"FIRAZA!!!"
"Uwaaaaaah!" A mind controlled guard cried. "Huh? What happened?"
"Yes, I managed to break the mind control! Now tell me boy, where are the conspirators? Do you remember anything, anything at all?"
"No sir, I'm sorry. I'm so-so sorry!"
"Grr...dismissed!"
Meanwhile...
"Next is...who's Maud Pie?"
"The surprise 3rd sister of Pinkie Pie."
"Pinkie has 3 sisters!?"
"Yep, and she's a great match for Spike despite being Pinkie's un-excited opposite."
"This is gonna be a short story isn't it?"
*Bitch slap!*
"OW! HEY!"
"Shut-up Iron Will, you're just my co-host."
"Princess Luna!" A voice called from behind the door.
"Yes, what is it guard?"
"You & Iron Will wont be able to exit Celestia's study until after Chapter 25.5."
" *sigh* If you're having trouble, let us help out, you don't need to worry about my safety...huh?" She tried opening the door but it wouldn't budge."
"What is the meaning of this?!"
"Don't worry Princess, I'll bring it down, Hi-yah! OW!"
"Like I said, you wont be able to leave until after Chapter 25.5!"
"Let us out of here right now or you're banished!"
"I'm not even a citizen, I'm a robot who was paid to assassinate Spikerules302 as he rests in the infirmary! Now analyzing Spikerules302 particles! Particles detected due east!"
"Let us out! and also, begin the story already!"
"Om nom nom...these gems taste so good Maud!"
"Only the best for my darling."
Maud came for a surprise visit one day to say happy birthday to her sister Pinkie Pie, only to run into Spike, who was running away from home. He had enough of Ponyville, and enough of Rarity! He didn't want to see it again even though it meant leaving his genius best friend Princess Twilight Sparkle, ruler of the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom. Mouthful am I right? But that's when he bumped into Maud as soon as the doors opened, Spike decided to sprint with his suitcases, but then BAM! Maud asked if he was okay & why he had tears running down his cheeks. Spike explained his situation & Maud like a really good friend listened to all the details, and comforted him in his time of need since Twilight was very busy with organizing her kingdom meaning no time for her surrogate son/little brother...oh, and her friends let's not forget them. She wiped those tears away, and just for him, smiled & told him to cheer-up. After the birthday party, Spike & Maud started writing to each other everyday from there. Maud tells him about the extraordinary rocks she's studying, Spike writes about his all of his gem hunts, and when Maud visits, she gives him some rocks, that taste as good as gems & she eats whatever gems he gives her. Wow, it was like a match made in heaven. Then one day...
"I'm so happy Spike!"
"Me too Maud, You are one awesome mare despite not showing your enthusiasm."
"Yay, Spike's now my brother-in-law!"
"Also, he's now our Cousin-in-law." Applebloom added.
"Eeyup."
"Wait, by that logic, that means Twilight is is an In-law as well!" Applejack explained.
"Oh my gosh, you're fucking right! I gotta go hug our auntie-in-law!"
So the wedding happened, and Maud was smiling the longest she's ever smiled in history. There was a cake fight because Pinkie & I got into a fight, she wanted to interrupt me again during my narrating, but I slapped her really hard before she could do so. Then there was a dance, well me & Pinkie did the forbidden dance where in which we got kicked out for starting 2 fights! Then again, they let her back in, and made me hang upside down from my right foot and be the mirror ball. Then they finally let me free, so I get to laugh at the ponies fighting over the bouquet. So Maud moved into the castle, where Maud got all the funding she needed for her research as a rock scientist, isn't that suppose to be geologist? Any who, Spike & Maud couldn't be any happier then they were now, and Maud even kept her smile up for much longer this time, as long as Spike & Pinkie were by her side, she took baby steps into fully expressing her feelings like the sister Pinkie imagined.
"Aw, how sweet, but can somepony get us outta here?!"
"Princess Luna, I found a way to send letters into Celestia's study, luckily my baby dragon: Senile V. Wong, knows how to send letters just like Spike. You ready Senile?"
"You got it boss!" agreed the dragon standing next to him. "Here come's the next letter!"