We all know about the fun, weird, kind, annoying, slick, crazy, magical, exciting, heartfelt, and fast-paced characters of four of the best shows ever: "My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic", "Regular Show", "Steven Universe", and the original series from Netflix, "Turbo FAST". But what would it be like if these guys ever met, hung out, and went on an epic yet insane adventure? Basically it goes like this: In Ponyville, Spike, the Mane 6, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, led by Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle, were gathered in the library, (go figure), of Twilight's own castle, watching in awe as Twilight tries to test out a new spell she's just created, which will allow for travel to other dimensions, it works, but not without a backfire or two as the newly-created portal sucks Twilight and her friends to an unknown destination. In The Park, the "Park Strikers" ,(in honor of their bowling team from "Skips Strikes"), along with Cart and Quips, were helping Skips clean out some extra junk to better empty out his room, until Muscle Man stumbles upon a weird medallion in the shape of an hourglass, but with the solar system engraved on it, and in his own funny yet messed up way, and swings it around with his shirt off, activating the ancient relic, and sending the Park Strikers off somewhere else in a flash. In Turbo-Town, ( formally known as Starlight City), Turbo and his gang, the Fast Action Stunt Team, were going for a few laps around their race track while reluctantly helping to test out a new hi-tech line of powerful boosters built by Skidmark, (cool guy, but a total paranoid nutcase if you ask me), to make them faster than they've ever been, but as they were about to make their twelfth lap while also about to pass Turbo's older yet overly-safe brother, Chet, who was helping with checking their time, the boosters prove to work too well as the team went so fast, that the second they pass the finish line, the team suddenly vanished along with Chet. Not long afterward, the Mane 6 and Crusaders, the Park Strikers, and the FAST team all appeared and landed in a familiar place known to us as:Beach City.
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It was roughly five minutes when the three groups landed in their own way on a beach, and it wasn't long when the sparks started to fly.
"Dude, this is messed up", said Mordecai.
"Messed up like a fox! Zingo!", shouted Quips.
"Yeah, right, this coming from a freakishly tall blue bird", said Rainbow.
"Actually, he's a blue jay", said Fluttershy in a near whisper.
"Same thing! Whoever you chumps are, you got some nerve if you think you can take us on!", shouted Rainbow.
"Hey! Back off kid! We didn't even do anything yet! And you guys think I'M a jerk sometimes! Ow!", said Rigby, followed by a punch in the shoulder by Mordecai.
"Not helping, dude", said Mordecai in a calm yet angry tone.
"Look everyone, I don't really know what's going on here, but something tells me that we must all be pretty unique to be here, wherever 'here' is, apart from being on some beach", said Turbo.
"Wow! You weren't kidding about UNIQUE! I've never seen a pants-wearing Yeti before!", shouted Skidmark after racing toward Skips, followed by zooming toward Rarity, "And a unicorn with a purple-colored mane! Amazing!"
"I beg your pardon, but what is wrong with you?", asked Rarity while weirded out.
"SO MUCH!!", yelled Skidmark with pure excitement.
"So I've noticed", said Rarity, "By the way, since we're on a beach, I think I may as well take a little stroll".
"Actually, Rarity, I don't think now's a good time for that", said Twilight, "Especially since we all got off on the wrong hoof here".
"Yeah, I guess so. I think introductions are in order, dude", said Mordecai.
"Ugh! Introductions?! LAME! Ow!", shouted Rigby, along with another punch from Mordecai, followed by strong yet brief introductions, and soon enough, the three groups were in harmony with one another.
"Alright, this has been nice and all, but I don't suppose we all put our heads together and figure out where we are?", said Whiplash, before he and the others quickly and finally noticed a little town that's behind them, but not too far, and a water tower looming over the whole town with it's name on it, literally, "'Beach City'? Huh, never heard of that place before".
"Maybe, because this world isn't any of ours, you idiot!", shouted Benson.
"You got something to say to me, gum ball boy?! Say it to my face!", shouted Whiplash as he and Benson were furiously ready for a rumble, until Twilight got involved, (stopping fights is one of the things she's best known for).
"Calm down, you two! This isn't helping!", shouted Twilight, but unable to get through to them.
"Tell that to the smart-mouthed candy machine here!", shouted Whiplash.
"At least I'm not a three-time loser like you, shell head!", shouted Benson as he and Whiplash were just about to duke it out, until Twilight suspends them in mid-air in a pair of light-purple magic bubbles.
"What are you doing?! Let us out of here!", yelled Benson.
"Not until you two calm yourselves down", said Twilight.
"Really?", asked Whiplash and Benson in unison.
"Yes, really!", shouted Twilight.
"Fine then", said those two in unison once again, and just like that, Twilight lowered them to the ground and "deactivates" the bubbles.
"There we go, now we need to learn more about this world", said Twilight, "So I suggest we head into town and see what we can find out from the residents".
"Hold up! Learning? Asking? Dude, this reminds me of school! I hated school", said Rigby.
"Same here!", shouted Rainbow.
"Let's just go", said Twilight as she and the others began to explore the town, just as they entered the city, they encountered a girl sitting nearby with dark hair and glasses, wearing some kind of overalls, reading a little book while sitting on a nearby bench.
"Hey kid! Think you could help us out? We're kinda lost or something", said Mordecai, that's when the girl took notice and was a little startled by having a strange band of individuals asking for help.
"I'm guessing you guys aren't from around here", said the girl.
"You guessed right, name's Mordecai, this here's my best pal Rigby, along with Benson, Pops, Skips and his cousin Quips, Cart, Thomas, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost, Twilight, Spike, Rainbow, Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, AppleBloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Turbo, Whiplash, Burn, Smoove Move, White Shadow, Chet, and Skidmark", said Mordecai, giving the introductions on everyone's behalf.
"Sup", said Rainbow.
"It's a pleasure", said Twilight.
"Hey there", said Rigby.
"White Shadow!", shouted Shadow,
"Tell me if you've seen any suspicious-looking guys around here that seem pale white and huge black bulbous eyes! Like this!", shouted Skidmark as he quickly pulled out a crudely drawn picture of an alien, followed by ominous alien music coming from among them, only to find it's coming from Smoove Move playing a creepy tune from his speakers.
"I always play the right tune for the right time, baby", said Smoove, followed by a brief moment of the others staring at him in irritation.
"Haters", said Smoove in response to that, followed by a slight chuckle by the girl.
" *chuckles* It's nice to meet you all", said the girl," My name's Connie, I can show you guys around town if you want".
"That's not such a bad idea", said Whiplash.
"Well Connie, lead the way", said Turbo as Connie guided the group throughout town, and introducing them to so many faces, from the Pizza Family of Fish Stew Pizza, to Fryman and his youngest son Pee-Dee of Fryman's Fries, to Sadie and Lars of the Big Doughnut, and they were now walking along the docks.
"So girl, what's your story? Better be good", said Burn.
"Oh, well a while ago, with my dad working as a private security guard, me and my parents moved around a lot, since he worked for a bunch of different beaches", said Connie.
"So how'd ya end up sticking with this place?", asked Applejack.
"Turned out the company that hired my dad was pretty impressed with his performance here than all the other beaches, so they were wiling to promote him so this would be his permanent work-place", said Connie.
"And now that means ya folks don't gotta move around so much anymore", added Applejack.
"That's nice and all, but I was kinda surprised we found you all on your own, I'm guessing your friends went someplace else", said Thomas.
"Well, I actually don't have many friends", said Connie, followed by a gasp from the others.
"Aliens don't have friends! Are you an undercover agent working to exploit our secrets?! Take me to your leader!", shouted Skidmark as Whiplash pushed him aside.
"Now what are you saying kid? You've never made a friend? Cause that's just wrong", said Whiplash.
"Even before I made this place my permanent home, I was basically alone, I never made a single friend in my life, until my first visit here of course", said Connie.
"Well then, you simply MUST introduce us", said Rarity.
"YAY!!!! More friends!", shouted Pinkie.
"WHOOOOO!", shouted Muscle Man
"Well, alright, I actually think it'd be a surprise if I don't say anything about them yet, not their bad, I just want it to be a surprise", said Connie, "In fact, I know where they live actually, just at the far end of the beach, come on, I'll show you".
And that's when Connie led the groups to the far end of Beach City, where they gazed upon an impressive yet ancient looking temple, but at the base of it, there's an ordinary looking suburban house.
"Nice pad, bro", said Muscle Man.
"So, Connie, are these friends of yours gods or something?", asked Spike.
"Eh, not exactly, but their really cool", said Connie as they all walked up the the door and knocked. Waiting for a few minutes without a single response made, they enter anyway, upon entering, the others get a look of the place and found it actually cool: half of the inside if like any other house, but at the far end was a part of the house that looked more like the temple's outside look, with a single door, with five colored circles on the center, and that's when a small round platform just in front of the door lighted up, and appeared three teenage girls and a little boy, all of whom seemed to strike a pose once they appeared. They all looked sort of unusual, one was the tallest, with a visor and an Afro, along with red skin and two red gems in her hands and stone-faced. The second was surprisingly shorter than the other two girls, with long white hair reaching down to her feet, purple skin, and a purple gem that seems to be in her chest. The third was the middle girl, meaning she was shorter than the first, but taller than the third, while she has pale near paper-white skin, short orange hair, and a gem in her forehead. As for the boy, he didn't seem exactly like the three girls, considering that he just seemed like an average boy with short black hair, except for part of his belly revealed by the slightly pulled-up shirt, revealing what appeared to be a gem in place where his belly button should be. And as they left their poses, they quickly took notice of Connie.
"Sup, Connie?", said the short purple girl.
"Hey Amethyst, Pearl, Garnet, Steven", said Connie.
"So what brings you here? Is there gonna be another Dog-copter movie?! That'd be bananas", said the boy known as Steven, who seemed to be Connie's age but slightly shorter.
"*giggles* No Steven, but I have something better, hang on for a second. Guys, I'd like you to meet the Crystal Gems", said Connie, as she and the Gems waited for a response, except that the three groups were still stunned from their arrival.
"Greetings", said the tall red girl known as Garnet in a very calm and collective tone.
"It's very nice to meet you all", said the middle girl known as Pearl.
"Hey there!", shouted Steven.
"You guys got any snacks?", asked Amethyst.
"Um, no, but it's a pleasure to meet you all anyway", said Twilight on behalf of the others.
"So, I'm hoping If you guys can share a little more about yourselves, we'll be glad to tell you about us", said Turbo.
"And while you're at it, see if you kids can draw up a map that can lead us to all your hidden treasures!", shouted Skidmark.
"That's weird, but yeah, I believe it's time for some proper introductions", said Pearl, followed by the same conduct that happened on the beach, except with the Crystal Gems this time. The Gems explained how since time began for their dimension, the Crystal Gems have always been around to protect humanity, with Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven being the latest, possibly the last, of the Crystal Gems. As it's also been explained, Steven's mother, Rose Quartz, was the fourth of the last Gems, until she gave up her form and life force to bring Steven into the world, while also passing down her gem. They've even shared with the others all the adventures they had so far.
"Wow, sounds likes you guys have the worst luck", said Mordecai.
"Hey, luck ain't got nothing to do with it, dude", said Amethyst.
"Pfft! Yeah right", said Rigby.
"Hey! Knock knock?", asked Quips.
"Who's there?", asked Pearl.
"Radio", said Quips.
"'Radio' who?", asked Pearl.
"'Radio' not, here I come! Zingo!", shouted Quips while thrusting his arms and chest, and it seemed like everyone actually found that funny as they all laughed together, except for the Park Strikers, who show that they found that painfully unfunny as they stood silent with an annoyed and angry look on their faces.
"Dudes, you actually think that was funny?", asked Mordecai.
"It was hilarious!", shouted Pinkie.
"What's the matter, boys, can't take a joke? Cause it looked like the joke didn't wanna take you! Burn!", shouted Burn.
"He used that joke on us before, and it wasn't funny the first time as it is now", said Benson
"There's no way I'd actually laugh at whatever that flop factory says", said Muscle Man.
"Are you guys serious or something? That was gold!", shouted Rainbow.
"Yeah, we're serious about it", said Benson, "That guy makes bad jokes, simple as that".
"And we're not talking bad as in 'kids shouldn't hear them' bad, I'm talking 'my ears would run away and I'd wanna jump off a cliff' bad", said Mordecai.
"I'm not following on what you're implying here", said Rarity.
"*groans* Dude, forget it, they wouldn't figure it out anyway", said Rigby.
"I'm guessing you need some way of getting back to your home dimensions", said Garnet.
"No, if I guessed right, I'd say we'd just need to get back home the same way we got here", said Skips, just as the others were reminded of how they all got to the Crystal Gems' home dimension in the first place.
"So we can leave at any time is what yer sayin'?", asked Applejack.
"That's what I'm saying, yeah", said Skips.
"Then who said we have to leave right away, we can stick around, see if there's some things we all like, try to get to know each other", said Turbo.
"That's a great idea, Turbo. We should try to put in some quality time, for fun, of course", said Twilight.
"So what do you guys wanna do then?", asked Thomas.
"Anything worth my time so long as it doesn't involve hunting for Bigfoot or any of that kind of nonsense", said Whiplash just before he turned and gave an angry look at Skidmark, with a thermal camera and a 'how to hunt Bigfoot' guide lying next to him.
"Come on! Bigfoot is out there! I know it! There's no way he can hide if we track him down together!", shouted Skidmark with a crazed look on his face.
"Now see, all I heard was blah blah blah Bigfoot, none of the stuff that matters after the Bigfoot part, blah blah, and that's that", said Whiplash.
"Alright then, any other bright ideas that don't involve riding the crazy train? I'm all ears", said Benson.
"You sure about that? Look to me your ears ran out on you! Burn!", shouted Burn, while Benson didn't find that so funny. Everyone stood in silence for a few minutes thinking of something, until Mordecai and Rigby spotted a grill partly in view behind the slightly open closet door behind them, and had a really awesome idea.
"Cookout?", asked Mordecai.
"Cookout", said Rigby.
"Um, what?", asked Spike.
COOKOUT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!", shouted Mordecai and Rigby in unison, and not long, the cookout was in full swing outside the temple. Not everyone wanted to try to dress for their little party on the beach, but some went for it: Benson went for a Hawaiian shirt, Muscle Man just went shirtless, ( messed up enough he does that everyday while swinging his shirt around), Connie stuck with what she was already wearing but simply went barefoot, ( her outfit from the episode "Lion 2: The Movie", just that she's barefoot), the Gems went for their beach outfits again, (the beach outfits they wore in the episode: "Beach Party"), Rarity with a sun hat, and Pinkie wearing flippers along with a swimming ring around her.
Everyone was having a blast: Mordecai and Rigby were riding in Cart doing beach-style doughnuts, Skips, Garnet, and Rarity were just kicking back in a trio of deck chairs, Benson and Quips were preparing the food, Fluttershy and Pops were combing the beachside for seashells to collect and any ocean critter to put back in the water, Applejack and the Crusaders were riding on Lion, Steven's pet and friend, Skidmark was searching the beach and monitoring the ocean for signs of the Loch Ness Monster, ("Nessie" lives in Scotland, I know that, try telling that to someone like Skidmark), while Connie was sitting cross-legged near the edge of the tide reading a little book, ( no surprise), Pinkie was swimming around not too far from the others, Smoove Move was with Connie as he pumped up the volume and played some epic surfing tunes from his speakers, Chet was monitoring the beach for any sign of danger to him and the others, yet acts a little bit of the usual scaredy cat routine as he panicked at the mere sight of a few measly so-called hazards, such as a couple shards of broken glass, a busted spork, and an empty salt packet, while Twilight, Thomas, Amethyst, White Shadow, Burn, Steven, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost were going with a four two-team volleyball match with the teams taking turns. The teams are Amethyst and Burn,Muscle Man and High Five Ghost, Steven and White Shadow, finally Thomas and Twilight, with Spike keeping score, while Pearl, Rainbow, and Whiplash exchanged stories and what their capable of, while they went for a walk on their own.
"So you basically have more street smarts better than anyone else?", asked Pearl.
"Don't forget that I ALWAYS know when there a challenge going down, especially a race, not to mention I REALLY don't like chumps", said Whiplash.
"I already noticed that, by the way, Turbo mentioned you're pretty fast yourself", said Pearl.
"You're darn right I am", said Whiplash with a little attitude.
"Well, super speed is something that us Gems are capable of as well, so there's a good chance I'm faster than even you", said Pearl in a slightly bragging manner.
"PLEASE! I'm one of the fastest flyers back home! I could out race BOTH of you with one hoof tied behind my back!", shouted Rainbow, followed by angry glares exchanged between those three.
"Clearly, only ONE of us can be the fastest, so I say we settle this with a race", said Whiplash.
"Alright then, we're just a couple of yards from the others, so this will be the starting line", said Pearl, "Now surprisingly, this beach is 54 miles long, so we'll race from here to the beach's end".
"I'm SO gonna take you two down!", shouted Rainbow as a line was drawn in the sand, indicating the starting line, while the little trio got into their starting positions as Pearl did a few stretches, Rainbow readied her wings, and Whiplash activated his jet-turbine shell, then they got ready.
"Match my pace, kids", said Whiplash.
"Try matching EITHER of us, old man", said Pearl.
"What she said, gramps", said Rainbow, and then they took off faster than a lightning strike. Pearl seems to be in first place and holding, until Whiplash put in a little more power in his jet-turbine, enough to give him the lead while pulling off a sonic boom, and now slightly ahead of Pearl, until Rainbow pulled off the same trick as she flapped her wings twice as fast and hard, creating a sonic rain-boom, and putting her slightly ahead of both of them. They were two miles away from the end of the beach and they were evenly matched despite the greatness of Pearl's sprinting, Rainbow's flying, and Whiplash's jet-turbine thrust.
"Looks like it's a stand-off, guys!", yelled Pearl.
"No way! Only one of us is crossing that line!", yelled Rainbow.
"Fly-girl's right! This ain't over until the fastest one wins!", yelled Whiplash just before a surprise fourth racer zooms by so fast, the others stopped in their tracks, a dozen miles away from the end, stunned to see who had just outraced them.
"And the fastest one, is me!", yelled Turbo as he dashed past the beach's end and vanished in the blink of an eye.
"Did he just do what we saw him do?", asked Rainbow in surprise.
"You mean that garden snail outraced all three of us without even trying and kept on going? Yes he did", said Whiplash," by the way, given how fast we went, how long do you think it's been already?"
"About one whole minute, but I don't see why that matters", said Pearl just before Turbo came zooming in from the distance and zoomed past those three again, but stopping just a couple of feet in front of them.
"That's why it matters, nice one there, garden snail, nice one", said Whiplash.
"Did you just do what I think you did?", asked Rainbow.
"You mean race around the whole world in a minute flat? Yeah, that I did", said Turbo.
"I've gotta admit, that was truly outstanding, Turbo, and that no doubt shows you're the fastest,but I'm afraid that doesn't really count", said Pearl.
"Yeah! You weren't really a part of the race!", shouted Rainbow.
"I'd hate to say it, but these two kids do have a point, garden snail, if you wanted to really prove you're the fastest, which you are no doubt, you should've entered the race when it started, instead of charging in out of nowhere when we were almost done", said Whiplash.
"Hey, you know I can't resist making an entrance. But if it means that much to you guys, then let's go again!", shouted Turbo just before he and the other three heard and felt a powerful roar from the distance, so powerful, it literally shook the planet.
"What in the name of Equestria was THAT?!", yelled Rainbow.
"I'm not sure, but it sounded like it was coming from that way", said Turbo as he used his eye-stalks to point at the way they came.
"But that's near the temple!", shouted Pearl.
"Where everyone else is!", shouted Whiplash.
"Hurry! Let's go!", yelled Turbo as he, Whiplash, Pearl, and Rainbow zoomed back to the others with crazy fast speeds. Once they arrived, they quickly notice everyone is in freak-out mode, and once looking to their right at what's towering over them, they soon follow their example. Towering over them is a fearsome cargo-ship sized creature of Crystal Gem origin, with blue see-through skin revealing a round gem in the chest, but with the creature having arms, a serpent body, and the shape and face of a dinosaur. Skidmark, the only one more excited than terrified, shouts out to the creature.
"I knew you'd show your face sooner or later, Nessie! I'll admit, you're looking a little blue around the scales, but I'm sure that won't be much of a problem, now lean in closer! I wanna get a buddy picture to put on the cover of next month's Paranoid Conspiracy Tabloid! I'll make sure to get your eyes!", yelled Skidmark as he readied a camera just before the creature leaned in with it's face close to Skidmark, just in time for him to snap a picture of him next to the creature.
"Perfect! That's gonna be the scoop of the century! Skidmark and friends finally exposing the fearsome Loch Ness Monster itself!", shouted Skidmark just before the creature let out another mighty roar right at the paranoid snail. Everyone else were still in their freak-out poses, while Skidmark remained insane, but fearless.
"Whoa! We have got to get you some monster-sized mints! Can't expose you with bad breath like that!", shouted Skidmark.