghetti today." Celestia replied as they exited the room.

.....

....

Cream spaghetti...

Like chicken Alfredo......

-I get up from the bed then ran out to the door to find no princesses in sight and the cub still sleeping on the bed. I leave another holy mackerel for the cub while I ran off to find the kitchen when 10 gaurds found the bipedal creature running in the hallways to tackle me and knocked me out from the bodies of 10 ponies smacking me before I screamed-

"Tia, I feel like we're missing something." Luna said.

"What is it Lulu?" Celestia said.

"Nevermind I believe it's nothing." Luna said but for them to hear Silver scream and guards running past them yelling they found the creature.

"Oh ya that's the thing I forgot, to call off the guards." Luna said while Celestia thought of the things Silver would do once he founds them, but to hear an explosion in the castle.

"Oh buck." Celestia said under her breath.