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// Ch.23: Them Teeth. 
// Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! 
// by trahzo 
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"Next is...Oh look everypony's favorite dentist."

"Boo-yah! Colgate/Minuette, AKA the Tardis! Begin the story!"

"Pause! What do you mean Tardis Iron Will?"

"She's blue & has an hourglass cutie mark!"

Then Luna looks at him with unamused eyes.



It was now that time of the month again, no not that time you perverts! It was time to go to the dentist, and guess who's Colgate's patient today? You guessed it, Spike! Colgate loved it when Spike came for a visit, because every time he visited, he'd be letting her study the teeth of a dragon, and was she amazed, she at 1st thought dragon teeth would be similar to either Alligator or Crocodile teeth, but she couldn't have been anymore wrong when her research began, dragon teeth were incredibly more complicated then any reptilian teeth she's seen. Though, she seemed very interested in Spike, no not Spike's teeth, she was interested in Spike, but I'm pretty sure it was his teeth that she was very interested in. So as soon as the door opened...

"Hi Colgate."

"Spike!" She said with a happy smile showing only her teeth, and not her gums. "Alrighty Spikey, show me those chomper of your's, say aah."

Spike opened his jaw wide open.

"Hmm, I see somedragon has been taking acceptable care of their teeth."

"Of course!"

"Aww, aren't you such a big man?"

"Yep, I'm growing-up everyday Colgate."

"I can see that, now let me do my job, & we'll be done faster than usual."

"Yes ma'am."

So the operation began, and ended in a little over 20 minutes while Spike watched the rest of a funny movie on the T.V.

"There we go!"

"Thank you Colgate!" Then he hugged her, and Spike didn't see her blush.

"You're welcome Spike, and now..."

"And now?"

"Let's do the reverse of that one commercial."

"What commercial?"

"I'll give you a hint." She whispered to his ear. "Bow chicka wow wow."

"Oh, I see what you mean! Bring it on!" Then Colgate jumped onto Spike's waist & then they started making out.

"Ew, that imitation tooth paste we use really sucks!"

"I know, and as a loophole, this isn't a drink or food"

"Correct Spike."'

Then they went back to abusing that loophole.



"Yeah, the fact that Spike has unique teeth in Ponyville could be a good reason why Spike & Colgate could be shipped. Now send the next letter!"

Then a T.V. entered the room.

"Huh? Hey there's a letter from the author. It Reads:

Dear Moon Glue & 2 dozen cheeseburgers: (Well!)

This T.V. will show you what is happening outside.

signed the soon to be free Trahzo.

"What an amazing strategist, that he'd even play fair in some areas."

"I wonder what he has planned, we're so close to the end!"