Battlefield Friends: The Equestrian DLC

by ColoradoBlueJay


Air Superiorty

Rainbow Dash stood amongst the gathering crowd in Cloudsdale. Giant white balloons Hovered in the skies above. Rainbow Dash took to the skies above the crowd, she flew towards the balloon. Suddenly a giant white diamond lingered above it; gathering gasps from the pegasi below. Dash looked around for a screaming, echoing sound. Suddenly, there they were, the Thunderbolts had made a grand appearance to the city. Captain Spitfire landed on a podium to address the ponies of Cloudsdale.
"Ponies of Cloudsdale, I am giving an order to evacuate the town! The aliens are on their way here! Please evacuate as fast as you can! Move! NOW!" Spitfire shot off the podium and into the skies once more.
Panic started amongst the ranks of the civilian forms. Some of the pegasi left, bolting in random directions. While the others rushed around screaming and yelling, picking up belongings and young ones. Dash stared in awe, so she began to slip out of reality. The sirens went off, causing more panic. She snapped out of it when the wonder bolts came back, this time with visitors. Dash saw the wonder bolts surrounded on two sides from similar yet different loud flying beasts. Suddenly loud rips and bangs sounded off as the beasts seemed to be clambering away at each other, and the wonder bolts were caught in the middle of the onslaught. One by one they dropped. Dash started to cry. Her hero's, her icons were dying.

One of the beasts killed another, this one hurdling itself in a ball of fire towards the fleeing citizens. Every soul in the area ran out of the way, except for a young pegasi. The magenta filly stared agape at the beast coming straight for her. Dash took action and rushed to beat the beast. Closer and closer she got.
"Almost there" she said, struggling to usher words with the wind resistance in her face. Dash felt the heat of the beast on her back.
"Is this the end?" She thought.


"YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" yelled the Engineer as he scored the first kill of the match. "Did you see that?" he asked Recon.
"Dude that was tits." Recon replied, "Oh shit there's one now." He broke right leaving the Engineer alone. The Engineer continued to fly straight and true, till two friendly jets pulled up on both sides of him. Engineer looked right and into the eyes of the Administrator who wore a dumb-founded expression. The stare lasted a bit to long for the Engineer's liking.
"WHAT!?" Engineer yelled.
"Are you using; heat seekers?" The Admin asked.
"Yeah, why? What's the matter with heat seekers?"
"You're not supposed to use heat seekers here." The Noob said in a serious tone.
"Oh great. But you can't say anything cause you have heat seekers too!" The Engineer was starting to get angry.
"No I don't!" The Noob said in a defensive matter.
"Uh, yes you do, cause I can see them, right there!"
"So? They may be there, but I haven't used them!"
"I don't think I like your attitude." The Admin pointed at the Engineer.
"Well I didn't spend money on premium and all the other add ons to be bullied in a stupid server that nobody likes!" Engineer said infuriated.
"You just crossed the line," the Admin choked and sobbed a little. "BANNED!" he said immediately getting over the insult. The Engineer disappeared and his jet took a nose dive.


More and more beasts swarmed the skies over Cloudsdale. They shrieked and groaned in the sky, performing aerial acrobatics. Rainbow Dash had her eyes sealed shut; she was flying to fast for her own good. She could feel the weight of the filly in her hoofs. She opened her eyes and slowed down, and set down on a small open courtyard.
"We're alive." She thought.
She set down the filly and inspected her. She was out cold, but still alive. When her analysis was complete of the younger pegasus, she inspected herself. She looked at her back, seeing her coat was burnt. She cringed when a sudden whip of pain got to her.
The little filly started to awake, and she saw Rainbow Dash laying on the ground. Her back was severely burned, and she heaved and huffed.
"Are you okay miss Dash?" asked the filly in a voice of concern.
"Yeah, I just need a little help." Dash said in a raspy voice.
"My mommy is doctor; maybe she can help!"
The little pony flew off and over the courtyard they were in. Dash laid there motionless, her back thumped to the rhythm of her heart. Dash moaned "I don't wanna die..."


The Noob performed barrel rolls across the sky. He didn't seem bothered that he didn't know what he was doing, but rather how to control it. He pulled up a game manual to see how to fly.
"Nope. Nuh uh, negatory. Oh wait! There it is! How to fly the jet plane!" The Noob leveled out his air craft, but in the process he managed to jet ram two team mates on either side of him, and he managed to still stay in the air. The Noob watched them plummet to the ground in fire. "Well.... some people should just learn how to fly." He said as if he were the best in a non shallot tone.
The Noob looked back front just in time to crash into a cloud courtyard. His plane didn't explode, it stayed there; right above a burned pony laying on the ground.
"HEY!" yelled the Noob. "Help me get out! I'm stuck in here, get some jeep stuff!"
The pony only laid there un-moving. The Noob started to tap the glass. "Hey. You alive? Hellooo?"
From the Noob's left came a little flying pony and a bigger one. They took notice to the stationed beast near them. The Magenta pony tended to the burned pony. The little one made it way to observe the beast. She stared at it gawking.
"HEY!" yelled the Noob from inside the cockpit. The filly screamed and retreated behind the burned pony. The Noob could only hear a little bit of the conversation between the two. Before he knew it, the Magenta pony flew up to the window.
"Are you going to let me out?" The Noob asked innocently.
"O I'm going to do more then just let you out." She replied angrily.
"Really!? Is it a party?"
The Magenta pony brought her hooves down onto the window. It cracked.
"Hey! What are you doing?!"
The pony brought up her hooves for another strike. They came down at lightning speed. Then......

Game Over

Your Team Won!


Then just like that, the beast was gone.