>Twilight Sparkle: Attack POORLY WRITTEN BOOKS with MAGIC
You always tell PONIES that there is no such thing as a POORLY WRITTEN BOOK. You decide it should be kept that way. You take out the worst BOOKS from your SHELVES and gather them in a pile. All the disgraces to LITERATURE in one pile, ROMANCE NOVELS about BAT-PONIES, yet another terrible FOAL-LIT TRILOGY and worst of all, BOOKS with BAD KERNING. Shooting a powerful beam of MAGIC from your HORN, the atrocities explode into a storm of CHARD PAPER. Your PALACE, luckily, is not damaged, being made of CRYSTAL.
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy
>Applejack: Leave to go get INGREDIENTS for the APPLE TARTS, check the MAIL-BOX on the way
You decide that if it was APPLE BLOOM and her two (2) friends who stole your INGREDIENTS, you will let them have their fun. You put twenty (20) BITS in your SADDLE-BAG and walk towards PONYVILLE’S MARKETPLACE. Passing by the CMC’S CLUBHOUSE, you can hear the yells and splattering of EXPERIMENTAL COOKING. Should you should make sure everything is okay? Or should you just keep heading towards the MARKET?
Inventory (SADDLEBAG) 2/10: 5 APPLES, 20 bits
Status: Healthy
>Rainbow Dash: Pick up your BOOKS, sit down and start READING
You pick up your BOOKS and look through them. You have already read all of these, but it would not hurt to refresh your memory. Let’s see, you have not read this one that many times “DARING DO AND THE TOMB OF HORRORS.” You sit down and start to READ, but you are interrupted by a knock at the door.
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy
>Rarity: Go in FRONT of you to the TOWN after getting an idea for a new DRESS DESIGN
Getting some fresh air has suddenly inspired you. You shout a loud and drawn out “I-de-a.” You rush back into the BOUTIQUE and look for some RED FABRIC, finding that you only have CINNAMON. You definitely know SWEETIE BELLE and her friends are responsible for this. You put 100 BITS into your SADDLEBAG and head to the TOWN.
Inventory (SADDLEBAGS) 1/10: 100 BITS
Status: Healthy
>Fluttershy: Deliver your LETTER to BIG MAC'S MAIL BOX.... then quickly smudge out your name so it becomes anonymous out of fear for rejection
Upon making it to the SWEET APPLE ACRES’ MAIL BOX. You are about to place the letter inside, when you quickly smudge out your name. It is for the best that he does not yet know who sent it. Actually, it would probably be better for him if you left your name, but you are not going to do that.
Inventory 1/5: 5 CARROTS
Status: Healthy
>Pinkie Pie: PAINT face on PUMPKIN, add a MUSTACHE and argue about the meaning of life with it
You PAINT a rather dapper face on the PUMPKIN. You shall name it SIR GOURDINGTON. Tell me, SIR GOURDINGTON, considering that we are currently in a USER-DRIVEN STORY, what do you suppose the meaning of life is? The two of you go into a deep discussion that lasts a long time. You then place SIR GOURDINGTON in your inventory.
Inventory 1/5: SIR GOURDINGTON
Status: Healthy
>Spike: Superheat your body with DRAGON FIRE and BURN your way out of the CASTLE by walking through the wall
What? How would that even work? You are pretty sure you are incapable of superheating your body. You still try to breathe FIRE in attempt to MELT the CRYSTAL, but in doing so, a NOTE from the PRINCESS appears in your DRAGON FIRE.
Inventory 1/5: NOTE
Status: Healthy
>Derpy: Deliver LETTER to RAINBOW DASH and offer to help FLIRTING PRACTICE
Flying to RAINBOW DASH’S CLOUDOMINIUM, you listen in briefly to make sure anypony is home. You hear RAINBOW DASH talking, she seems to be trying to romance somepony. If you were anypony else, you would leave her be, but you are the MAILMARE and you must deliver this letter. You wait for her to finish and knock on the DOOR. RAINBOW DASH answers. You hand her the letter, another job well done. Before you go, you ask her if you could help her with FLIRTING PRACTICE. She blushes and slams the DOOR in your face. You are not sure what went wrong there. Oh well, better deliver the rest of these letters.
Inventory 1/10 (MAILMARE BAG): 4 LETTERS
Status: Healthy