//------------------------------// // Ch.25.5: Epic Rap Battle! Trahzo vs. Deezutra! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "EPIC FINAL RAP BATTLE! TRAHZO THE AUTHOR VS. SHOGUN DEEZUTRA!!! BEGIN!!!" Deezutra: "Do you realize you've created the bronies greatest Samurai? I'm Shining Armor's successor that's-no-lie! I'm sending you back to prison that's no joke, your escape is nothing but a hoax! 1st thing in the morning is my victory, because when your captured, it's the chair of electricity!" Trahzo: "Oh please you're nothing but support, why can't for this mission just abort! My victory is futile, I'll have you beat by a mile, I also own a winning smile, quite looking so vile, just 'cause of my superior style! Here's a tip, this is gonna be your final battle, I can tell because you're shaking like a rattle!" Deezutra: "How dare you besmirch me honor, At least I aint Facebook Friends with my mother! I'm the true hero here, even if I'm the antagonist, Your whole presence is worse than being racist!" Trahzo:" Oh Mr. 5ft Ponytail is making fun of my looks? Your army look like complete & utter mooks! Also, just so you know, and please don't hate spoilers In the sequel to Spike's 5 Rarities, I'll kill off your baby!" Deezutra:"It's truly sad that killed you her off, but I must simply scoff! Here's my adopted son Lucario, He'll continue my legacy, YO! Also, here's something that may very well matter. Your stories belong on a poo-poo platter!" Trahzo:"Time for the last burst, This is my final outburst! This is where you die, So Go-onger and cry! I'm a wonderful writer, I spin tales like a spider! Deezutra you can go suck it, cause here, I'm the master & you're nothing but a puppet! I Killed off 302, and rendered the royal family useless, you can never clean-up this hot mess! Now switching to auto-tune, So you know to go boom, this is my victory you loon! The world shall become your tomb, so sad to say bye so soon! See you never you bruiser, I've won, & you're the loser!" Then the earth blew-up so hard that the screen was having a hard time whether fading to black or white, so it faded to grey!