Originally published on April 1, 2012
You get back to your house, and head right to bed. So much has happened in so little time, and you just need to rest, and let it all sink in. You climb under the covers, and sleep quickly swoops in and claims you.
Your rest is troubled, though. A few minutes later you sit bolt upright, and look around. You're in the medical tent?
You hear the sounds of combat, and a second later a shirtless man barges into the tent, wielding an AK-47. You look at him, unable to comprehend exactly what is going on. He hands you the gun, and helps you to your feet. As you stand up, and see him in better light you are shocked to see that it is Chuck Norris.
"Hey, Kurt. Figured I'd come by, and help win the war. I'll need your help, though. You're twice the badass I am."
You smile, and run out of the tent. Never again did you think about your adventures in Equestria, since, honestly, you were hanging out with Chuck Norris.
You were killed a few years later by a nuclear attack. Apparently they didn't really like you, and so the American Government decided to eliminate you. Took fourteen bombs before you stopped moving. Another twelve to actually kill you.
Yeah, I'm not serious. The real chapter will be up later. Fear my ability to copy the current trend! FEAR IT!