//------------------------------// // Chapter 6 // Story: A Sniper in Equestria // by xXxJXTxXx //------------------------------// -a new day begins and the sun's rays shine upon a window to my face while I try covering my face with my hands- Old spice...I require your assistance to see if you can block the sun... -giving up blocking the sun I stood up from the couch and looked around to try to find something interesting- Looks like no one is up yet but better go and make some food if edible to me. -I start walking slowly rubbing the sleep from my eyes to see a certain purple lizard in the kitchen that looks like he's cooking something- "Yo lizard, watcha cookin." -he turns around annoyed at me and pointed the spoon he was holding at me threateningly- "I told you that my names Spike and I'm a dragon, not a lizard," said Spike. "Ooo~ real scary, what are going to do? Throw it?" -he throws the wooden spoon at me for only for it to go over me and hitting a certain mare- "Spike! Why did you throw that spoon!" yelled Twilight. Well gotta give the kid credit. Even though he missed me, he managed to hit Twilight. -I snickered at the misfortune of the dragon- "Twilight, I swear I wasn't trying to hit you, I'm honest! It's Silver's fault!" yelled Spike. "Well I'm sure the owner of the spoon had a choice of throwing it or not. Did he not?" -Twilight smacks me in the head with the spoon while giving it back to Spike- "Spike's right. Of you haven't aggravated him he wouldn't have thrown that spoon." said Twilight to face me but to see me in the corner facing it. "Everyone hates me, also how long were you looking at my but." -I stare at the corner sitting while head at the corner while a gloomy atmosphere appears at the corner- "It's still your fault so get out of there and eat also why would I look at your but!" Twilight said. "I'm not hungry....also it's because I'm sexy and I know it." "Hey Twilight, how many haycakes you want?" Spike asked Twilight ignoring me. -I sniffed to smell pancakes, so I stood up and went out of the building with a sandvich- "Wonder where he's going?" Spike said. "Well I bet he's going to get pastries from pinky or apples from Applejack. Even if I worry for him he can protect himself just fine." Twilight said while taking a bit out of her haycakes. ".... So, how was his but?" Spike asked. "No more! End of discussion!!" Twilight yelled. -I started walking towards the Everfree Forest to hunt while I pulled out my sniper rifle- Even if I use up all my bullets I could a dispenser...that I don't know how to build but I bet it builds by itself. -I look around the outskirts of the Forest to see a few birds and squirrels in trees but only to see Fluttershy to be around them- Awww crap, don't tell me she takes care of animals. -I walk up to Fluttershy for her to notice me- "Oh hi Silver, how are you?" Fluttershy asked. "Oh I'm fine but I need to ask you where the nearest creak or river is." "Oh, why is that?"' Fluttershy asked getting curious. "Well, not to make you panic I eat meat but also I can eat some types of plants. I can eat pastries but no flowers nor grass. Also I don't want to eat any of your friends with you also I don't eat ponies which is a plus..." Even if I never hunted before -I saw Fluttershy listen to me for her to be calm not scared- "So that's why you want to find a creek, and thank you for not hurting any of my friends. The nearest creak is in the Everfree forest but not too deep into it. Just head forward and a bit right and you'll find the creek in no time." Fluttershy said while smiling. "Thanks Fluttershy, see ya later." -I waved goodbye while she waved goodbye back with her smile, then I went my way towards the creek- Oh my God, from the 6 ponies I met, she is the cutest. -I find the creek then I set up a little camp then with the PDA I created a dispenser then with enough metal I created a lv. 1 sentry created beep noises as it turns- This should help me catch fish if I set the target to fish, it will shoot it causing it too die and float. -I set the target of the PDA from blue to fishes then the sentry starts firing into the water. After a while I put the setting back to normal to see about 16 fish on the surface of the water. I receive all the fishes then I went to work to clean the fishes so it would be consumable- How do I do this again? Oh ya, clear scales cut from stomach, clear insides and get blood out, pierce with wooden pole then cook. -I do these procedures for me to see 4 fishes cooking over the fire- Ahh...the smell of fish in the air is good but kinda bad. I wonder if it works with my flamethrower. -I put another fish into a tall wooden stick far away from the creek and fire and pulled out my flamethrower then started burning the fish- I think the fish is gone with the wind. -I see the fish after the onslaught of fire from the flamethrower black and brittle- Well experiment failed but fishes are yet to be eatened. -after eating the remaining fishes which the fishes were small ones and destroying the sentry and dispenser, I started my journey back towards the Library to see a golden chariot coming from the sky- I believe the princesses are here and is that Twilight panicking over there? -I quicken my pace and over to Twilight who seems to turn crazy- "Earth to Twilight, the end is not today so get your stuff together before I throw my jarate at you!" -she turns around to see me and began to relax slightly- "Silver!!! You're here, soon the princesses are coming an-" -I cover her mouth with my hand to prevent her to talk more- "Shut up please while the Princess makes the 'entrance'." -the golden chariot lands and opens to reveal two alicorns. One was a white one with a flowing mane but with the color of pink, blue, green and some other color that I can't describe. The one beside the white one was the one and only Luna looking as the same as ever in my dream- Dang I'm still taller than the white one by a little adding with her horn. She could pierce me with that thing. Maybe I could cut it off and use it as a knife. -ponies around us including Twilight starts bowing down while she uses her magic to try to make me bow down, so I flicked the tip of her horn to release my grab on me- "Never, ever use your magic on me." -I face the white one I presumedly is named Celestia and Luna- "Sup, the names Silver and I heard your Celestia and Luna?" -every pony around the area looks at me shock except from the two princesses as I speak- "Yes, yes we are and I heard you from my sister and my student Twilight." Celestia said. "Yup, so then, could I visit the castle soon because I'm itching to see what a castle looks up from close." -Twilight gets out of her shocked expression and used her magic to pull my ear down to her face- "Silver your talking to the princesses, show some respect!" Twilight said. -I pull away from her magic to face them again- "So Luna I have a question for you." "Yes Silver? Ask us anything." Luna said. "You have moon pies?" "Actually yes, yes we do in the castle." Luna said. -my eyes brightened because of this, the. I put my arm around Luna's neck then we walked back towards the chariot- "Ya know Luna, moon pies are my favorite snacks, also it is also your favorite. Let's go to this castle and give me some moon pies?" "Sure, we do not see the problem. Sister art thou coming with us?" Luna said. -Celestia looks at us confused- "But Luna we just came here." Celestia said. "But did we not come here for Silver? Also we can ask all the questions back in our chambers while eating the delectable of moon pies." Luna said. -I saw Celestia about to face palm or should I say face hoof but she just sighed- "Fine, I'm sorry my little ponies for the short visit but later on." Celestia said to the cross of ponies. "Well cya Twilight, I might send letters if I can!" -Twilight looked a bit sad but waved goodbye- "You better send me letters or else!" Twilight yelled as I got into the chariot. -I waved goodbye while I went inside to find the inside to be comfortable and not too study with the 2 princesses. While 'flying' towards the castle, which I almost panicked when they took off, I looked at the scenery while Celestia and Luna talked to each other- They're judging me, I just know it with their eyes glancing towards me for a bit and their whispers guessing it's about me. Nah they're rulers of this kingdom so they wouldn't. "Lulu are you sure bringing him was a good idea?" Celestia whispered to Luna. "Of course Tia, it's not like he would blow up the entire castle to bits and we bet your jealous you don't have a friend that loves cake as equally as you, is it not? Luna whispered back to Celestia. "Of course not, I don't need a friend that love cake equally as me and Twilight said something about the weapons he had that could kill a timberwolf with one blow." Celestia whispered. "Don't be a filly Tia, he won't be like Discord, he doesn't even know magic or even perform any threat towards us. So he's still gonna come no matter what." Luna whispered. "Fine but if something happens because of him I'm blaming you and get rid of your moon pie privileges for a month." Celestia whispered. "Fine but if he doesn't cause any trouble for a whole week inside the castle you will have no cake privileges for the month." Luna whispered back. "Deal." Said Luna and Celestia while they shook hooves on it. -I see them shake hooves while I look at them weirdly, when they notice me staring at them they blushed a little while I shook my head a little while I look at the window again to see the castle coming closer- I have a good feeling about this.