Civilization Eradication

by monkeylegs


Day Two - Parking A Boy

Pinkie sighed. The mare was sitting on a different chair, it honestly looked more like a throne. No longer was she in the Milkomeda Way Galaxy. She was in IC 342, a galaxy hidden to nearly every astronomer in the Milkomeda Way, the planet she was on was Skorg, the Grox Homeworld. However, the colonies in Milkomeda allowed her to communicate with other empires. Suddenly, one of those communications popped up. It showed a video of a wall along with text, looking like a normal communication besides the fact that no one is there.

Pinkie blinked and confusedly looked at the video, trying to see how and why something that didn't even exist was talking. She glanced at the empire name: 'Zook Empire'.

"Yitz, what is the Zook Empire and why is it communicating with us?!" The pink empress said, stopping a passing grox.

"The Zook Empire is a high-tech empire made up of.. Really.. little... creatures. Their really cute, but also really weak. Their protected by a treaty that makes any visitors have to get permission to land, to keep from stepping on anyone. Their leader is currently angerly yelling at us because that pack of insectrox won't stop stepping on their citizens and one of the mites is attacking their planes on a tower." Yitz said, rather matter-of-factly.

"Oh yeaaaaaaaah... I remember that. Thank you, now go continue what your doing before Zax rips your arm off. A grox chosen as the military commander would probably do that."

"Oh..uhm, okay, your highness." Yitz said, speed-walking out of the room and into the rest of the city, before she trips over an orange cat, a pod of hatchlings quickly scolding the cat, named 'Fluffy'.

Pinkie ignored this and looked at the screen, noticing how at the bottom of the video, you could barely see a small, fluffy blue creature with an 'eye stalk', featuring two eyes sticking out of the fluff. It didn't have any visible arms, although they may be hidden in the fluff, which seemed to take up most of the body. A few seconds afterwards, it zoomed in so the 'zook' actually took up space.

"....But... The insectrox actually fai-" Pinkie stopped when a large foot nearly stepped on the zook, barely missing as it passed.

As she attempted not to laugh, she continued: "Eh..Your planet has red spice, so I guess I probably shouldn't really care. Although, if you find yourselves unable to defeat the insectrox and end up all dying, I'll terraform it and shove on some colonies. But really, it was those 'groxists' you have on your planet that made me notice it, so you might want to blow them up or something. Really, that weird cult is everywhere now, its annoying. Back on topic: What exactly is your opinion on cornflakes?"