Permission to FREAK OUT!? (sequel to Lost, on the heat of battle. a TF2 and MLP crossover.)

by heavy weapons brony


a Hastily written chapter about nothing.

Fluttershy had passed out on her journey to wherever Meemcopter was taking her,but quickly awoke when she felt herself drop.


“EEEP”!


Flutters landed in a sort of bowl made from branches and the bloody pelts of several woodland animals.


Flutters sprang to her feet, something in the nest jostled. At first the thought they were eggs, but turned out to be a small collection of small bottles.the bottles were blue and had a red cross on them and were the sort of bottles used to dispense medicine.



Fluttershy screwed one open, it quickly disappeared and a small +35 floated momentarily above her head.


The bandages fell from Fluttershys face, all the wounds she sustained from scuttle bucket were healed.


“MEEEM” Fluttershy’s amazement was shattered by Meemcopters call, Meemcopter was silently perched on the side on the nest looking down at Fluttershy with curiosity.


“Oh, hello there, what did you say? i didn’t catch that.”


“MEEEM!”


“Eggs? Im sorry these are just bottles.”


“Meem?”


“Yes, Im sure they won’t hatch into your beautiful young and consume my flesh.”


“Meem.”


“Oh you poor thing, do you need a hug?”


“Mem-mem.” Meemcopter nodded.


“Oh come here.”


Fluttershy and Memcopter shared a warm embrace, Fluttershy noticed the nest was on the side of a nearby mountain, near the river.


The Scout emerged from the bushes behind Meemcopter.


“Oh you poor thing, how about you comeback to my house?” Flutters elected to keep Meemcopter distracted.


Scout got low and pulled out a large hammer.


“Meem?”


“Well there’s a bear, some birds,....”


“MEEEM!?”


“Oh? do you like birds?”


*Foosh,..SMACK!







Dic soupcan and his band sat idly at their camp, thinking of something to do.


“FOR THE QUEEN!!” A raspy voice, nearly ten Black humanoid creatures jumped from the bushes.


Dic immetly attacked with his Eyelander, he quickly dispatched two of the Black Changeling human creatures, but found the rest very skilled swordsmen.


A the band began to be pushed back Dic soupcan made a call.


“GO!” he shouted to his friends, Skuttlebucket got the mesage and quickly slid into the dense grass cover.


An AnthroChangling guard them jumped on Big Mac’s back and grabbed his mane.


Spyper quickly killed the guard with his Smg, then led Big Mac after Scuttlebucket.


Seeing that his friends escaped, Dic Soupcan took out a bottle of scrumpy and threw it onto the campfire, the high proof alcohol exploded everywhere. Causing the Anthrochanglings to back off.


Dic then took the opportunity to chase after his friends. They all regrouped and ran deeper into the forest, soon the sound of Anthrochanglings bounding through the forest in pursuit followed.


Dic scanned the forest looking for a place to hide, after about an half hour of running through the forest, The band came upon a old tone door in the side of a mountain. Dic ran ahead and opened it, the rest of his crew ran in and Dic ran in behind them.



The sounds of the AnthroChanglings running past, echo softly from the dark camber our heros were hiding in.


As soon as they were gone, Dic went to open the large stone door to find it didn’t budge, After another half hour of the whole group pushing on the door, they all gave up.


“Ah don't like this Dic, mah parents warned me never to go wandering in the everfree, they say canterlot used to bury its dead in chambers like this a long time ago” Mac said with concern.


Spyper lit a match and found the wall had torches, he picked one up and lit it.


“Let us move!,...Get bloody going!” Spyper commanded jabbing his finger towards the tunnel leading deeper into the chamber.


Dic marched out ahead, and everyone else followed. After a few minutes, the group heard a growl. The paused and pulled out their weapons, and continued walking.







“Poot Poot Poot!” Poot bird shouted in confusion as the ground beneath him rumbled, Explosions rang out, drawing closer.


Then a rocket flew overhead a struck a massive oak tree, it exploded in half, sending the upper half flying threw the air, and landing on top of Pootbirds head.


“POOT!” The tree half snapped in half, knocking Heavy on his butt.


“Oooo, Heavy feel funny.”


Over the horizon and massive group of Soldier appeared, a small attachment left the massive group and surrounded Heavy.


“Spy!”


“That Heavy is a Spy!”


“Boys we have a traitor!”


All the Soldier’s then collectively began beating on heavy with melee weapons, after a few seconds the Soldiers found that heavy was indeed not a Spy and left to rejoin their group.


Heavy broke out of his stupor.


“SOLDIER!! wait!!” Heavy got up, and bounded after the group.






“So now they walk on two legs? like you?” Twilight asked, They had now returned to Twilight's library


“yea, after we got medic we happened on Demo, i was just about to jump him so medic could cure him and they attacked, lucky we got away,” Scout answered.


“Lucky indeed, okay it mentions something in this book about Changelings like you described,...oh dear,”


“Wait is it?” Scout asked.


“It says that they ruled all of equestria thousands of years ago, until a creature from another world came and stopped them,”


“Who?”


“Will you get avay from me!?”


Scout and Twilight tuned to see Medic return from the basement wrapped in something pink.


“Aww just let me have your get better beamy thingy It Tickles!” Pinkie shouted.


“AAh!! I already regret healing this one!” Medic shouted.


"Is Rainbow's wing okay?" Twilight asked.


"The colorful one will be flying in no time, ze healbeam does wonders," Medic grunted trying to escape Pinkies grasp.


“Wait!, whats that noise?” Scout asked.


A faint noise of hundreds of marching footsteps rumbled through the building, the group walked out of the front door to investigate.


A huge square formation of Soldiers was marching through the main street of ponyville.



“This city is hereby seized and occupied by TF industries! Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!!!!” Soldier (The real one) barked from in front of the formation.


“Oh dear,” Twilight uddered.







Dic shoved his sword trough the chest of the last zombie pony in the main chamber of the burial site.


The whole group felt relieved, all they had been doing was fighting the strange zombie ponies that seemed to inhabit the chamber, they were dry and looked like they had been buried for a hundred years, which makes sense considering they were armour and held weapons from long ago.


The group removed their weapons and looked around looking for a way out, Dic wondered to a large stone with writing all they way down it, he didn’t understand any of it at the top was a carving of a black, humanoid creature holding a ponies head and a sword


Dic walked to the wall to examine it more closely, then three strange words a the bottom began to glow a brilliant blue, mist snaked from them and surrounded Dic, he took a step back and gave his team a worried look, then as quickly as it came. the mist vanished and the letters fell dull.



WORDS OF POWER LEARNED


OI-KA-BOOM


ATTENTION/FORCE/DESTRUCTION