Chapter 36 Preparations
Guys Grandfather is out of the hospital fine thank the good lord! But there is one thing wrong..... My grades are faltering a little I have A,A,B,C and now I have to move Haven, Earth, and maybe Hell to get them back to their former glory. Expect less updates, and this will give MasterBrony (Who is Doing a great job by the way) more time to edit the earlier chapters. Thanks!
-Van
Meanwhile back in Canterlot:
Thank the fucking lord this court is finally over! It was so fucking boring. Paint drying would be more interesting than that filly talking about being a pop star. She was so fucking annoying! And I don't even want to think about talking to Diamond Tiara again." *shudder*
"Well that was a better day than usual." Luna said with a bright smile.
"Yeah that wa. Wait this was a better day?"
"Yeah usually ponies are a lot more whiney than that surprisingly." she replied.
"Remind me to never accompany you to that dreadful court again." I say in my serious voice.
"Well that's no way to treat a princess and a very sexy one at that." she replied with a grin on her face.
"Well no man from where I can from ever did something that boring. Well maybe that guy who sat in solid ice for three days, but that's it." I say.
"Well I still owe you that reward so how about some this nice hot flank?" She asked.
"I think I'd like that." I say with a smile coming across my face."
"Well the come with me then." she said.
2 hours 31 minutes and 17.39 seconds later:
"You ready for round five?" she asks still panting.
"I don't know. "When your that fucking sticky its kind of a turn off, plus I've had enough sloppy seconds for a lifetime. " I reply.
"Sloppy what now?" she asks
"Ummm Never mind." I reply.
"Well what do you want to do now?" she asks.
"I thinks it's time to get us some dinner. It is around Nine." I reply.
She says "Well let's go to somewhere in Canterlot tonight. I think they opened this new Prench place that Celly said was really good."
I say "Sounds good to me, but first could we go by the infirmary? I think Blueblood and I need to have a talk. Well once he decides to wake up. Never mind lets just go what is this place called again?"
"It's called Le Lun'ar Fereti." she said
"That sounds fancy." I replied
"Well we have to make it there first." she stated
"Where would we have any prob. Oh god the paparazzi." I said.
"Don't worry I can teleport there, but our problem lies inside the establishment. Ponies are going to notice, and they are going to alert the press that going to freak out."
She said in a sad voice.
"Well then it looks like we're going public." I replied
"Wait what?" she instantly replied
"Yeah we should make a public speech tomorrow! And finally get all those ponies off our ass." I said
Luna then had a sudden interest in her hoofs. In other words she needed more persuading. I said "Well let's just go to dinner tonight at 10:00. We can try to announce our relationship a little later after we plan how to do it, and see how this works."
Little does she know I have plans for the future that could alter the course of Equestrian history forever!
Just then Pinkie hops out of a nearby plant and yells "FOREVER!"
I reel back startled and say "Pinkie how da fuck did you know what I was thinking?"
She chuckled and said "Well silly the Author told me!"
I Facehoof on impulse and ask "How in the hell did you get here though? Or for gods sakes in that plant?"
She once again giggles and says "That's for me to know and for you to find out!"
I laugh and say "Well then it's out of my power to interferer with that! Have a good day you crazy ass mother fucker!"
She yells "See ya you later!" and then gives a loud meep meep and dashes off with a cloud of smoke. Things couldnt be better today. Oh well I still have a hour until dinner tonight. What should I do? Hmmm. Just then my phone rings I instantly pick it up to see that it was Jacob.
He said "Van, your friend Octavia tried to assault me today."
I reply "Not even a hello? Your no fun."
He sighs deeply into the phone and says "Hello Van how are you?"
I reply "Very well thank you, and now about Octavia. Please elaborate."
He said "Well you know about the rule change with use being able to hide from Trixie?"
I reply "No who brought this rule in?!?"
There was a brief pause then he said "Elliott."
I reply "Oh then that's fine. Fill me in on all the details."
He takes in a deep breath and says "Well Grant got tickled to death by Trixie, then Octavia came, and tried to beat my ass for going out with Vinyl, Then she chased me down the hallways of the house and knocked Trixie against the wall on blind rage, And now Octavia is tied in the basement, and Trixe is Knocked out and locked in a closet. Advice?"
I reply "Call Vinyl, Leave Trixie, and ask Octavia what she would do for a Klondike bar. K bye."
I hang up the phone, and continue to prepare for my fancy dinner tonight. When I'm finally done I walk into the throne room to where I see Luna waiting for me. She is wearing a midnight blue dress with a black hair band. Simple and easy. I was wearing a tux with a slightly lighter tie. Until now I didn't think that ponies could wear full body tuxes, but once again this place fails to impress me. I walk to Luna and she asks "Are you ready?"
I reply "Yes I am."
She says "Good Now let's get this show on the road."
Now as requested here are some random facts on armadillos:
Armadillos always give birth to four identical babies. All four develop from the same egg, like quadruplets
The shell of a baby armadillo is as soft as a Rhuman fingernail. As they grow, bone gets deposited under the skin to harden it.
After sex, an armadillo can delay impregnation for up to 2 years
Armadillos like to swim and can even dive underwater. They can hold their breath for over 5 minutes.
They can also climb up fences and trees
Not all armadillos can curl into a ball. Only the 3 banded armadillo can do it.
The USA has the only species of Armadillo that live outside of Latin America.
Armadillos sleep up to 16 hours a day
The word Armadillo in Spanish means “little armoured one”
Armadillos have poor eyesight and so can be easily startled while foraging.
A pound of Armadillo meat contain 780 calories