when slenderman left me in paradise

by Jimbob


clean up

[Knight]

{Me}

{That’s was a really bad idea}

[What was the first clue? The crazy-angry pony chasing us?]

{That and the yelling}

“JAKE!” I glanced behind me Twilight was gaining.

{Damn you sprained ankle}

[You know you can fly right?]

{Oh yeah}

I dropped my trench coat into a shadow where it went into storage. I spread out my wings.

“JAKKKKEEE!” I looked behind me, Twilight all but had me.

“See’ya Twi!” I jumped into the air my wings beating furiously.

{FREEDOM!}

Then I was enveloped in a purple aura.

{Oh right the whole magic thing}

When Twilight lowered me to the ground I was attempting to swim out of her telekinesis, and failing miserably.

“Oh hi Twilight fancy meeting you here” she was not amused and continued to glare at me.

“You’re going to tell me why you sent those girls to my library RIGHT NOW!” I glanced around at the crowd gathering.

“For the lulz” I honest at least.

“The lulz?” she was confused and pissed, bad combo.

“I thought it would be funny.” Now she back to being pissed.

“Well I hope you thought it was funny because now you’re going to help me clean it up!” she looked like she was preparing for my argument.

“Ok, I’ll have it done in no time” that was hardly any punishment at all, hell I expected it. Twilight looked a little shocked at my answer.

“Come on lets get this show on the road” if I was going to clean up I want to get it over with. Twilight kept me in the aura and took us back too the library. When I went inside I noticed a dazed Spike sitting on the coach still surrounded by books. He glanced up at me.

“Do you hate me or something?” I chuckled.

“No Spike I don’t hate you turn off the lights real quick and I’ll have it fixed when the lights come back on” Twilight looked at me with speculation in her eyes, but set me down and turned the lights off none the less. I concentrated and dozens of dark hands shot out of the walls grabbing books and putting them where they belonged. The last of the books were put away in less than a minute.

“Okay Twi you can turn the lights back on” she did.

“Wha-but- how?” she looked around the room confused but Spike just looked happy that there wasn’t a mess.

“Magic I ain’t gotta explain shit” YES I FINALLY GOT TO SAY IT!

“Oh yes you do, you never explained how your power works.”

“Fine, it’s like I can make stuff but I have to understand how it works.” I pulled out my trench coat and pulled my book out of it and flipped it open, time to try something.

“Book could you show me the schematics for an L-96 Artic Warfare?” once again spindly designs flooded across the page. I quickly began to assemble the piece for the gun and began to put it together.

“So you have to understand something to make it, but how do you use fire?”

“I honestly don’t know, but I think it has something to do with the fact that Knight has been tinkering on learning different demon powers, so we just kinda create our own and roll with it.” I had finished putting together the L-96 and was about to make some bullets for it.

[Don’t bother with it]

{What, making bullets? I kinda need them if I want to shoot a gun}

[So long as the gun is one we made and we’re using it our magic will channel through it creating bullets as we need them]

{That’s so cool}

“Okay well Twi not that this hasn’t been fun but I bought some land I’m eager to check out, care to join me?” she looked up at me shocked.

“You bought land?” she looked sad.

“Twi it’s not like you’ll never see me again, I’ll probably be stopping by everyday or so to get some books to read.” She blushed and looked at the ground.

“O-Okay”

“Alright now let go!” I headed out the door and realized I had no clue where this place was.

“Ummm Twi do you have any idea where a place called Timberwolve's plain is?”

“Why?”

“It may be the land I purchased”

“WHAT?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT PLACE IS?!”

“Nope, I also don’t care I already bought it.”

“JAKE PONIES HAVE BEEN SERVERELY HURT TRYING TO LIVE THERE!!”

“Ok stop yelling! I’ve already bought the land, now can you lead me too it?” She still looked unsure and worried, which made me feel guilty.

{DAMN YOU EMTIONS! Ruining all my plans}

[Your plans are terrible anyways]

{I KNOW BUT GOD HELP ME THEY WERE MY PLANS!}

“Listen Twi I promise you I can take care of myself, I mean I took on a full grown dragon and I’m still around, aren’t I?” she sighed.

“Fine Jake but you better not get hurt” she glanced at me accusingly, and started leading me past the library

{You were right we do sound like a married couple, which reminds me}

“Twi do you remember what you said last night when you were drunk?” she blushed furiously.

“I-I have n-no idea what your talking about”

“Well I do, you said you really like me Twi” I didn’t think it was possibly but she blushed harder.

“I-I was p-probably just drunk"

“Twi you’re a terrible liar, and well, I like you too.”

[For fucks sake this sounds like some elementary grade school crush]

{SHUT-UP!}

Twilight looked up at me.

“Y-you do?” I nodded.

“I guess what I’m saying is Twi, will you be my marefriend?” There out in the open finally. Twilight was silent for a moment, she gonna say no I know it, and then she jumped up and hugged me.

“Yesyesyesyesyesyes!” I was shocked I had honestly expected to be friendzoned. I hugged her back and kept walking down the path with Twilight Holding on to me tightly.

Today was a good day.


A/N: hope you like it, I'm not sure how good I am at writing romance scenes but I'm gonna give it a shot.