//------------------------------// // Moves Like Jagger // Story: Creepy Weirdo 'Not Pinkie' // by Haunting You //------------------------------// Darkness. "Hey, she's-" Voice? "Yeah I see-" Opening my eyes , the ones I didn't even know I had shut, I peered up to the voice, trying to force it to be coherent, which naturally wouldn't have worked. Though, you can't blame me for trying. Oh wait. Yes you can. "She's looking at us, does-" I now knew there was more than one person though. Everything was all fuzzy, and their words...Their voices. It was like they were coming from far away. What had even happened? It was maybe even like I was underwater, or something. I had only the fattest headache right now. I didn't even know why, all I know is I should be at a hospital by now. Peering at the blobs I idly noticed that I was laying on a bed and that the people that were surrounding me were very colorful. It was only then, when I perceived the colors did the sharp pain enter my skull, it was another hanger perhaps? A lightning addled brain even. I clenched my eyes shut. "Ughh...my head." I groaned in an oddly speaking voice. "Ah! She's coherent!" One of the voices spoke up after a second of silence. "I shall be back, stay here." The blob moved out the room. "It would seem so." Soon my vision cleared up, and before me stood a pony. A pony with a nurse outfit? Nurse Redheart? I gurgled something out I would dare to call words. "Hiiii Nurssiiiieeee." "Hello dear, um, care to explain why you fell out the sky?" She seemed genuinely concerned and curious. So I decided to be truthful. "My name is Pinkie Pie, and I'm here to brighten your day...Ow..." She shook her head to my answer. "Right then, you seem to be in a lot of pain...You should, take it easy." Nodding weakly, I glanced outside the window, and my eyes widened in horror at what I saw. When I came here, I expected a big happy pony land in abit of distress, this certainly was not what I expected. Ponies in the street were trudging wherever they needed to go, their heads hung low to the ground depressingly and without any hope, the everywhere I looked was gray scaled. Gray, everywhere. Even looking to the hospital room I was in, it was quite eerie. under Nurse Redheart's eyes there were bags, she seemed to be the only one or thing that carried color. Weirdly, when I woke up the whole world was colorful. Now, there was none, like something sucked it all up in the time I was gathering my wits. Oddly enough, the only thing that was colored was the bed that I laid on. It was very vibrant, and I'll admit, I felt very warm on the bed. Though, that might have just been my new coat I was feeling. I felt at peace, my headache even faded away. A grin bloomed on face, And as I did, I could have sworn the very room I was in slowly was gaining back it's color while I was cheesing. Nurse Redheart started gaining color too, infact her face was turning red as she looked at me with something I couldn't tell. She reached out her hoof to me, longingly. As if she wanted to touch me, which I would gladly let her do... What? I'm still me. Not quite Pinkie. I gave her a smile to encourage her to come and touch me, however that may have sounded. She obliged hopefully, slowly reaching out. I reached to her with my own hoof, and soon, our hooves met, making a small clopping sound. ZZZZZT! With both sides yelping, we both pulled back from each other, me more so than here. "OW!" I moaned. "..." That was Nurse Redheart's reply, as she sat there looking at me with wide adoring eyes, I turned my head away from her. She was too cute, I couldn't look any longer! Regardless of what I did she stood there, gaping at me. Her face was flushed, she bit her bottom lip before her ears folded down on her head, I could see from the corner of my eyes. I took a sneak peak, only to realize she was still looking too. "Oops-" I quieted down as I realized I verbally gave away my thoughts. Turning back away from her quickly like I had never even done it in the first place. "Uh, sorry about that. I don't know what happened!" "It's...okay, um...a-are you o-okay?" She began a slow trot to me, taking a few steps since we only pulled away. I couldn't help but notice that she was blushing awfully hard. It occurred to me that somehow she might have developed a crush on me quite instantly. It had to have had something to do with that shock. I glanced down as something caught my eye, it was my cutie mark. I was expected a pair of ballons, but instead of that when I looked down I saw- The Elements of Harmony, and the Crystal Heart! They were all in perfect form, somehow I had manifested the powers to give ponies emotions, probably a huge jolt of emotion, and the ultimate form of harmony is love.Plus with the crystal heart, love was much more than just regular love, for friends and family. But with the amount of magic and power behind that, I was like fucking Mick Jagger. With enough conviction I could make ponies fall in love with me just with the way I act. Besides that, I was a walking manifestation of The Elements of Harmony. Which means Nurse Redheart didn't have a crush on me at the moment. No, she was in love with me. Now normally I would be happy, but it didn't feel right. It felt like cheating. But sadly, even if it eats me up on the inside, I have to make every single sentient creature fall in love with me. Discord wasn't telling me everything here when he sent me here. That clever fuckable bastard. I had to do this, not just for the sake of my three wishes, but the ponies here included. No, not just the ponies, but dragons, griffons, changelings, you get it. This was not going to be an easy thing to do. Suddenly, I felt something against my lips, it was Nurse Redheart! She was kissing me while I was spaced out, not sure if creepy or adorable. She pulled away from me after about two seconds and fainted upon the ground, thrashing about on the ground with her tongue out and kicking her hooves in the air, her eyes were glazed over as she was panting, it took me a minute to realize what was happening. She was having an orgasm...just from kissing me. Wow, if that's what it's like just kissing I wonder what it's like- No, bad Pinkie. Guiltily, I watched her spasm on the floor, because not only it was cute, but it pleased me deep down inside. Well, it seemed that the elements sent her the ultimate form of pleasure. Climax. Now I knew, my sexual desire got the best of my new abilities. Fuck. "What's going on here? Redheart, are you alright?" The other voice that was in here with us earlier, that was male walked in with a concerned look on his face. He shot a look at me demanding to know if I had done something, to which I just looked offended at (even if I did do it). He gave me an apologetic look before kneeling down to his co-worker and was about to touch her when she suddenly hopped up, drooling and staring at me with a hungry look, but it didn't look lustful. "Uh, Pinkie Pie was it? Such a lovely name..." She stepped closer to me, whispering. "A name fit for an angel, like yourself..." I coughed, taken back, the power of love was real in this one. "W-would you like to go to dinner with me? I'll pay for anything you like!" Free food!? Now, let me take you through something about me real quick. I'm from a place called Saint Louis, there at Saint Louis, you'd find any black joke you could crack would almost be true with a few exceptions. When someone was offered free food at where I live at, they'd be the best friend you could ever have. That includes me, welcome to saint louis, where everyone was was on a seafood diet. We sea food, we eat it. We're a bunch of fat mother fuckers. Which is why when she offered me food I was quick to say yes. "Of course!" "Nurse Redheart! Romance with our patients is- Oh forget it..." It seemed he had zero fucks to give anymore with how sad he was, he left, shutting the door behind him with his unicornly magic. Nurse Redheart got all in my face, giving me kick peck on the lips again unexpectedly. THUMP "Agggghhh!" Once again she was on the floor looking like she was convulsing, this time gurgling. I face-hooved. We sat outside a bakery that wasn't the Cake's bakery. She had a small sandwich and cupcake, complete with a drink. The sub sandwich had a bunch of stuff that wasn't hay suprisingly. I was an awesome cook, so later I'd whip me up some fatty foods. Meanwhile, I was stuffing my face with the five hoof long that she bought me. I stuffed half the whole thing in my gullet, it was like an orgasm- In my mouth. RedHeart was watching me eat my sandwich with a creeper level of intensity. She was drooling the whole time. I swallowed my part of the sandwich I stuffed in my mouth. And patted my belly. Her gazed was staring at my throat, for whatever reason. I moaned loudly, that bit of food was more than enough for me at the minute. "I can't swallow anymore." Redheart's nose started bleeding. "Are you okay!?" I cried out. She nodded furiously, and wiped her snout off with a napkin from the table we were at, the umbrella blocked the sun. "So, I know this may be a major thing to say, but I'm a hobo. And I travel. So...Yeah, thanks for umm...saving me, but I have to keep moving." She blinked at me, then a heart broken look passed upon her face. Oh shit. "I mean! I um,-" She held up a hoof, silencing me. "Poor Pinkie...Homeless. Why, you can live with me! Yes! Do that! Come with me!" Wait, it seemed like she had this planned out... "Wait, you already knew I was homeless?" I asked, dreading the answer. She nodded compassionately. Oh boy...I needed to go, before something bad happened. "And, I know that you're quite tired. Especially after that big meal...You should take a nice little nap." What. Suddenly everything was getting blurry, I already knew what was going on. My hooves shot to my throat. "Y-You drugged me?" I felt betrayed, which showed in my eyes apparently as she panicked. "No- I mean yes! But, I won't do anything! Wait, I can fix this! I thought it'd help!" She started crying, and choking on her tears, suddenly the world was sideways, and I collapsed on the ground, my world going dark. "PINKIE!"