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An abandoned train station sat just beneath the main level of the city. The station itself was nothing to look at, rusted rails, cracked tiles, and buildup of dust due to disuse for about five hundred years now.
A typical, boring, uninteresting train station. Little did the world know that this very station would be the start of possibly the most important story ever told.
On the wall between the old green newspaper stand and an old bench appeared a pink dot, not a hot pink, nor a dark pink… A cheery pink.
The pink dot grew wider and taller as chromatic sparks of every color shot out of it. The sparks grew in frequency and brightness as the wall pushes outwards, until it broke free. The wall ‘shatters’ as a portal shot open allowing a mare to step through into the human world. Her coat was the same pink as the portal, and her mane a brighter pink.
She shoved her strait hair back behind her left ear and adjusted her sunglasses before she started to trot towards the entrance of the station. She gazed up at the tall buildings until she found the six she was looking for: Ralphco, and the five towers that surrounded it. Disequine corp, or Dis-co for short.
"Time to take care of this, Pinkie." she said with a smile as she held up a disk case in the light before trotting out of the station
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The Conversion Bureau
New Universes: New Lunar Republic
Chapter 1: Every story begins with a name.
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Pinkie trotted into the main building of Ralphco and went up to the secretary.
"Hello, pony. What does your owner need from us today?" The desk assistant asked; assuming Pinkie was one of the pony slaves that mostly everyone had.
"Oh, nothing much. He was wondering if, perchance, I could get into the vault and talk to Celestia?" Pinkie said.
"Into the vault? Listen pony, I don’t know who your owner thinks he or she is, but nobody gets into the vault except for Ralph Vitori the 50th and his personal guard. Now move, before i call the glue makers." The receptionist said as she plucked the phone out of its cradle.
Pinkie grinned as she spoke. "I understand, but I have no owner. And my name is not pony, it’s Pinkie Pie."
The desk assistant froze in place.” Pinkie Pie?"
"The one and only. Now, if you will excuse me." Pinkie started to trot to the doors behind the desk.
The desk assistant pushed a button the ducked behind her desk; Within seconds there was a whole squad full of guns pointed at Pinkie's head.
"Why are some things never as simple as they should be…"
The squad leader smiled. "Boys! I think I can handle this one pony.."
Pinkie stood still and looked at the leader. She did not move a muscle.
"Well well well… very brave for a pony." The leader said, leveling his pistol at her.
He fired and Pinkie slid to her left, dodging the bullet.
The guards were shocked. "Scary!" Pinkie yelled.
The leader drew a gun on her again and fired. Pinkie ducked, the bullet having just missed her. The leader kept firing again and again. Pinkie somehow dodged every single shot. He soon ran out of bullets and Pinkie ran up to him and looked him in the eyes. "No skill…" She said before flicking his nose with her tail as she turned and ran down the hall.
"After Her!"
Bullets bounced off the walls as Pinkie ran. She paged through her mental map and nearly flew down the stairs.
"Okay… left, left… and right, down… left, second door on the… right!" She kicked down the door and flipped the security switch, causing the hallway to seal as she ran inside. With the guards now stuck outside, Pinkie progressed towards the safe.
She looked at the plasteel door and the passcode lock. She looked up at the cameras and smiled before blacking them out with some frosting she brought. Turning back to the passcode she used her amazing hacking skills to access the vault.
In other words, she banged on the keyboard with her face until it opened.
Just a minute later, the door opened. “One minute… A new record.”
She stepped inside and nuzzled the iron box before setting the disk case on top.
"Princess… hold on.. wait just a little while longer…" she said.
The sound of a gun cocking could be heard "Little pony… you won’t have to wait for her. You can see her… in the great beyond!."
Pinkie turned around expecting to see the squad leader. Instead, it was a man in a black suit and tie. His tie was loosened and the top two buttons of the white shirt and his jacket were unbuttoned. He had a revolver cocked and ready to fire. "I am the head guard of Ralph Co, Genesis"
Pinkie started to chuckle, then giggle, then snort. Soon she was (as anyone who chats via data streams says) ROFLMAO-ing.
"What’s so funny?" Genesis said as pinkie pointed behind him.
Genesis did not turn around...
He should have.
A tick was heard before a small colorful explosion went off right behind him. The small room was soon filled with smoke, confetti, and fragments of what was a cake slice.
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Soon, the smoke cleared, and Genesis saw the tape, a spray painted smiley face on the wall behind container CH, and no pink party pony. He picked up the Disk case and looked at it.
It was an old DVD with "play me" written on the disk cover.
"Run it through the screeners, then if it checks out then get it to the boss. If he asks where I am, tell him I have to get cake out of my hair." Genesis said as he tossed the case to the squad leader; who was standing outside the vault.