//------------------------------// // Spoilers! [ Maybe...I have no idea!] // Story: League of Bronies // by darkironpony //------------------------------// [ At the dojo a.k.a. Martial Art's place] "Um...I have a question," I said panting heavily. "Yes?" "How is this helping me?" I said as I continued putting a jacket on and off. [Martial gave it to me. It was a dark black jacket. And it was a fucking sunny as a day could get and I had been doing this same 'exercise' for several days with brief moments to rest.] "The first discipline you shall learn is kung fu." "Ok?" I said more confused than before. "Kung fu is life. Everything around you is kung fu. Everything you do is kung fu." "So does that mean when I eat I am practicing kung fu?" I joked. "It depends on how you choose to eat," Martial replyed smriking.. I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Martial chuckled at my sudden lost for words. "Now get back to it," Martial said throwing a hoof at me. Out of instinct I twisted myself to dodge the blow. Wow. I guess the Karate Kid is not completely ridiculous. [At least not in an universe with magical ponies.] The next couple of days involved many different exercises. [Martial Art is crazy! Nuff said for now.] "Hey, can I have today off? I mean it is sunday. Typically don't ponies need at least one day to rest?" I pleaded desperately. "I suppose you have worked these past three days very well." Three days? It felt like three years! "Go ahead," he continued waving a hoof towards the door. "Thank you Mister Martial," I said joyfully with a hop, a skip, and a jump towards the exit. [Hey I have not seen my friends in days. I am not a very antisocial pony okay?!] [ Ten minutes later.] I decided to first pay a visit to the Corner first. [I figured Carrot Top would need some more space.] My stomach growled. [And maybe I had one other thing on my mind beside to just see my friend. Hey do you know what Martial would let me eat...apples. ONLY apples. In a world where sweets can be food anywhere! I need sugar man!] As I neared the entrance a sweet aroma carried me away. [I am not even joking. My body literally lifted off the ground.] I descended as I made it to the entrance. As I opened the door I saw Adven and Pinkie talking at the counter. "Yo Adven, hello Pinkie,"I said waving to both of them. "Uh...hi,"said Adven rubbing his right hoof behind his neck. As he did that Pinkie blushed. Awkward. I guess I caught them at a bad time. "Hey I hate to ask you this.. but can I have one of those cupcakes?" I said pointing at a tray of cupcakes behind the two of them. [Like an idiot I forgot I had no bits to my name.] "Well," Adven said as he moved his head towards Pinkie,"if she says you can." My stomach growled and I blushed. "Can you please decide fast? I am kind of starving right here," I said tearing up.[ I really love my sweets.] "Here you go," said Pinkie doing a single spin to grab a cupcake from the tray and dropping it in my hooves. [And she did it all in one second too.] "Thanks Pinkie," I felt myself crying. I reached and hugged her. "You are the best pony ever!" [Deja vu eh?] "Hehe thanks Bass but I gotta go," she said bouncing to the exit. "See you later Adveny," she said blowing him a kiss. I turned to see Adven grinning like a madman," I love that mare." By the time he had turned around I had eaten the cupcake. Mmmmmmmmm delicious! I began to lick the ends of my hooves. [Yes the same hooves that have touched the ground. Hey! It added an extra amount of spice to my tasty treat.] " So what has been up man?" Adven said offering a coy smile. Does he know? "Fine," I replied coolly. [Watch this I will totally out coy him!] I began to whistle. Damn it. Screw this. Plus there is one thing I got to know. "Hey Adven, mind if I ask you a question?" He looked concerned for a second than the next his face widened with a smile," Of course, ask away." "Remember the robot that attacked a few days ago?" [Obviously he did. Even Equestria didn't have that kind of thing happen regularly. Well the show did not show anything like that before.] "What about it?" "What happened after I was knocked out exactly?" "I am glad you asked Bass. So what happened was..."[Nope not going to tell you just yet. Yes, I know, I am such a tease! Hehe.] [In the Darkness a few days ago] "I still don't understand why Eggman was spared master. His assault on the citizens of Ponyville failed miserably," Infinite said trying to convince his master to dispose of the one being that caused his blood to boil. "I don't need to explain myself to you!" his master snapped back with a violent hiss. "What have you done so far?!" he continued picking up speed. "You have no place to question my methods." Infinite's body tensed. Not knowing what to do he decided to bow," I apologize my master but you have not utilized me of yet. And I suppose I have grown restless." "Well then I have just the cure for that type of sickness," the voice boomed from the darkness with the trace of something...odd. Did the master sound happy? Cheerful, even? Suddenly appearing in front of Infinite was a scroll held in place by a shadow like agua that seemed to dance around the scroll. "What is this, my liege?" "Your mission Infinite." "Which is?" Infinite said raising a brow. "I would not want to ruin the surprise." "I understand." Honestly he didn't. He didn't know how these humans...these bronies would help his master. Then again he wasn't meant to question. His duty was to do as his sire demanded him and he would follow it to his death. As Infinite opened the scroll his jaw dropped as he read through his instructions. "Sir, this plan seems...risky." The master laughed with a mighty roar,"That is why it is the perfect test for you my good and faithful servant." Infinite cringed. His master had never said that before. Why was he acting stranger than average? Infinite decided not to hazard a guess. He simply shook his head and ran to attend to his assigned duties. He could not fail his master. He would not. "Well,that was interesting," Discord said as he exited the darkness. "I told you my impersonation was right on." "Indeed," a booming voice conceded. "Where did you ever come up with that last line?" Discord asked obviouslty he was as curious as Infinite had been. In answer the voice proceeded to shhh Discord and said,"Spoilers."