Chapter 4: Cute Filly Songs
The audience applauds as the next act begins. The 80s Robot got on stage, turning on a music part of himself to start some music. The audience laughs a bit as the robot begins dancing the 'Robot', moving around to the music.
Whatnots, Frogs and Chickens came in, looking amazed then they all dance along, doing whatever dances that enter their mind. The 80s Robot moves around, unknowingly knocking his co-stars off the stage.
The audience laughs as this goes on until the 80s Robot leave. The extras kept on dancing, having a bit of fun...until they look confused as the 80s Robot come back, dancing on the ceiling. Impossible; Yes, but this is the Muppets we're talking about here!
The 80s Robot kept on dancing without a care...until he fell off the ceiling, crashing into some Whatnot. Regardless, the 80s Robot got back up and dance until the audience applauds, ending the act.
In the balcony, Statler comments, "Say Waldorf? Can you do the Robot?"
"Yes, but I can't do this show either." Waldorf remarked, making the audience laughs.
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Backstage, Chase came down, grumbling. Flare Tiger came in, saying, "Hey Chase! Listen, Kermit needs some actors for 'de Pigs in Pigs in Space sketch. Ah volunteered to be in it; How about yew?"
"Look, I don't have time for that nonsense!" Chase snaps to Flare Tiger in annoyance. "I got other things to do."
"Awww, come on. Live a little. At least pick a costume 'dat yew can be in and be something other than yerself."
"Hmmm, any costume?"
"Sure! 'Dat way, the princess could be satisfied if she can see 'dat yew ain't so bad." Flare Tiger remarks with a giggle. Chase pauses then smirks in realization. He does have one item on a 'costume' to use...and it would throw his doubters off his tracks.
"Well, I do got one idea." Chase said sinisterly, making Flare Tiger giggles.
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In space, the SS. Swine Trek flew in space as the narrator booms, "And now...PIGS IN SPAAAAAACE!" As the theme music plays, we see the cast's heads appearing, "Starring the Incompetent Captain Link Hogthrob; The Beautiful Yew Deadly First Mate Piggy; And the Always There Dr. Julius Strangepork."
We go inside the ship as the crew looks worried.
"When we last left the S.S. Swine Trek...well, something happened, just watch."
"Oh, I think I lost my toupee!" Link groans a bit then yelps. "Uh, I mean my shampoo...I mean...oh, can someone tell me what's going on?!"
"I don't know! We haven't done this in a while!" Miss Piggy complains to Link, "Why don't we come up with anything new?!"
"I want my mommy!"
The audience laughs as Strangepork announces, "Captain! We are being boarded by a terrible warlord!"
"Did that happened or do you made it up?" Miss Piggy asks, giving Strangepork a glare.
"Hey, I got to say something to get this plot going."
"What plot?"
The audience laughs as Link heard pounding on the doors. He yelps in fear, "Oh no! We're being attacked by rats!"
"No, it's the evil warlord whose name I can't figure out yet! He's about to come in!" Strangepork exclaims frantically.
Suddenly the doors blew up, making the crew gasps in horror. Soon Chase appears...as his real self Shadow Dragon. The villain boomed out, "Behold, foolish pigs! I am Shadow Dragon!"
"It's Shadow Dragon!" The crew gasps in horror.
"Oh no, not Shadow Dragon, anything but Shadow Dragon; Uh..." Link looks confused then turns to the others. "Who's Shadow Dragon?"
The audience laughs. Strangepork explains, "He is the warlord of his own planet who wishes to take over the universe! Hey, I come up with something interesting."
"Yes, I am Shadow Dragon...in a role played by one of the guest-stars. Therefore, your other guest stars will have no reason to doubt me." Shadow Dragon said quickly. The Dark Mystic Pony figures that as long as everyone else thinks he's only playing a role in this, no one would be the wiser. "And now, I have come to your ship, making demands or you shall face the wrath of my pet."
"Your pet," Miss Piggy ask Shadow Dragon with a scoff of disbelief. "Like some animal would scare moi!"
"You asked for it! Come forth...Ancient Ryu-Yasha!"
The audience laughs as Flare Tiger came in, dressed in some sort of animal costume, growling. She giggles, "Ah always wanted 'ta play a villain!"
"Eeek, oh no, please, no! I won't want to be bitten!" Link whines a bit, hiding behind Miss Piggy in fear. "I am too beautiful to die!"
"Beautiful?" The other two pigs scoff a bit.
"Now here are my demands! Be my slaves or you shall be eaten!" Shadow Dragon exclaims with an evil laugh. He then grabs a coffee mug nearby saying 'World's Greatest Grandma'. "Then I shall take this...because I want to!"
"Oh, not my coffee mug! I always like being the World's Greatest Grandma!" Link whines a bit, making the audience laughs.
"And second, the pig shall be my love slave."
"What? What," Miss Piggy snaps angrily as she heads over to the villain. "Listen, buster! I may take all the wisecracks from Link Dorkthrob and Julius Nerdpork here, but I am no one's love slave!"
"You do as I say or I will have pork chops tonight!" Shadow Dragon booms evilly. The audience laughs as Miss Piggy looks furious.
"Oh yeah; Well, have this; HI-YAH!"
Miss Piggy throws one mean karate chop that send Shadow Dragon flying out the doors, crashing outside. The audience laughs a bit. Flare Tiger pauses then comments, "Ah got 'ta say. Ah waited a long time 'ta see 'dat!"
"That's why we don't tick off the pig." Strangepork remarks with a nod.
"Oh no!" Link gasps in fear as he notices something outside. "He broke my World's Greatest Grandma mug!"
The audience laughs as we go to outside the ship. The narrator said, "Has Shadow Dragon been beaten for good? Will Miss Piggy ever get a new job? And is Link really the World's Greatest Grandma? Find out the answers in the book version of...PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!"
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Shadow Dragon, Flare Tiger and the pigs came back in. Kermit nods as he said, "Very nice, nice work, guys, especially you Chase."
"Thank you. Now I want to go into my normal wear. Do not disturb me." Shadow Dragon said as he heads back to his dressing room to disguise himself as Chase once more without anyone knowing.
"See, Twiley?" Applejack asks Twilight with a smirk. "Chase ain't Shadow Dragon. He was playing a role."
"True, but still..." Twilight said in concern and hesitation, pondering if she should trust her friend at her word.
"Okay, time for the next act, what do we got Scooter?" Kermit ask Scooter with a nod. Things are doing well tonight.
"Well, to be honest...kinda nothing," Scooter said in concern, noting a blank after the Pigs in Space sketch. "We didn't schedule much acts in time."
"Scooter, we got to schedule something!"
"Hey mommy," Nyx exclaims as she and her friends came up. "Can me and my friends do an act on this show?"
"Well, Mr. Frog, I think you may have something from Nyx." Twilight said thoughtfully to Kermit with a smile, "How about it?"
"Well, sure, we're willing to take anything at this point." Kermit said with a shrug as he walks to the stage.
"Cool, I got this rapping act that I wanted to try!" Nyx remarks with a giggle while her friends smile eagerly. They cannot wait!
Kermit came out on stage, speaking, "Okay, time for something very interesting."
"You're going to cancel the show?" Statler jokes making Waldorf laughs a bit.
"Ahem, as I was saying, this next act co-stars four fillies known as the Cutie Mark Crusaders. So put your hands, hooves or whatever you got together for them! Yay," Kermit exclaims, moving away as the audience applauds as the curtain raise up.
"Helloooo, Muppet Show!" Scootaloo called out with a grin as the audience applauds.
"Oh, look, Statler, a talking chicken!" Waldorf jokes, making Statler laughs a bit.
The orange Pegasus filly frowned in annoyance as she shouted, "Why do people always call me that? I am NOT a chicken!"
"Ignore them, Scootaloo, they're just hecklers." Apple Bloom assures Scootaloo.
"Yo, we got an act that's inspired by my Auntie Pinkie Pie!" Nyx remarked, rapping a bit. "We're going to kick it Equestria style, yo! Hit it, Spike!"
Spike nods as he is nearby, hitting the radio, causing rapping music to play. Then, Nyx used a bit of magic on herself and the CMC, emitting a slightly bright flash. When the light resided, the four fillies were now wearing rapper outfits. Then, as the CMC began to dance, Nyx started some beat boxing to go with the rap.
Nyx: Boom, che! Boom, boom, che! Boom, che!
She then imitated the turntable scratching noises a bit.
Rap, rap!
Now Nyx began rapping the rap she made in inspiration from her aunt Pinkie, who was watching from backstage looking surprised at first. In fact, the rest of the Mane 6 and Ben Mare were looking surprised as well.
I used to be a villain by the name of Nightmare Moon,
And I was resurrected one month after...
Nyx and CMC: June!
Nyx: The prophecy was fumbled unintentionally...
Nyx and CMC: Though,
Nyx: But then, Twilight Sparkle found me and took me to her...
Nyx and CMC: Abode!
Nyx: I used to be so shy around ponies...
Nyx and CMC: Everywhere,
Nyx: But time went swiftly by and I am glad they really...
Nyx and CMC: Care!
Nyx: At school, I met my friends, and they requested me to...
Nyx and CMC: Join
Nyx: The Cutie Mark Crusaders and they...
Nyx and CMC: Never disappoint!
Nyx: One day, I was corrupted by that evil nighttime...
Nyx and CMC: Cult!
Nyx: And then I was transformed into a powerful...
Nyx and CMC: Adult!
Nyx: Spell Nexus and the other ponies were...
Nyx and CMC: Corrupted, too,
Nyx: But thanks to my defending, I showed that...
Nyx and CMC: Evil won't pull through!
Nyx: And with Princess Luna's help, I'm back to normal...
Nyx and CMC: With no tricks
Nyx: So I can permanently stick with my on little name...
Nyx and CMC: Nyx
The Mane Six and Ben Mare's shock turn to delight as they started getting into the beat.
Nyx: I met my dad who was once a...
Nyx and CMC: Demon Pony,
Nyx: Because of a big meanie known as Boris...
Nyx and CMC: The evil phony!
Nyx: We all teamed up against him and got daddy...
Nyx and CMC: Back to normal,
Nyx: And now he lives with us in Ponyville...
Nyx and CMC: So very cordial!
Nyx: We all had many different adventures...
Nyx and CMC: Altogether,
Nyx: And everypony knows that...
Nyx and CMC: We'll all be friends forever!
Nyx: Friends forever in Ponyville...
Nyx and CMC: Yeah!
Nyx: Friends forever in Ponyville...
Nyx and CMC: Unh!
Nyx: Friends forever in Ponyville...
Nyx and CMC: Yeah!
Nyx: Friends forever in Ponyville...
Nyx and CMC: Unh!
Nyx: I love to live in Ponyville with all my pony friends!
The rap ends as Nyx, Apple Bloom, Sweetie and Scootaloo stood on their hind legs and crossed their forelegs together.
The audience applauds at this. Statler and Waldorf cheer on, "Bravo, bravo!"
"What did we just watch?" Statler asked Waldorf curiously.
"Either we watch something good for once...or we have gone senile." Waldorf remarked, making the audience laughs.
Rainbow grinned from backstage as she said excitedly, "That... was...AWESOME!"
"Yeah, cool, isn't it?" Scootaloo ask with a smile.
"Nyx, you definitely got my rapping skills!" Pinkie complimented the former Nightmare Moon filly.
"Nice work, fillies, especially you, Nyx." Kermit said to Nyx with a nod.
"Thanks, Kermit!" Nyx said with a smile.
"Okay, Fozzie, get ready for your number." Kermit calls out to Fozzie who nods and prepares himself.
"Kermit," Twilight ask Kermit as she gallops over. "I want to ask you something."
"Uh, sure, Twilight; Go ahead," Kermit said with a nod, allowing Twilight to talk.
"Well, it's about Chase. I mean, I want to trust him but...I still got some doubts of him." Twilight said to Kermit with a sigh of concern. "I don't wish to be proven wrong if I trust him or not."
"I see. Do your friends trust him?" Kermit ask Twilight curiously, making her nod. "Well, here's an idea that could help: give him a benefit of the doubt."
"Would that work?" Twilight asked Kermit hopefully.
"Yep; like a wise man once said, 'Give someone enough rope and they will hang themselves'." Kermit explains to Twilight.
"Tell me about it!" Bobo remark as he appears, holding a rope. "I got some rope but still not enough to hang myself with!"
Kermit groans as he explains, "What I mean is, you can trust Chase for now but can still hold him in precaution. That way, you can be proven right either way." Kermit explains. What the frog meant is that if Twilight can still give Chase the benefit of the doubt, she can trust him but still be precautious around him.
Twilight thought of this for a moment before she responded to the green frog, "Okay, Kermit, I'll give it a try, and we'll see what happens."
"Good." Kermit said with a nod. "Try not to lose your head. Unlike certain folks we got around here."
Twilight saw a headless Whatnot walk by, much to her amusement. Did that really happen?
"I'll try." Twilight nodded in reply.
Kermit goes out onstage, speaking to the audience, "All right, moving along, folks, time for some cheap laughs and giggles. Time for our favorite funny man..."
"Why bother tricking us? We know you're going to send out the bear!" Statler remarks, making Waldorf laugh a bit.
"Hey, come on, you guys. Fozzie works so far to prepare himself for this!" Kermit complains to the two men to give his best friend a chance for once.
"For what; His retirement," Waldorf remarked with a laugh.
Kermit groaned at this. He hates it when those two guys always heckle Fozzie. "Well, then, let's Fozzie handle it from here!" Kermit remarked. He moves aside as Fozzie's music plays.
"Hiya hiya hiya," Fozzie laughs as he came out onto the stage, "Oh boy! You look like a wonderful audience!"
"Apparently, you need glasses!" Statler remarks, making Waldorf laughs a bit.
"Say what you want, fellows, because my new friend and I are going to make you laugh!" Fozzie remarks with a smirk.
"If it's those freaks you work with, we're laughing at how pathetic that is." Waldorf comments in amusement.
"Well, folks, put your hooves together for my friend, Pinkie!" Fozzie exclaims.
The audience applauds as Pinkie bounces out, wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses. She jokes, "What is this; an audience or a wax museum?"
The audience laughs a bit. Fozzie remarks, "Okay, my segment tonight is going to be different!"
Pinkie got out her party cannon, giggling, "Because we are going to fire out stuff at the audience!"
"Ready, aim, fire," Fozzie exclaims.
Pinkie and Fozzie moves the party cannon around, firing party stuff and treats at the audience like mad. After a while of doing this, almost everyone is cover with party treats and decorations, one member blows a party horn.
The audience pauses as if in shock...then applauds loudly. That was great!
"Wow, thank you, thank you!" Fozzie exclaims eagerly. "They love us, Pinkie!"
"Yeah, we put the 'par' in 'party!" Pinkie exclaims happily.
Kermit watched from backstage and exclaimed in amazement, "Wow! Thanks to Pinkie, Fozzie's performance is a success!"
As the two came off stage, Waldorf bust the debris off of himself, commentating, "Wow, for once, the bear came through. What do you think, Statler?"
Statler blows his party horn, making the audience laughs.
Backstage, Pinkie bounces in, with Fozzie following, saying, "Nice work! We should do this often."
"Beauregard, can you go out there and clean up for the next number?" Kermit calls out to Beauregard.
"Okay! Can I keep any of the good stuff?" Beauregard ask Kermit hopefully.
"Only if it's edible, go on." Kermit orders Beauregard, motioning him to go off onto the stage to clean up the mess left behind.
"Pinkie, thank you so much for making my act so spectacular," Fozzie exclaimed happily.
"Yep; what kind of friend am I not to?" Pinkie giggles.
As Beauregard leaves to clean off the stage, Scooter appears, saying, "Chief, we got another blank spot."
"Great, we need something to fill it in." Kermit mumbles a bit. He glances at the CMC members. "I don't suppose you girls got a song you wanna sing, do you?"
"I have a song." Sweetie said, but then, she looked a bit uncomfortable as she said, "But... I'm not quite sure if I should sing it in front of a live audience."
"Come on." Walter said as he pats Sweetie on the back. "I used to have stage fright too but I got over it."
"Hey, bub! Let a real Muppet do this!" Rizzo snaps as he shoo Walter away. "Anyway, kid, some of us got stage fright but they got over it. Come on, I've heard ya sing backstage before."
"Right, just do that teddy bear song you loved to sing." Nyx said to Sweetie with a smile.
"I love that song, but..." Sweetie started, "...you think I can do this?"
"Hey, just put your mind to it. You can conquer anything." Rizzo said with a smile. Sweetie pauses then grins a bit.
"I guess I could give it a try." Sweetie said hopefully.
"I will go introduce you." Kermit said as he heads off stage.
Rizzo sticks his tongue out at Walter, remarking, "See? Did it better than you did."
"Sure, rub it in." Walter frowned, "You arrogant little rat."
Onstage, Kermit appears, smiling as he said, "Folks, we got a little treat for you. A little filly is about to perform for you all. So give a warm welcome to Miss Sweetie Belle!"
Once Kermit moves, the audience applauds as the curtain raise up. Sweetie appears, doing her best not to panic.
"Hey, folks; I got a cute song that is in tribute of one of my best friends!" Sweetie giggles as she pulls out a teddy bear from out of nowhere, "My teddy bear! I called him 'Button' after a friend of mine, a colt who, for some reason, disappeared."
"He probably heard you sing!" Statler jokes, making Waldorf laugh a bit. Sweetie gulped a bit at this.
"Hey, just ignore them, Sweetie Belle!" Rarity calls out to Sweetie. "You can do it, just give it all you got."
Rowlf rolls in on a piano. Sweetie nods as she gave him some sheet music, saying, "Okay, here's the song. Can you play it, Rowlf?"
Rowlf took the sheet music and looked it over a bit before he said, "Sure I can, Sweetie. I know you'll do great."
"Phobos," Sweetie asks as Phobos came in with a toy piano. "Give me a cute tune. Then at a certain point, Rowlf will join in."
"Got it," Phobos spoke before he began the song on the toy piano. The lights on the stage dimmed down until the only light seen was a spotlight on Sweetie, who hugged her teddy bear as she began to sing.
Sweetie: Me and my best teddy bear
Sitting in my favorite chair,
We are going out to play
Just like every day.
I got lots of friends out there
And they're lots of fun,
But they're not my teddy bear
Sweetie smiled as she spoke the next part of the verse, "He's my favorite one."
Rowlf took over, playing his piano as Sweetie holding her bear, dancing as the scene changes to a playground.
Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready to play.
Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready to play.
As Sweetie sang the next part of the verse, she got used her magic to hold the bear while Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Nyx went onstage and they all danced together, especially by doing the same bouncing strut they did when they found the perfect stallion for Cheerilee; Big Macintosh.
You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with.
You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun.
They stopped bouncing as Sweetie held her teddy with her forelegs as she hugged it.
But then they can't do anything like my teddy,
'Cause my teddy, he is the one!
As Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Nyx ran offstage, the scene changes once more to show Sweetie and her teddy bear looking like they're preparing for bed.
Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready for bed.
Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready for bed.
Sweetie got onto her bed as she held her teddy bear while singing.
You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime.
You know I'm not even scared of the dark.
'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me
I'm not even scared of a shark!
As if on cue, a shark appeared. The audience laughs as Sweetie laughs at it, making the Muppet shark heads off. Then the scene changes to Sweetie getting ready for school.
Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready for school.
Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready for school.
Sweetie puts her teddy bear down to a chair as she sang the next part.
I got to leave him at home
By himself all alone.
As she sang that, she puts on a pouty face as the music stopped for a moment. Then she instantly perked up as she sang the last part.
But he doesn't mind, and that's cool.
That's cool!
The song ended as she did an adorable smile. The audience applauds a bit. Sweetie smiles a bit in relief. Her song was a success.
"Wonderful, wonderful," Statler said in amusement. "Waldorf, did you have a teddy bear when you were that young?"
"Yes, and I still got him as old and raggedy as ever." Waldorf remarks with a nod.
"So who is it?" Statler ask Waldorf curiously.
"You are." Waldorf commented, causing Statler to look at him in annoyance. The audience laughs.
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Sweetie and her pals came back stage. The others and the Muppets cheered for them. Kermit exclaims, "All righty, all righty, nice work, Sweetie."
"I...I did good, right?" Sweetie asks with a hopeful cute grin on her face. She hugs Button, her teddy bear. "We did it, Button."
"Well, well, looks like you found your true talent, eh Sweetie?" Twilight ask Sweetie with a smile, hoping that this performance will prove to her what her true talent is.
"Hmmm, maybe...but I will leave it on the backburner as my sister would say."
"Your performance is marvelous, Sweetie Belle, simply marvelous." Rarity said as she nuzzles her sister. "And this time, I got to see you perform."
"Yeah, unlike the disastrous play you did!" Scootaloo giggles a bit, making Apple Bloom frown at her. "What?"
"Looks like my advice tops yours, Walter," Rizzo laughs to Walter. "Veterans beat newbies."
"Okay, Rizzo, enough!" Ben snaps to Rizzo, getting between the two Muppets between a fight break out. "You have been being a jerk towards Walter for too long. Don't you realize that he has a right to be with you? And none of this background nonsense."
"He's right. You and Walter should be friends, not enemies!" Spike remarks in agreement. "Can't you two just shake hands?"
"Well, I ain't shaking hands with someone who swims in his own filth!" Walter snaps angrily, making Rizzo angry while some of the others gasp.
"Oh yeah; Well, maybe I don't wanna shake hands with someone who’s a scene stealer!" Rizzo exclaims angrily. "You're better off not being around, you...you Gary-Sue!"
Some of the ponies and Muppets gasp a bit. Kermit groans, "Rizzo, now that's going too far!"
"Big deal; who gives a tail?"
Rizzo storms off to his dressing room. Walter groans as he heads off to his own. Ben sighs, shaking his head while saying, "'Gary-Sue'. I remember when some folks called me that. Not pleasant."
"Definitely the critics on deviantART and fimfiction," Pinkie remarks a bit while eating some cupcakes.
Twilight got some serious thinking to do. She needs some way to get Walter and Rizzo to make up and become friends. But how; it isn't easy.
Kermit got back in front of the stage a while later, speaking to the audience, "Well, folks, we are doing quite fine on the show. And we're bringing back a classic act: here is Mahna Mahna; whatever that means."
The audience applauds as Kermit moves out of the way. The curtain pulls up as two Snowths appear, beginning to sing.
Snowths: Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
A familiar Muppet, Mahna Mahna, appears nodding as he begins to sing.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Mahna Mahna begins to perform a scat solo, the audience laughs. The Snowths look at him oddly as he does this. When Mahna Mahna notices his backup singers are watching, he scats in confusion then goes back to the song.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Mahna Mahna scats more, moving around as such. After a while of doing this, he notes the Snowths looking at him oddly, making him scats in concern. Mahna Mahna then heads back to the background, singing sadly.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
In the background, Mahna Mahna scats a little by himself. The Snowths watch him does so for a few seconds. Once he's done and notices, Mahna Mahna scats some more then rush back to the front.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!!!!
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna rushes off stage quickly, heading pass Kermit and Twilight, much to their notice.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna is heading to the exit as he made another line.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna
Snowths: Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!!!!
The telephone rang which Kermit answers, "Hello? Hang on." The frog came onto the stage and gave the phone to the Snowths. "It's for you." The two listens in.
Mahna Mahna's Voice: Mahna Mahna
The Snowths jump up startled while Kermit just frowns at this. The audience applauds once the act's over.
In the balcony, Statler ask Waldorf curiously, "I never got my answer, what is a Mahna Mahna?"
"And as I asked you years ago, who cares?" Waldorf remarks, making the audience laugh.