//------------------------------// // Ch.16: The Milf Chronicles Final Episode: Tasting a Cupcake // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Let me out, I gotta go stop Panzer!" "NO!" "It's only a concussion!" "Damn it 302, they said that from that defeat, you broke 3 ribs & severely fractured 5 more! Then you crushed your own spleen, then also, your lungs are half filled with water & your heart is beating real slowly! Let's not forget, you left femur being cracked down the middle! You must stay here until you make a full 100%, you got it? I made a promise to my predecessor Captain Shining Armor that I wouldn't let any of my men die because of some foolish pride, I know what I am doing, so stay right here!" "Fine!" "Next is..." "Cupcake!" "You hear that?" "Noooooo, not another married character!" I shrieked in agony. "Too bad, as long as you're in that cell, you must ship Spike with another married character." "(Hmm, hmm, hmm, oh Luna you have no idea of what me & my allies are capable of!)" "Now, begin the story!" At 1st, it was just a dirty lie in the episode: Ponyville Confidential, but as the years went on by, they began to split apart, but on the I think bright side, They gave the store to Pound & Pumpkin before the divorce. So now Carrot & Cup moved out of Sugarcube Corner & live in separate homes, where they return after work because they still work at that sweet shop, how awkward am I right? "Ugh..." Spike awoke with a headache. "Good Morning Spike." Said a voice from the left of him "Whoa! Cupcake, where'd you come from?" "You silly dragon, don't you remember last night?" "Last night?" "Yep, look here." Then she gave him the pictures & DVD. Spike was very shocked to see all the sins he committed last night: Banging your bro's wife, telling your bro to fuck off, and the worst sin of all, a selfie! THE HORROR!!! "Oh Spike, you are such a sweet dragon." "I-I am?" "Of course, you helped me move out of that apartment, you gave me a good home, and you even filled the void in my heart after Carrot Cake created it." "Wow." "I know, you are my savior, I can't really live by myself and I've been really lonely after Carrot Cake started going out with that other mare, he accuses me of cheating? I've seen him fooling around with that fucking bitch for 4 years!" "Yeah, I've seen her around a-lot, even after closing." "Oh well, at least I have a big, strong, young, handsome, dragon by my side now!" "Yeah Cupcake, why would he ever break-up with such a beautiful mare? I sure hope you don't hate me for saying this, but you're a freaking cougar!" "Kukuku, Mraw." "So he's not so mad that I broke the bro code and started dating you? His former mare?" "No, he's always been an easy going guy, so I'm sure he'll forgive you for calling him a smelly big chinned numbskull who can't tell the difference between a good mare & a skank if they were wearing shirts to indicate who they were." She said while nuzzling his neck. Spike was speechless. "Hey, don't let it getcha down though." "Yeah, I shouldn't, now what is this DVD?" "Our sex tape." She said with bedroom eyes. "Sex, tape?" "Yeah, you were real excited when we started filming." She cooed "Is that so?" "Yeah, and look at my back." She turned to show the scratches Spike gave her on her back. "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry." "It's fine, I'm okay." "You sure?" "Yes." "Cupcake, you're so forgiving." "Of course, I managed to maintain my friendship with Carrot Cake because of how forgiving I am & how forgiving he is." "Oh." "Now I'm gonna go to work, see you soon Spike." "I'll visit you." Then they kissed, and Cupcake went to the bathroom, get her hair done & her work clothes on. "The author couldn't really ship those 2 could he?" "Hey, there are crack ships that must be created, get the next letter Private Veetrix!"