Alucard was once again sitting on the couch next to Luna and was browsing the selection of shows on Netflix.
Luna gave a slight yawn. "So what's on your schedule for this evening Ally?"
"I think I'm taking this chapter off."
"Chapter?" Luna asked.
"Yeah. I think Vegeta needs a chance to have some fun. The way I've been acting lately I feel like I've been stealing his thunder."
"... Yes but, what about this chapter you speak of?"
"Uh, oh look. T.V." Alucard said as he returned her attention to picture box.
Luna almost jumped from excitement. "The Bachelor! Let's watch that!"
"Oh find me in the alps... I guess!" Alucard queued up The Bachelor and readied himself for a show that was garbage. But lets face it, no man was ever ready for this sort of experience. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Vegeta sat at the bar in Ponyville. Sixty two different alcohol combinations had passed and he had drunk every pony that challenged him under the table. The saddest part was that Vegeta wasn't even close to seeing sound.
Vegeta sighed. "I really hate this place." and with that another shot was gone.
Across the room the door had opened up letting Rainbow Dash in, casting her shadow on the back wall from the setting sun. She took a seat at the far end of the bar away from Vegeta only noticing him after she ordered a glass of hard apple cider.
"Hey!" She said taking a seat next to him.
"Fuck off... I'm drowning my thoughts." He responded with Rainbow taking a quick glance at the broken bottles behind them with Vegeta giving a quick addition. "Or at least trying too."
"Uh huh." Rainbow Dash took a sip of her drink. "I usually stop in here after a hard day of cloud busting. You know, kind of unwind and show up the stallions every now and again."
Vegeta downed another shot.
"What's on your mind?" She asked now nursing her drink.
"Shit."
"Subtle."
Vegeta grinned at the confidence in her voice. "You're not like the others around here. You get right to the point."
"Well I try to." She lifted her glass.
Vegeta took in a breath. "I never asked to be here. I was just growing accustom to my life on Earth. But then that damned idiot Nappa put me here. And do you know what the worst part is?" Vegeta shifted his vision to Dash. "I can't even kill him again."
Rainbow Dash was a little shocked at the story she was told but found some words she thought Twilight would be proud of. "You know here in Equestria we sort of believe in second chances. Like everyone deserves one."
Vegeta turned back to his glass filling it back up. "Pfft. I knew you were too soft to understand."
Rainbow Dash realized the situation before her. The challenge she had. It was something she couldn't pass up. "I bet you can't outdrink me."
Vegeta almost choked at the challenged then excepted it not realizing that the alcohol in his system was starting to take effect. "You're on."
Dash knocked his shot glass off the counter and threw her glass behind her. "Hey, we need two ciders over here. extra dry!"
The bar tender didn't argue knowing what was about to go down. He sat two decent sized glasses on the counter and stood by ready to fill them up at a moments notice.
After several drinks and a strange situation that seemed like a blur, the two ended up outside on the streets of Ponyville.
"And stay out!" The bartender was shaking a hoof and cursing under his breath as he headed back inside.
"Youuhyou..uh.didn't pay?" Rainbow Dash said with a hiccup.
"Fuck..Ican'trememeber..."Vegeta said as he ran into a light pole leaving a dent in it. "Wefuckinneedsomedonuts or somethin'."
"Ha. Therrrs Sugarcubeplace...corner. corner. corner. corner...Cornersa fucked word." Rainbow could hardly make out the sign on the door that read 'Closed'.
"I got dis." Vegeta rammed through the door to see tons of freshly baked goods that Pinkie Pie had made after Alucards visit. The two looked at each other with huge smiles on their faces then proceeded to grab every last pastry in the shop leaving an 'I owe u' poorly scribbled on a napkin.
The two stopped under a tree in the park and dug into their haul.
"I couldtotally. beat you!" Rainbow said downing another cupcake.
"Yeahrite!" Vegeta said now wearing a donut box on his head. "I could, I could...fuckin beatyouat anything!"
Rainbow Dash only let out stupid giggles. "You'retalkin funny...Wha I justsound like?
Vegeta cracked up at the situation at hand and rolled onto the ground only getting more laughs out of Dash who copied his movements. After a short time of laughter the two calmed down and watched the stars, the occasional space debris making contact with the atmosphere causing a white streak across the sky.
"Hey." Dash said moving her head onto Vegeta's chest. "Let'sgo..back to my place. It'sall clouds."
"Ican't standon, clouds." Vegeta acted like he wiped the sky with his hand as he explained.
"Oh...sucks." Rainbow said as she rubbed her nose in Vegeta's shirt catching his scent. "I'm sure egghead could come up with something."
Vegeta didn't respond to this. He only watched the stars and wondered how many planets he had destroyed close to this one and why he cared about this quadruped next to him. He wasn't married back on Earth, or at least not yet, but he had a life that he had to go back to. It was, after all, a responsibility he had actually came to terms with on his own.
"Oh my god. How much worse could you get at this." Alucard startled the writer as he finished the chapter.
"What do you mean?" The writer asked.
"You fucked up on Discord's chapter and now you're just straight up shipping." Alucard replied now starting to juggle the writing utensils from the desk.
"Well some people enjoy a love aspect every now and again and this shouldn't really effect how the story goes." The writer was annoyed with the vampires criticism.
"We have a story?..I mean. Oh yeah. The story. Right." Alucard said sarcastically.
"Don't you have something to do? Like Luna?" The writer asked turning back to the chapter.
Alucard sighed. "She's in that mood to just 'hang out'. It really sucks."
The writer only laughed slightly as Alucard returned to the story.
"Finally, god I never thought he'd leave...Breaking the fourth wall and shit."