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// Ch.18: Flittering Emotions. 
// Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! 
// by trahzo 
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Deezutra has just captured a conspirator.

"Gotcha, now tell me where are the others!?"

"Fuck you! I'm a suicide bomber."

Then Deezutra threw him before he detonated.

*BOOM!*

"(These conspirators are crafty. What are your plans Trahzo!?)"

Now we go back to Celestia's study.

"Next is...Flitter."

"Who's that?"

"She's Cloudchaser's twin sister, Flitter only had one interaction with Spike, and that was to ask what Spike's anemometer does, but dumbed down."

"Hahaha, I loved that episode."

"So did the author, now begin the story!"




"Weeeeeee!" Spike was riding through the sky on Flitter's back. "Do an aileron roll."

"You got it Spike." So she started spinning in place. Yeah, Fox's trademark maneuver in which he spins the arwing in place is technically called an aileron roll, also I don't care who wont let me do that because I just don't want to see confused people go under that misconception.

"Wait Flitter stop, I'm getting dizzy."

"Hmm, hmm, hmm, sure master."

"I am no-one's master! I'm just having tons of fun with my friend."

Flitter rolled her eyes at that, but she only agreed to fly Spike around because of her plan to tear Spike's eyes away from Rarity. They soon made it to Flitter's home.

"Alright Spike, come-on in."

"Sure thing buddy."

Flitter felt a mental pain from being called any variation of friend.

"Make yourself at home okay Spike, I'll be back in a jif, you can help yourself to anything in the fridge, just don't touch Cloudchaser's booze."

It was sarcastically minellium, millellium, minetllium? Oh no wait, let's use spell check, ah-ha! It sarcastically took a Millennium for Flitter to come out of her room, but then she soon finally returned.

"I'm back Spike."

"Oh finally, I just finished off all of your chocolate pringles...." As soon as she made it down the final step, damn! She was wearing, a very beautiful dress, a dazzling necklace, and styled her mane to look like Rarity's. Spike became absolutely speechless.

'Soooo...what do you think Spikey-wikey, or would you prefer Spikey-poo, or maybe precious scales?" She asked as she came closer to him. Spike's heart started beating very fast.

"So, what would you like master Spike?"

He was thinking of all of the "things" they could do, but in the end, Spike managed to return to his un-infatuated self.

"Flitter?"

"Yes master Spike?"

"You don't need to look like Rarity to be with me, you could've just asked."

"But Spike, without the manestyle, you'd reject me!" Tears began forming, but Spike managed to wipe her eyes before the 1st tear went down.

"Flitter, to know somepony went this far for me, is enough to win me over." He said with a heart warming smile.

"Oh Spiiiike." Then she hugged him & Spike patted her back as she sobbed with tears of joy.

"Flitter, I'm home." Said Cloudchaser. "Uh...what am I looking at?"

"My boyfriend has a heart of gold!"

"Oookay, guess this gives me an excuse to call my friends over & drink to celebrate."

Dammit, she ruined the moment with something hilarious.



"You know, Spitter: Spike X Flitter would make sort of sence if they did it, wouldn't it?"

"I kinda see them hanging out, now get the next letter!"

Meanwhile...

"Hello guard, I've come to relieve you, dismissed!"

"Thank you sir." Then after the guard left.

"Here, the echo crystal, but what do you need this for?"

"That's a secret, for the final battle in Chapter 25.5, understood Bloody Brandy?"

"Fine!"

"Now go give this to Fatboi, he needs it to keep Celestia sleeping during the final battle!"

"Yes sir!"

"(Deezutra, I'm gonna serve that ass of your's, I just need all the pieces to fit the puzzle!)"