//------------------------------// // SHADOW MALEFICENT STARBLADE!!! // Story: Robot Scootaloo // by alarajrogers //------------------------------// Shadow Maleficent Starblade! The long-lost brother of Celestia and Luna! A black alicorn with a red mane like fire! The fire he wields as his power... along with shadows! And starblades! Shadow Maleficent Starblade! Banished to the most hellish of all possible worlds, crueler and more dangerous than even Tartarus -- Earth! Where he has been living in the suburbs, an empty life devoid of magic, with parents who don't understand him and no girlfriend and classmates who taunt him for being a brony! Until one day -- one day, he remembers his true destiny! Shadow transports himself to the Everfree Forest and takes back his true form! Suddenly he finds a manticore, a hydra and a timberwolf all chasing after Fluttershy! It seems as if the poor yellow pegasus is doomed, until Shadow Maleficent Starblade steps in, and with one swoop of his mighty starblade, decapitates the manticore, the timberwolf, and all of the heads of the hydra, at once! "My hero!" Fluttershy says, clinging to him. Suddenly Shadow senses a great disturbance in magic, because that's another one of his powers. With one flap of his mighty black wings, he teleports to Ponyville, in a ring of fire! Black fire! With red highlights! Just like him! The magical spell Twilight Sparkle is trying to perform has gotten away from her! Her eyes have turned glowing and silver, and she's floating in mid-air, screaming, as energy crackles all around her! She's going to overload! But not while Shadow Maleficent Starblade is in town! With one wave of his mighty horn, which is black, but glows red, he draws the magic away from Twilight and pulls it into himself, where he absorbs it completely! Twilight is saved! "My hero!" she says dreamily, clinging to him. "Um, no, he was my hero first," Fluttershy says. Twilight glares. "But he's an alicorn and I'm an alicorn! We're meant for each other!" But there's no time to waste with pointless catfighting between best friends! Suddenly a scream rings out! It's Rarity's voice. The Carousel Boutique is on fire! With one gallop of his mighty hooves, Shadow Maleficent Starblade finds himself at the Carousel Boutique. Rarity is trapped on the upper floor as the flames roar. "Help me! Somepony help me!" Never fear, Rarity! With a flap of his mighty wings and a glow from his mighty horn, Shadow uses his power over flames to control the flames and douse them, saving her and all of her merchandise as well! Rarity leaps into his hooves because he just happened to be rearing up on his hind legs. "My hero!" "We were here first," Fluttershy and Twilight say. But Rarity is nothing if not generous! "My dear friends, why don't we share him?" she asks. "Yes! Let's have a herd!" Twilight says. "Yes, let's!" Fluttershy says. Then they all hear a scream. Rainbow Dash is falling! She must have broken her wing, somehow! Despite the fact that he has three mares clinging to him, Shadow Maleficent Starblade leaps into the air and catches the falling cyan rainbow-maned mauve-eyed rainbow-becutiemarked brash pegasus. "My hero!" Rainbow Dash says. Then Pinkie Pie leaps toward them. "Oh my gosh a new pony in Ponyville and he's so handsome what's your name stranger I need to make friends with you and also throw you a party and also join in with my friends' herd and make sweet love to you all night with whipped cream!" "My name," says Shadow Maleficent Starblade, "is Shadow Maleficent Starblade." "Oh, how exotic!" Rarity swoons. "You're such a good flyer!" Rainbow Dash says. "And so good with magic!" Twilight says. "And so heroic!" Fluttershy says. "Well, hay with it, guess Ah'm gonna go for a piece of that action too," Applejack says, and throws herself into the pile of mares on Shadow. At this point Luna and Celestia teleport in front of the group! "Oh, sister, can it be?" Luna asks. "I cannot imagine there being another red and black alicorn prince with such amazing skills!" Celestia says. "It must be our long-lost brother, Shadow Maleficent Starblade!" "Yo," Shadow says, and punches his sisters, because he's cool and manly like that. They giggle. "Oh, Shadow, it is you!" Luna says. "Welcome home, dear brother!" Celestia says. "Now that you are back, Luna and I can abdicate as the diarchs of Equestria and yield to you as our rightful King and Ruler!" "Does that mean we are herding with the king of Equestria?" Rarity shouts, and then faints again. At this point Discord appears! "I'm here to say something snide and nasty," Discord says, "because that's what I do in stories like this." "Not so fast, villain!" Shadow Maleficent Starblade says, and punches Discord. Even though Discord can teleport, move the sun and the moon at will, invert gravity, split his head in half, remove his body parts, and change his size, he is helpless to stop Shadow Maleficent Starblade from utterly beating the crap out of him with his mighty hooves and his mighty wings and his mighty horn and his mighty starblade! But not the other mighty part of him, because that would totally be gay. "Please!" Discord snivels. "Please don't kill me!" "Well, I really want to," Shadow Maleficent Starblade says, "but since my sisters have begged me to show you mercy, I will spare you, if you lick my hooves." So Discord licks Shadow Maleficent Starblade's hooves. Which Shadow doesn't even enjoy one bit, because he is totally not gay. However, seeing Shadow's magnificent hooves being licked has made the Mane 6 incredibly horny! So now they pull Shadow toward the Carousel Boutique, which has the best collection of sex toys, making seductive moans. The mighty part of Shadow that he didn't actually use to beat up Discord stirs to life at the sound of the seductive moaning! Fortunately Shadow has the stamina of a thousand stallions and will have no trouble pleasuring six mares until they swoon from delight, all night long! At this point Big Mac appears, with a shotgun, and blows Shadow Maleficent Starblade's mighty head off. "Another alicorn OC?" he grumbles. "Thought we sprayed for those varmints jest last week." fwwwt