Well after that happened from a blast of energy like the fully charged cow mangler to a blue pony knocking me out like a loose cannon, I decided to do what I know best...
Smack everything I see with ham
-I open my eyes again and tried to stand up but only for me to hit my head, I look around to see I'm inside of a cage while the purple pony is looking at me a bit scared but more curious-
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"Ummm. Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle," said Twilight
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-I opened my mouth for nothing to come out and closed it again-
"Can you not speak or do you not understand our language?"
"Ahem, ummm well, hello?"
-as soon as I speak the purple one called twilight sparkle smiled and asked a question-
"Are you dangerous"
"Well I don't know, are you dangerous?"
"Of course not, why would you say that?"
"Well, from what I remember is that you fired some kind of laser at me while a blue horse tackled me knocking me out both times"
-Twilight laughed nervously-
Well that looked kinda cute, but sadly operation ham shank is a goner.
"Heh.. Sorry about that, I though you were some kind of creature from the Everfree forest that was going to eat me and Spike, also we are ponies not horses," said Twilight
"Well if you can trust me can you get me out of this cage?" -I shake the cage for emphasis-
"Oh!, sorry about that," said Twilight
-she unlocks the cage and I get out and started stretching popping some sore bones from being in a compacted cage-
"Well Twinkie Sprinkle-
"Twilight Sparkle"
"I met this dark blue horse with wings and a horn in my dreams.. Is that normal cause I can't be imagining random horses while dreaming."
"It's perfectly normal and again we are ponies, also the pony you met is one of the princesses called princess Luna, she rules the night and controls the moon"
Temptation again with the moon thing....
"Well I have been wondering, what are you, I know your a ...pony...but with the horn and the wings..."
"Well to start off-"
Crap don't tell me she is one of those people that make those long-
"-all ponies have a way to use magic such as unicorns that have the ability to use magic, Pegasus having the ability to fly and even walk on clouds, and the earth ponies. Even if earth ponies don't have a way to use magic they can take care of crops and have immense strength."
Well it wasn't long as I thought it will be
"What about ponies with a horn and wings and what does the tattoos on your but mean?"
"A pony with a horn and wings are called an alicorn such as princess Luna. They are rare and the only 3 I know are princess Luna, princess Celestia, and princess Cadance. The mark on the flank on ponies means what their special talents are such as mine equals to magic."
Magic...magic....I need time to think
"I think that's all the questions I have."
"Then will you find me to ask you a few question,"asked Twilight
"Sure"
-she smiles that looks really painful, then out of nowhere a notebook, ink and a quill is in front of here-
I swear I heard a squee from her
"Ok I'll just ask a couple of questions then I'll take you to my friends."
"You mean the crazy ones, sure shoot away."
"Ok, what is your name?"
"Silver"
"What species are you?"
"Human."
"Can you use magic?"
Magic.. Wait a second, I think I still have that magazine from the Halloween, but to be safe because I know none.
"No."
-Her curiosity grows because of that-
"How do humans work without magic"
"They make tools and machinery to help them success and grow"
"What is your world's population?"
"Over 7 billion and still growing."
"That's amazing!!! Ok so next question."
-2 hours after-
She's still asking...why...I need to get away from here but how?
-I check my backpack to pull out the dead ringer-
Maybe using a watch to feign my death? Oh look at me I'm dying of boredom. Heh, well.....
"I need a time-out here Twinky"
"I got every thing I wanted to ask from you and it's Twilight."
"Well then time to meet your friends, no?"
"Oh yeah, wait a minute for me to pack up"
-her stuff starts to levitate while I put the dead ringer in my pocket while looking at the magazine from my backpack-
Wait a minute a spell is still in here...the bloody spell is to summon Monoculus lucky me.
"Well I'm ready, are you Silver?"
-I quickly put the magazine back in my backpack and nodded. After exiting her house I looked at it to see it was a house inside of a massive tree. Amazed I started to look around to see colorful ponies starting to notice to cast glances and even look frightened-
"Jeese, and I thought I was the shy one"
"Well just you wait until you meet one of my friends, they'll get used to you."
"Alrighty then"
-we kept walking for me to notice a house that looks like it's made out of candy and made me realize I was Hungary causing a loud rumble from my stomach-
"Ummm.. Twinky I'm hungry."
-Twilight becomes a bit agitated but remembered something-
"Oh sure lets go, follow me."
Well then a house like in the hansel and gretal book. So we're going there, and what do these ponies eat? Don't be stereotypical Silver, they do not eat grass.....maybe.
-while distracted I bump into one of the ponies for when she looks at me she made a loud gasp while jumping in the air going inside the gingerbread house looking building-
"Who the heck was that, it looked like she had a heart attack."
"That's pinkie pie, she's one of my friends that can throw a great party"
Oh great a party, I ain't a party goer but I better go anyway
"Well I want to get this over with, so whose next?"
"Well I was thi-"
???: WATCH OUT BELOW!!!!
-I look straight up to only see a rainbow blur coming straight at me and the only thing I did was grabbing the falling pony like a football. To see the pony was the same pony that tackled me-
This one is a dangerous one, don't take this one with you......
"RAINBOW DASH, be careful where you land! You almost killed Silver again!"
"Sorry Twilight, but why is that monster from before touching me?! You want another round?!"
"Well sorry that a kamikaze bomber was trying to kill me so I decided to catch it instead of hitting it with a bat"
"This human is named Silver and is a pretty nice guy"
I want to smack this rainbow dash with ham over and over again.
"Well then, the names Rainbow Dash, the most awesome and fastest Pegasus in Equestria."
-she puffs up her chest with pride while I roll my eyes-
"Well nice to meet a pony with overconfidence but I need to meet more ponies that are a friend of Twilight over here."
"Well better get going, we have a tight schedule," said Twilight
Wait a schedule, when did she make those?
"Well I better get going Twilight cya!"
-While Rainbow Dash flew away my stomach grumbled again-
"So how about the food"
"Wait now will ya, my next friend Applejack has all the food you need."
Applejack? Like the cereal brand? Wow this town have some really creative names. But she better have food that's edible before I start hunting with the huntsman.
-I followed Twilight to out next designation that looked like a farm-