"Next is..."
"Autmn Gem, hey a Crystal Pony."
"Now I'm worried." Said Princess Luna.
"Why?"
She then looked at him with a what do you think face.
"Oh right, Spike eats gems, so we may be looking at something very explicit."
"Begin the story now."
"Hello? I'm here?" Spike called out.
He was told to meet his secret admirer at a designated address in the Crystal Empire. Then he noticed his favorite 2 gems.
"Ooh, green gem, ooh, sapphire, ooh, green gem, ooh sapphire." He followed the trail all throughout the Crystal Empire, even passing through the mare's bath house, but they didn't seem to mind since it was Great & Honorable Spike the Brave & Glorious and all, crap I just used and all, that's what I get for reading Catcher & the Rye. All well, Spike followed the trail until...
"..Ooh green gem, ooh a sapphire." Then a box fell on top of him, he tried to struggle out, but the pony on holding down the box was too strong, so he tried to burn his way out, but it seems that the box was layered with some crystal dust making it difficult to burn. I apologize for those who have allergies to bullshit & bull crap.
"Hey, come-on, let me out, I should have known this was a trap! Oh listen here you son of a bitch or daughter of a bastard, I'm gonna fracking kick your flank and make you die in New Jersey!"
But no reply, not even a shut-up Meg. Spike could have said he was hungry to let him out, but it's only been 5 minutes after eating that trail of gems. Then Spike realized he had claws, so he tried scratching his way out, but that pesky crystal dust lining was just so hard to get through. Sorry for making you guys sneeze, break out in a rash or hives, or make you change color in disgust, but please just shut-up until we find the culprit. Finally, spike was released from the box & found himself in a guest room at the Crystal Empire Castle.
"Huh?"
"Hello my lovely gem eating love interest."
He turned around & a Crystal Pony who was shining brighter than the average bear, I-I-I mean Crystal Pony, sorry I just had to make that joke.
"Hey I know you, aren't you that Crystal pony me & Twilight talked to when you guys came back after 1000 years?"
"Yes, I'm Autmn Gem, I just wanted to thank you personally for saving us all!"
"Well you're welcome, so I'll be leaving now..." Then the door slammed shut.
"Whoa!"
"Sorry, but I want to give you an award for saving us all!"
"Okay, after you give me my award, can leave after?"
"Yes, if you'd even want to." Autmn then got onto the bed, and spread out her body. "Now, have a taste."
"Wh-what?!" Spike asked embarrassed.
"Don't dragons like to eat gems? So how's about you become the 1st ever dragon in history to taste a Crystal Pony?"
Spike's blush got even bigger. "Well, it'd be rude if I just refused a kind offer like th-this."
Spike then got onto the bed, and started licking.
"Wow, you taste great!" Spike told Autmn. "Uh Autmn?"
No reply, the happy mare was in ecstasy as soon as the reptilian tongue made contact.
"Uh Autmn Gem?"
She was only twitching.
"Don't stop now, continue, please!"
"You don't have to tell me twice."
"Oh Celestia!"
"She's busy talking with delegates, so for now, I'm your God!"
"I'm taking a shower."
"I'm gonna go to the guest shower. Make sure the next letter is here when we get back."
Meanwhile...
"Alright mares & stallions, I know there aren't that many of us, but we all have immense powers! So, as we stand by, get your weapons, armors, skills, and what ever else ready to attack!" Black Kirin told my 64 subscribers.