//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: A Sniper in Equestria // by xXxJXTxXx //------------------------------// (POV: Silver) "Ugh.... Where am I?" -I look around to find out I'm floating in space seeing the stars twinkling.....- Must resist temptation to say the word.... "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Whew, ok now that is out of my system, now to wonder where am I? ... Well last thing I remember was a purple horned pony and a purple lizard finding me, then the pony did something to knock me out... It was a blast of energy that looked like magic... Nah it wouldn't be but it can't be worse can it? -all of a sudden instead of space I was teleported to ctf2fort where I was surrounded by other classes in Tf2. From scout to a spy while me being the sniper, seeing that I am in the red spawn I go out to the open and was about to snipe to the blue direction find no blues coming out but only to hear a decloack behind me- Wait a second how is a spy over here already!? -I pull out my ham shank and was about to swing it at the person behind but to find the spy was in my team doing the spy crab, cloaking and decloacking- "Hon hon hon," said the spy. -after the crab spy said his last hon he went towards the water under the bridge- Well, that was beautiful to watch... Why do I have a feeling another person is watching me? -I look around to find nothing- Well, the place is a ghost town except for the spy crab, and my team is still in spawn.... Trading? Well I know it's a dream now. If it is my dream I can do this. -I close my eyes and thought of something, then I open my eyes again and looked up at the sky- Well it came true, the roof is gone and I see the sky yellow. -just as I said yellow jarate fell and hit the ground hitting everything in the map- Well good thing it doesn't affect me but I can still smell the piss and I wonder whose piss it is, but it should affect the one spying me. -right on time i find the person or "pony" spying me covered in piss on the bridge yelling- ???: WHAT TIS THIS..... OH MY FAUST THIS IS THE SECOND MOST DISGUSTING THING WE HAVE EVER BEEN COVERED WITH!!!! "Well it's not nice to be you ain't it. So who are you that I should say" -pulling out my ham shank from the protection of my pocket- -with a flash of white the pony turns clean to find that her coat is a dark blue like midnight, and her hair is waving like there's a constant wind making it flow- ???: -using the royal canterlot voice- OUR NAME IS LUNA AND WE ARE THE ONE THAT RULES OVER THE NIGHT!!! -I cover my ears- This pony doesn't know volume control. Also my ears are ringing, can't hear anything. "Could you speak softer I mean really, do you want me to get deaf!!!" "WE- I mean we are sorry, but what art thou," asked Luna. "Well, I would love to answer your questions but I would love to meet face to face, pony to human? Then I will talk." "Very well, we will notify my sister to come to the town you are in," said Luna," We will arrive tomorrow." "Alrighty then, so bye-bye" -Luna disappears leaving me alone and the place turning white to notify me that I am waking- Well that pony was crazy also everything I met is crazy, but I was about to ask her. What was the most disgusting thing that horse was covered in? -I came back to the real world to open up my eyes and to feel that I'm in a bed that's too small for me. When looking around I see books scattered around along with some scrolls- Well I know that the crazy dark blue horse will come, and I have the problem with the purple one. I don't think I need weapons unless they attack me so better look defenseless as possible. But wait a second where's my backpack. -I look around to see my backpack and I rush towards it to see if anything is missing- "Whew everything is safe even my.... Wait a second where's my festivizer." -I check the backpack again to find out that it's gone then I panicked again- Wait a second, if they checked my backpack... Please don't tell me they... -I check every weapon I had to see that it's all present and I put on my backpack- Well then it is time to escape also smack the one with my hat even though I don't have a sniper hat. -like the idiot I was I walk to the door of the exit of the room and right when I opened it I see six different colored horses looking at me while I look at them back. I slowly close the door then I did something stupid instead of confronting them, I pull out all my crates I had and used them to block the door. After the door was covered with crates I hear banging from the door that starts moving the crates opening the door each time it gets slammed- Crap crap crap crap -I look for an escape to find a window then I ran towards the window and jumped but for me to bounce off and hit the floor- "Ow that hurts and how tough are these windows anyway." -after the last push the door opens and a light blue pony fly towards me like a speeding bullet and hits at my gut making me losing my breath. Then I saw the purple starts yelling at the light blue one that was on top of me before I blacked out again-