//------------------------------// // "It Was Peach...I like Peaches." // Story: How Did This Happen? // by Cobolt Soundwave //------------------------------// "Okay so it's agreed that we never do something like that again?" I asked my friends who were also still massaging their aching hands. "Yeah, I kinda need my hands for my job...ya'know, DJ, kinda need my hands to be functioning." Said the white mare. "Yeah, let's not do something like that again." I said, still massaging my wrist. "Man I'm thirsty all of a sudden." "Hey, now that you mention it so am I." Subsonic's agreement got nods out of the others as well. "I can help with that." Said a disembodied voice, though, I had an idea of who it was. "Sup' Eris!" "Hello Bolty, like I said, I can help with that." As she finished speaking, she snapped her claw and four bottles poofed into existence. We each had a bottle of a different flavor of Mnt Dew, mine was voltage, and it was as amazing as I remembered it to be. "Aaaaaahhh, and it's cold too, nice...hey my hand doesn't hurt anymore. Errrrriiiiiiisss, did you have something to do with this?" I asked in that tone that parents use when they know their kids have done something wrong. Eris put her claw to her chest in mock surprise. "Why what ever do you mean, Mnt Dew heals all ailments," We all stood there looked at her with a look that said " Really?". "oh fine, I added a bit of magic to it to heal your hands up, that was a stupid thing you did with that shocker thing." "Ha, tell me about it. I ain't never doing something like that again." "I second that." "Ditto." "Same." And with that, it was agreed we wouldn't do a challenge like that again. "Well, what have you been up to Eris? You know besides spying on Celestia and Luna in the shower." I said with a chuckle. I don't know if Eris' face could get any redder, because her face was pretty red. "I-I-I-I...now just a...that was one time and I swear I didn't know they were in the hot tub and they know it!" "Sure, sure, keep tellin' yourself that Ris." Eris blinked and tilted her head at me"Ris?" "Well, yeah, I figured, cute nickname for a cute girl. Right?" I finished with a cocky grin. Eris was blushing even harder now. "I-I-I ummmm...t-thanks?" She said while rubbing her arm subconsciously and stared at a very interesting pebble on the ground. "Don't mention it Ris. Anyway I gonna head over to Dash's house, so I'll see you guys later." Eris snapped out of her dazed state long enough to comment on what I said. "Gonna' go see your marefriend?" She said with a teaseful tone; too bad I was about to burst her bubble. "Actually, yes. Yes I am." And with that I flew off. My mare was waiting for me at her cloud home and I was going to spend some time with her. ~~~~ And by spend time with her I meant sit on her couch and play video games while trying to mess with her. "Dang it w-would ya' stop trying to," "Never!" I was currently playing Mareio kart at Dash's house and I was tickling her with my wing to make her mess up. If you think it's easy then it's not. I have to tickle her, focus on the screen and at the same time I'm using those dreaded gyro-controls with the remote. "We're tied Dashie," I looked over to see her looking at me with a toothy grin. "Yeah, and I'm winning!" As she said that she used a speed-shroom and blew past me...right into a trap. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" "YES!" I was busy celebrating when Dash started getting rather sore about losing the way she did. "That stupid fricking giant ball with a mouth just had to hit me!" Dash threw her arms up."Aaaaaaaahhhhh screw that!" She threw her controller down as she brought her arms down. Too bad she decided to let go of it over my lap. The soft *thump* that the controller let out upon hitting me in my, *ahem* sensitive are, I immediately stopped my celebration to make room for pain. "MMPH!" Was the only thing I was able to utter before I toppled over onto my side. Dash on the other hand saw what happened and just stared at me writhing in my pain. "My babies." Speech was something that was not coming to me very easily. "Ohmygosh, are you alright!? I'm so sorry!" Dash kind of just sat there, unsure of what to do. "Just give me a minute...please?" "Ummmm, I'll...get some ice." Fifteen minutes later I'm sitting on the couch with a little bag of ice on my crotch, not that it did anything, though, I wasn't going to tell Dash that since she genuinely felt bad for assaulting my nads with a game controller. "I think I lost one." I said as I felt another small pang of pain run up my back. "I'm sorry, I just let go of it, I wasn't looking were it was going." Dash said with a slight grimace as she saw me tense up again for yet another pang of pain. "Don't worry about it. It's not the first time it's happened, and it's not the worst either." "And how exactly is me hitting you with a remote, not that bad." "I caught a ball." "So?" She asks with a raised eyebrow. "With mine." I said emotionlessly. It took Rainbow a good three seconds to understand what it was that I said before, "Mmmmmm, ow, okay, just...ow." She cringed just from thinking about it and no it most certainly not fun, even though I did stop the ball and won the game, I wondered if it was even worth it. We stayed silent for a bit before I got tired of it. "Hey Dash, I said it was fine, don't worry 'bout it." She just pouted at me. "I still hit you." She mumbled. Without thinking I just grabbed one of the pillows on her couch and lobbed it at her head, which connected with a soft *poomf* when it hit. "Oh, it's so on now!" What proceeded was a good five minutes of wrestling on the couch that led to us falling on the floor out of breath and with me on top of her. Huffing and puffing, we just stared at each other, calming down from our little 'match' not moving, staring into those beautiful magenta eyes of hers. Without even giving it a second thought I leaned in closer and saw that Dash was as well. Closer and closer we came until our muzzles connected and we entered blissful paradise. We stayed on the floor just kissing for what felt like hours, but it was only for a minute, after all, you need air to live so we had to separate, leaving thing line of spittle between us connecting our lips. "That was," "Awesome?" I say, cutting her off. "yeah." Dash said back a bit out of breath still, and I was still too, that was pretty intense. It took our brains a while to fully understand what position we were in at the moment. We were on the floor, Dash being underneath me, and I was on top of her. if our faces weren't already red from our little makeout session before, now they were undoubtedly redder, and on top of that our wings were at full mast. "Uhhhh," "Ya, umm, lemme' just," I said as I tried to get up but I misplaced my hand on the edge of the couch and slipped. Trying to catch my self I put my hand down as fast as possible, too bad it landed in the last spot I thought it would. Right on her chest. Her breast to be exact. I couldn't be anymore mortified than I was right now, I mean we've only been together for about what two days, maybe close to three, and I had already fondled her. "I...I'm so-" "It's fine, just uhhh, can you remove her hand form my boob now please?" I looked down and saw that I was still gipping her chest...wait when was I gripping? Whatever doesn't matter, I just need to let go. I sprang up to a sitting position with my hands pulled back and quickly got up and off of her. "S-Sorry, here let me help you up." As I tried to pick her up she slipped this time and fell on top of me pushing me onto the couch and ended up straddling me. "Ummm, uhhh." My brain kind of exploded, since I had a hot mare sitting on my lap. 'This must have been what Bass felt when Trixie was on top of him.' I thought to myself. I was about to say something, but Dash cut me off and left me pretty stunned by what she said. "Screw it." And then she grabbed my shirt collar and brought me and her into a very hot, and very intense kiss. 'Screw it.' I thought to myself, 'If she doesn't mind, then neither to I.' So we sorta' just spent the next few minutes sucking face. ~~~~ After our little session in Dash's home, we decided that we needed some food. What? Hey, making out 'ain't as easy as you think emkay, it takes work and concentration...okay so I'm bullshitting right now, but whatever, we got hungry and we both had a bit of a hankering for something sweet for lunch. We flew down from her cloud home and landed on the ground with a low 'clop' and started for Sugarcube corner. Hey, are you busy tomorrow, cause I was thinking we could go out to eat tomorrow?" Dash looked at me at first, wondering why I was asking her and then she remembered that I had asked her if she wanted to go out to eat one day. "Oh yeah, umm sure, that's fine." It was so cute watching her be so flustered like that, and it was just me asking her if she wanted to go out to eat tomorrow. I pulled her into a side hug and rubbed her arm a bit. "You're cute when you get embarrassed, you know that?" "Sh-shut up." She said back. Yup, very cute when she give me that little pout she does, so I just lean down and kiss her just behind her ear. "Come on, let's go eat." "You're lucky I really like you." "Naw, I'm lucky you like me." "That was so corny...but sweet." She said as she put her head on my shoulder as she continued to walk with my arm interlocked with hers. "Hehe, you know I think I like this side of you, it's adorable." I said with a big grin on my face. "Ohhhhh, let's just go and get something to eat," She said as her stomach growled. "see, I'm dying over here, now come on let's go!" She started pulling my arms as she tried to haul me away to Pinkie's place. We arrived at the said bakery no more than a few minutes later since a certain marefriend of mine practically dragged me there, but that doesn't matter, what does matter is that I really want to find out what that amazing smell is wafting in the air right now. I looked all over the bakery and just couldn't find what was making that wonderful smell, until Pinkie walked out of the kitchen area with a pie. Quicker then Pinkie's indescribable speed, I zoomed up to her. "Hey, uhhhh, what uhhh, what kind of pie is that?" I asked excitedly; I really hoped she'd say what I think I smelled. "Oh! It's peach, I mean I was gonna' make an apple pie but, I really wanted to-hey!" "I didn't even let her finish before I took it from her hands, placed it on the counter, cut it in half, put some bits on the counter next to the remainder, and zoom off to a booth and began eating it. Let me just say that anything peach is delicious, I mean come on, that pie was crazy good, I was done with it in about two minutes, even Rainbow was decently surprised that I ate it so fast. "Damn dude." I let out a decently loud belch and sighed dreamily before responding. "It was peach...I like peaches." I say with a stupid grin on my face and peach stuff all over my muzzle. Dash just rolled her eyes and leaned over to wipe my face with a napkin, to which I just scrunched my muzzle and tried to get away from her attempt at cleaning me off. "Would ya *grunt* stop moving so I can *grunt* get that stuff off your face!" "Never!" I say valiantly as I attempt to lick the remainder of the peach gunk off my muzzle, but I still couldn't get the rest of it off, and that's when Dash grabbed my shirt collar, for the second time that day mind you, and pulled me closer, and licked the tip of my muzzle which still had a bit left. I was left a bit dazed by her actions considering that we were in public and nopony here knew that we were seeing each other in anything other than a plutonic way, you know, as friends, so her doing that sort of left me a bit confuzzled...yes I said confuzzled, deal with it. "There," She smiled with her eyes half-lidded at me. "got it all off." "Uhhh...bwuaaa?" I was pretty flustered by that, especially seeing her act like that, I mean I've never seen her act so...so...sexy? Damn mare, I think you just broke my brain. "What? Cat got your tongue?" Oh, Two can play at this game. "No, I had your about a half hour ago in your house, or did you forget where your tongue was?" I said with a growing smirk as her face quickly turned crimson. I just leaned back into my side of the booth and grinned at her before we both remembered who we just put our little show on for. Pinkie was the equivalent to a bottled up...well, bottle rocket, she looked like she was gonna' explode any second. I looked over at Dash and got up, we both took an arm and dragged to the stairs, passing Mrs. Cake who was just walking out of the kitchen to see why Pinkie hadn't returned yet, just to see us dragging said pink mare away, I decided to let her know why we were dragging her away. "Sorry Mrs. Cake, gotta have a little conversation with a friend here. No worries, we'll bring her back A.S.A.P." She just muttered what I believe was an 'okay' and then we led her up the stairs and into her room where we placed her on her bed. "Pinkie?" I asked her as she continued to practically vibrate on the bed, though, when she didn't answer back I looked over to Rainbow who was looking slightly concerned. I tried getting her attention again, but I a different way. "Pinkie, the muffins burnt downstairs." Upon hearing that Pinkie's face turned grim. "Oh no! Mrs. Cake is gonna kill me, she needed those muffins for-" "Pinkie!" "What!" She yelled back. "I lied." Pinkie pouted and crossed her arms at me, as she plopped back onto the bed. "That was mean. I seriously thought I burned them...wait...we weren't even baking muffins, hehehe." She started giggling while me and Dash just face-palmed. "Yeah, well, sorry, it's just that you looked like you were gonna explode from excitement." I said, which in turn made her jump up and hug is both in a bonecrushing hug. "Ohmygosh you two are adorable together, I have to throw you a party! We can get make a cake with both of you on it, some cupcakes, pastries, pies, oh oh oh and we can-" "Pinkie!" "What?" She said back giggly. "No party." "Huh, wha? But why?" She said, sounding rather sad that she couldn't throw us and amazing party. "Well, we just got together, and only you and Rarity now so far, so please keep this to yourself unless one of our friends ask." Her mood did a complete turn around. "You got it boss, cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." She said with the mannerisms and everything. "Thanks Pinks, we'll uhh, we'll see ya' around." "Okay bye guys!" ~~~~ "Well that went better than I expected." I said walking out of the shop with Rainbow right behind me. "Yeah, I feel like taking a nap now." I looked at her and raised my eye-brow at her. "Back to your house?" "Sure, we can nap together, if you want?" It's cute when she gets like that. "Hehe, it's okay, I know you want to snuggle up against me." I finished with a smirk on my face. I assumed she was blushing, but it's fine since I guess I was too, oh well we can care about that later when we get back to her cloud home and snuggle. ~~~~ A/N Just an after word here for a few people (You know who you are). They other characters will get more 'screen-time' as it were in the next chapter, just letting you know before you all gang up on me as yell at me "Where's the other's!? Why only you and Dash!?" Meh it needed some sort of one on one with those two. "About time you put out the next part ya' scrub" "Yeah well, *looks left, then right* I got no excuse, I was just thinking of things for the story and what not." "Whatever, I got to spend time with Dash so I don't care. *Smiles widely*" "Oh yeah, so, how'd that peach pie taste?" "*starts drooling* Sooooooo gooooooood." "I thought so. Peach is good." "Correction, peach anything is good." "Can't argue with that. So, I intend to get my buddy Draco involved with the next chapter and possible some time with Subsonic and Trixie." "Ohhhhohoho, that'll be a good to see. Can't wait for that, and Draco is so gonna' try something with Celeste I just know it." "Guess it's not really a spoiler if people know what's gonna' happen, huh?" "Nope." "Well, that's all then. Have a good time people, and until next time, this has been Cobo-er I mean formerly known as Killeroreo, now known as Cobolt, and I'll see you next time." "And I'm Cobolt Soundwave saying stay tuned." "Hey, that's my line!" "Too slow. " "Whatever, later people!" "Bye!"