I quickly pull out my Camcorder and look at the map. There it is! Section 1B. I run through the hallways thinking I'm going to go home. But I stop dead in my tracks as I hear a massive thump. I start walking around the corner and see a door and the emergency power. I walk up to the door and see a locked symbol, good, well not for the guy banging on the door but still he could be dangerous. I look at the switch. It says "emergency power".
I walk up and think, "Somethings not right." but I still flick the switch. Suddenly the power from the lights flick on. Some bust but there's still power. I turn around and see myself face to belly with an overgrown fat orange pony. I look slightly to my left and see the door open. Shit. He grabs me with his hoof and pulls me up. My legs aren't touching the ground. "Um hi?" I say. He throws me against the wall. He gives a snort and is about to punch my face in with the other hoof. But I kick him in the chest. He falls down unprepared for the surprise attack. I jump over him and start running. I turn around corners, I go up, down, across, left, right, even backwards but nothing can escape this guy! I slow down because I am out of breath. Giving up he lifts me up and forces his hoof on my shoulder. This is it, the end. But instead, I hear a song.
"I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!" says the voice.
The fat pony stops what he's doing and starts listening.
"I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!" says the voice echoing through the hallways.
The fat pony stops listening, forgetting about killing me whilst it continues.
"Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
open the portal, jump in!"
I watch as Pinkamena jumps THROUGH the wall doing a mid air kick to the fat pony.
The fat pony flies across the hall hitting the wall and landing in a bunch of dead bodies.
Pinkamena gets up walking towards him singing "Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon"
The fat pony gets up, angry and starts charging towards Pinkamena.
Pinkamena punches the fat pony in the face and she hits him while singing.
"Toss a fig and, save the date and, bread and butter, chant and mutter, marination, incantation, chocolate icing, timeline splicing, yeast is rising, rectifying"
The fat pony, grabs one of her hooves and head butts her. Pinkamena starts getting angrier and angrier.
"My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!" She then starts punching him from all sides. Behind, front, up, down, just everywhere!
The fat pony falls down, face up and Pinkamena looms over him with a knife as she sings.
"Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home"
She lunges forward and stabs him in the chest, cutting open his whole belly.
"Someday, I'm gonna go home." She cries shaking.
After that piece of drama she turns to me and says "Now, time for pie!"
She walks over to me and puts her knife against my throat. I swallow hard, but the knife doesn't cut me, instead she starts crying.
"I can't. I can't do it!" She drops the knife, crying harder. She screams in an angry voice "YES, yes I can!"
She picks it back up and throws the knife at me. It stops 1mm away from my left eye and Pinkamena yells crying "NO! No more suffering. No more pain. I just wanna go home."
"But you can't go home Pinkie" says Pinkamena. "There is no way and if you did what would Twilight think of you!"
"But there is a way!" I say. She looks at me, "There is?"
"No, she lies, kill her!" Yells Pinkamena.
"But there is. There's an S.O.S system that can get us out of here!"
She drops the knife and she cries "But Twilight will never forgive me! I broke the Pinkie promise"
I pick up my Camcorder and show her her test note.
As she reads more tears begin to form in her eyes.
She gets up and says "Thank you for showing me the way. Now I must get out!" She runs away through the hallways.
I get up and run towards the S.O.S system.
When I arrive Pinkie/Pinkamena is there. "How do you work this thing?" she asks.
I flick a few switches and it turns on, alive. "NO!" Pinkamena yells. She puts her hooves on the table and flips it, breaking the system. "I love it here and you think you can take that away from me!"
"Help" interrupts Pinkie "She's taking control!"
She starts to punch herself and puts her hooves on her head screaming.
I watch horrified as the two personality's each fight for control. In the end she is on the ground crying in a ball.
"Your mean." says Pinkie.
"Well I'm a very mean pony!" says Pinkamena laughing.
She gets up like a zombie and says "Pinkamena is back!"