//------------------------------// // Ch.24: My Paraplegic Cutie. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is...who's Jinx?" asked Luna "She's one of the background ponies in a wheelchair in the Season 4 episode: Leap of Faith." "We're shipping Spike with a handicapped pony? Oh how sweet, begin the story." "Thank you for being my volunteer nurse Spike." "Don't mention it Jinx, it was my pleasure." Spike wanted to something very helpful to the community, he decided to volunteer as a nurse. Do not laugh, male nurses exist, just like how female doctors exist as well. So Spike was tasked with taking care of Jinx, because she's not one of those ponies who are handicapable. She freaking got tricked into using that Flim Flam tonic, because of that she felt she was very gullible, and decided she needed some help. I mean come-on, if you were fooled by the Flim Flam Brothers twice, would you think you wont be fooled a 3rd time? Well this mare sure thought so. "Spike?" "What is it Jinx?" "I was just wondering, can paraplegics still get pregnant?" "Yeah, they still have as good of a chance as mares who aren't paraplegic." "Oh that's good, because I was worried if I was the end of my family." "Huh, I don't think I know what you mean." "Oh it's just that my family is very small, we don't have any distant relatives at all!" "Seriously?!" "No, not a connection, not even an apple!" "Well, at least you now know you can still conceive." "Yeah..." Than she looked at him with a smile. Then the days went on like that, Spike assisting Jinx since Twilight didn't require his services until further notice, but you know, they had real good time together. Going to fairs, beating-up Snips & Snails, and even something as simple as reading a book, because due to the fact that Jinx is an adult, so she can buy those mature ones. They don't care who's Spike's connected to, as long as he's 17, no adult things. They would laugh, they would cry, they would hold each other close. Then one day... "So Spike I was just thinking..." " 'Sup Jinx?" "You know when we 1st met?" "Of course, how could I have not forget? You looked very happy to see me." "Well...remember the conversation when I asked you about my pregnancy?" "Yeah, wait a minute...Do you wanna..." "Yes, I want to start my own family with you!" "Jinx, I want you to know that I am not doing this outta pity for your paralysis...You are a wonderful mare, you kept me busy for months, and I've had lots of fun with you, and I wish to not let those days end!" "You really?" "Yes, really!" "Oh Spike." "Oh Jinx!" Then they hugged each other next to the seedling that will replace the tree that was destroyed during the Tirek incident. "Let's go tell our friends and family the good news." "No, not know!" Spike said at eye level "Okay!" she agreed then gave Spike a hickie. "I don't really care much about this shipping. OW!" "Send the next letter." Meanwhile... "Woo-hoo, I love my me party! Huh? Hey you're not a gua..." Then with one punch Silva knocked a stoned Prince Blueblood out. The door to the infirmary was punched down. Hunter Silva was on the hunt! He was so intimidating, that the nurses cowered in fear and ran. Soon he finally found Spikerules302's bed. "Huh? who's there?" He woke-up to find Silva right in front of his bed with the pistol! "Who the Tartarus are you?!" "I am Hunter Silva, your assassin! Spikerules302 particles detected! Now commencing extermination! Hakai!" then he fired the pistol "Ah!" "Hakai!" "AH!" "HAKAI!" "AH!" "HAKAI! HAKAI! HAKAI!" "Gaaaaaaaah!" Then Deezutra heard the shots & screams. "302!!!" Then Hunter Silva finished 302 off with 2 laser arrows each to they eyes! "Spikerules302 particles down to zero!" Now that his mission was complete, he left on his Mecha, the Balzion. Deezutra made it to the infirmary but it was far far too late!" "NOOOOOOOOO! 302!!!" He yelled to the sky! "I'll get you Trahzo, and you're gonna pay!" Meanwhile... "Black Kirin, have all the forces move out now! Spikerules302 is dead!" "You heard Panzer, it's time to spring the author!" "Yeah!"