//------------------------------// // Ch.25: She's One Lucky Rose. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Before we announce the final ship, we'd like to take a look at the honorable mentions who look like interesting ships, but Trahzo decided not to put them in! So they'll all be getting pity dates with my co-host here." "Cool, who are they?" "Monitor, reveal thy names!" 1. Young Granny Smith 2. Prim Hemline 3. Saddle Rager 4. Zoe Trent (LPS 5. Epona (Legend of Zelda) 6. Casey (Dragon Tales) 7. Cloud Kicker. and last but not least 8. Cloud Chaser "Ooh, quite the collection." "Indeed Iron Will now get lost while I announce the final ship for the night!" She took the letter and opened it up. "Last but most certainly not least is...Roseluck, before she started hanging out with Doctor Whooves in Season 4, begin!" Spike was heading over to Rose's flower stand. "Hey Roseluck, can I have both usuals?" "Sure dear, here yah go." "Thanks." Then he paid the bits & was off. "(Oh youth, they are so foolishly in love, but then again I'm one to talk Miss 20 years old.)" Spike then returned hours later crying. "Didn't go too well did it?" "It was so ironic!" "Tell me what happened little guy." "I had just given Twilight her snack, at least that's what I thought, but then in a cruel twist of fate, she gave the bouquet to Rarity, and they kissed! Oh, just remembering my lesson on life's unfairness just makes me wanna cry more!" Then Rose put her hooves around him, trying to comfort his broken soul. "There there Spike, it's not the end of the world." "You don't understand Rose, Twilight's my Big sister & Rarity was my true love, but then they betray me!" "Don't worry, I know how it feels to have your heart broken." "You do?" "Yeah, I was in love with this stallion named Time Turner when I was in High School, and my best friend Derpy broke my heart by becoming his wife!" "That's horrible." "Yeah, but I just came to except it." "B-but I cannot except my Rarilight." "Don't worry. You're just a kid, I'm sure you'll be able to soon." "Well in the meantime can I stay here?" "Of course you can." "Thank you Rose." So after that, Spike felt a little better, every time he went to see Rose. as the days went by, Spike finally felt better, but he still goes to see her. Rose watched Spike mature into a strong handsome dragon. From that point forward, rose would sneak a peak at his physique. Her cheeks would go Rosie every time she saw them, then spike would ask why they got that way but she wouldn't tell. Don't worry Spike got over Rarilight after he became 14. The reason why is because he found a new flame, and it was as red as a rose! These 2 have crushes on each other but don't know how to confess, but after getting advice from friends, they decided to just do it. "(Okay, here he comes...)" "(Hello my beautiful rose!)" Spike went to see Rose at her stand. "Morning Roseluck." "Good morning to you Spike." "Morning Roseluck!" "Morning Pinkie." HEY GET OUTTA HERE PINKIE! Don't worry, Pinkamena already passed through my ass and is currently showering with really hot water! "Okay bye!" GOD does she get annoying! So Spike & Rose stood there awkwardly while rubbing their shoulders. "I got something to tell you!" Then they both blushed. "Umm, you go 1st." "Okay, Roseluck, during the time I've known you, you were the most understanding of my feelings, and I cannot thank you anymore than that." "Really? That means a-lot coming from you, a regular." "I am not kidding, you effected my life greatly because of your support, so that's why..." "That's why what?" "Will you, Roseluck, be my special somepony?" Her jaw dropped. "I-I was about to ask you if you could be my special somedragon." "Well, what a small world we live in." "Yep, it certainly is small, and led us to each other's hearts." Then they hugged, and then censored their kiss with the closed sign. "Aw man, I hate it when scenes do that! What's wrong with seeing 2 beings kiss huh? The censorship was completely unnecessary!" "I know, and we're not allowed to leave after Ch.25.5!" "Well, this has been the 3rd volume of Pimp Spike's Swag, enjoy whatever's left." Meanwhile... *BOOM!* "Yeah! I'm free!" I cheered. "Sir, follow us to the gardens, we got everything in order & it's a good thing we're finally commencing the operation, Vinyl was getting real bored!" Panzer explained. They were all running but then... *SHING!!!* Panzer's tank got damaged beyond repair, but he was perfectly fine. Panzer emerged, and got into another tank. "Panzer, it's Private Veetrix, keep him busy, I must defeat the captain of the royal guard in order for me to escape!" "Yes sir!" "Don't worry, my ally is still watching you in case you die!" "Got it, good luck boss!" Then as the bunch left Panzer behind, it was time for Panzerbrony to kick some serious ass! Veetrix fired a firaga, but was blocked by a shield spell. Then Panzer fired 3 tank shells, but were slashed in half! Veetrix hopped towards the tank, but then Panzer spun the cannon around countering & smacking Veetrix away, then Panzer casted a boulder spell, but Veetrix dodged, safely avoiding Tom. Then Veetrix kicked Tom towards the cannon, knocking it backwards opening the the tank-up, Veetrix then picked up Panzer by the neck, threw him into the air, jumped-up, then decapitated Panzer! After the sudden death, Panzer's body parts turned into energy. Meanwhile... "Huh? Where am I?" He turned around trying to see if there was anyone in the gray void then he was introduced to a skeleton wearing a black cloak. "AH!" "Hello, I'm the Grim Reaper, I'm the ally Trahzo spoke of." "Whoa...My master is friends with death?" "Yep, now time for you to come back to life, but before that, here take Rank-up Magic Astral Force & I'll enable you to transcend into X-mode!" Now back to the world of the living. Veetrix was returning to his pursuit, but then a portal of black ethereal energy opened up, and Panzer exited. "What? I killed you!" "You thought so, but I was given a 2nd chance!" Even though Panzer was back, he was a looking little different. He had a giant yellow zigzag-X on his face & electricity was generating from his body. "And now, I use the spell card Rank-up Magic Astral's Force! Go Shining XYZ Evolution! Come forth, Shining Number 39: Beyond the Hope! Now attack!" Then Beyond the Hope punched so hard, Veetrix was sent through 5 buildings! Panzer flew to Veetrix to make sure he was down. Veetrix got-up severely damaged. "You are very powerful, so I'll get stronger..." He then limped away. "...Next time we meet, I'll be Captain Veetrix!" "Veetrix, just who are you?" Meanwhile... "Ah, Shogun Deezutra, prepare to die!" I told him. "I believe it is you who will meet the unfortunate end." he replied to me. "Hmph, hit it Vinyl!" Then I pulled out a microphone with the echo Crystal as the speaker. Then Deezutra's magic sword turned into a microphone with a golden handle & purple speaker. "Huh? What is the meaning of this?" "It's...an epic rap battle!"