//------------------------------// // Canada Surrenders // Story: Permission to FREAK OUT!? (sequel to Lost, on the heat of battle. a TF2 and MLP crossover.) // by heavy weapons brony //------------------------------// The formation of RED Soldiers marched menacingly through ponyville, many residents fled to their homes while some stayed in the streets to take in the intimidating sight only to be threatened with shotguns and rocket launchers. The formation reached the center of ponyville, where the stopped and stood at attention, Soldier (the real one) walked up the steps of town hall to a microphone that stood there for when the mayor of ponyville had announcements to make. “Attention Socialists of Canada! your country is hereby seized by TF industries and by the United States of America! Surrender and you will not be harmed! Don’t surrender and we will stuff you in maple syrup bottles and you will be thrown over niagara falls! A quiet uproar erupted through the citizens that had stayed outside, but all fell quiet when a small band including Twilight, Medic and Scout approached. “Soldier! what the heck are you doing!” Scout blurted angrily. “Scout! Medic! i thought for sure you two would be trapped in a reprogramming camp by now! suffering as they force fed you raw salmon! “WHAT!? NO! ,,,I,...Soldier! this isn’t Canada! Medic a little help?” Medic was buried deep in a facepalm to end all facepalms, “Trapped in a little girls fantasy, leave it to Soldier to make it vorse, Soldier this isn’t Canada! its a whole nother dimension!” “Medic! Scout! NOOO!! they've gotten to you! was it the pink one? is she here! why if i see her i’ll give her something to make cupcakes out of!” Soldier began scanning the area with his shotgun ready. “Did somepony say CUPCAKES!!?” a energetic voice yelled as Pinkie Pie herself sprang from Medic’s coat causing a surprised yelp from Medic. “AAA! keep this up and i’ll make you my next specimen!” Medic yelled, then grabbed Pinkie by her mane and pulled her from his coat and threw on the ground. Pinkie just bounced and giggled delightfully on the ground. “Specimen? what is that a spicy ice cream? Oh! hey who is that!? why does he wear a mixing bowl on his head? is he a baker?” Pinkie rambled, pointing a hoof as Soldier. Soldier however said nothing, he just stood there, rigid and unmoving. Is hands still clutched his shotgun, but they had began to shake, his eyes were wide with surprise from underneath the brim of his helmet and his lips were so pursed Medic was sure he was going to swallow them. “AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!” Soldier and his clones erupted in a mass panic, they ran around with their arms in the air, bumping into each other and trampling one another trying to get away from the color they all knew too well. Soldier(the real one) bolted away from the group, Pinkie followed him, Bouncing blissfully as the army of warfighters tore up the town looking for a place to hide. Some hid under carts and abandoned fruit stands, others rocket jumped to the roofs above and some were so desperate they tore up the turf of ponyville park and hid like the things whose name they used as an insult for years. Pinkie bounced after Soldier until he made a wrong turn and fled down a dead end alleyway, cornered, he turned to face Pinkie Pie. “NO! No more!! WAhahahahaha!!” Soldier bean sobbing, he fired his shotgun but with his eyes full of tears he missed all 6 shots, when his shotgun went *click on an empty chamber he threw the weapon at Pinkie. The weapon skittered across the floor and came to rest harmlessly at Pinkie’s hooves. Pinkie noticed something was wrong, she slowly walked up to where Soldier lay in the fetal position with tears soaking to concrete ground. “Hey,Hey there,..whats wrong?” “I’m a failure,..a worthless maggot,” “NO, your not a maggot, what did you fail at?” “I just wanted to make my country proud,” “And how were you going to do that?” “I was going to make you all surrender, and i failed,” “What happens if we surrender?” Soldier stopped sobbing and lifted his head “Well, I would free you from your socialistic government, then we would become allies,” “What are allies? *GASP! are they like friends?” “Well, yes kind of,” “Ooh! OOH oooh! I’ll surrender! I’ll surrender! if it means we get to be friends!!” Pinkie shouted. Soldier got to his feet, “Mmmmm, okay i hereby accept your surrender!” Soldier proclaimed and stuck out his hand, pinkie took it and they both shook on it. Soldier reached into his pocket and pulled out a small American flag and handed it to Pinkie. “Oooh!! colorful!” Pinkie squeaked, waving the flag around. “Hear that men! they surrendered! the War is over!!!” Soldier shouted. “What?” “It Is!?” “WE DID IT!” “VICTORY!” “U,S,A!!” Very slowly all the Soldier began emerging from their hiding places, they all regrouped in the center of Ponyville and began to have a bash, many of the ponyville residents broke out of their fears and joined the Soldiers began pulling out their favorite soft drinks and sharing them amongst themselves and the other ponies. they pulled out bugles and conch shells and played patriotic music and lastly a Soldier rocket jumped to the top of a statue of Princess Celestia that stood in the middle of town square and taped a small American flag to her horn. “Pinkie! whats going on!” Twilight shouted over Stars and stripes forever. “We surrendered! isnt that great?! where having a PARTY to celebrate!!” “Pinkie we WHAT!!? i don’t think you have the authority to do that!” Medic jabbed a elbow into Twilight, catching her attention. Scout stepped forward,“Just roll with it, if it keeps Soldier happy and from blowing up the town just let it happen,” Twilight understood, she picked up a small american flag and a party blower supplied by pinkie and began blowing it sarcastically while waving the flag with much of the same attitude. “Mmmmm, interesting,” “What is it my queen?” Queen chrysalis lowered her binoculars. “The’re having a party,” “What does that mean, your majesty?’ “Its means,” Queen Chrysalis slowly smiled, showing her dark mouth and dark blue fangs. “Its the perfect time to strike,” Queen then turned on her feet and walked to the other side of the hill, revealing a sea of black anthro changelings all armed to the teeth. They all cheered when they saw their Queen “FOR THE QUEEN!” they all growled in unison. Chrysalis lifted the sword in her right hand above her head, “AND FOR THE HIVE!”