//------------------------------// // The Kitchen // Story: The Equestrian Asylum: Pinkness mixed with blood // by steeperswine //------------------------------// My fore legs hurt like hell! But I must ignore this and keep going. I walk through the corridor to find some food to clear my head. As I walk my Camcorder ran out of batteries. Damn last one. I place my new battery in and the light started to turn on and it was flickering. Revealing a mare in a corner crying. "Are you ok?" I ask. She stands up and says "Are you ok?" "I'm fine...whats wrong?" I answer feeling worried. "Nothing" says the mare. "I'm just feeling sad." She looks at my Camcorder and says "Can I have a go?" I look at my Camcorder and look back at her and say. "Uh I don't think so." "PLEASE!" she goes on her knees and begs "please I need this...just one go?" I look at her with her puppy dog eyes. I can't resist they are so cute! Am I turning into a lesbian? "Fine just one go." I say giving up. She picks it up and starts flicking through the photos and she finds the one about me being in the room with Mr Black. "I don't think you should watch that." I say cautiously. She plays the video and she starts to smile. After she stops and gives it back. "OH that felt so good! Thank you!" "Um ok?" I say walking through the door she's next to. That was weird, she looks like as if she ENJOYED it. But everypony hates that stuff, they shouldn't be enjoying it! This just keeps being weirder and weirder. As I walk through the door I find the kitchen and I hear a voice. "When you're rife with devastation, There's a simple explanation" I get down low and start crawling towards the kitchen table thinking "Is she singing?" Then the singing voice continues "You're a toy maker's creation trapped inside a crystal BALL!" I peep over the table and stare in shock. "When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "Ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song" She was cooking! But not like normal cooking, I mean with Ponies! Hooves hang out of the cooking pots and she was making dough while eating some eyes. "And whichever way he tilts it Know that we must be resilient We won't let them break our spirits As we sing our silly song!" said the mare while cooking. I nearly puked after seeing this, I get back down and continue crawling I see a bunch of muffins on a table. "So she's making cupcakes and pony stew? Interesting combo." I thought. On another table I see one apple. I better eat healthier. "'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with ME." she sings out loud, making a huge chop with her knife. I grab the apple and start munching it and think "She sounds familiar." I give a long pause and think "Pinkamena!" I look up and she was looming over me and swinging a frying pan at my head knocking me out. My head hit the ground hard. "Wakey wakey! Rise and shine!" says Pinkamena slapping my face really hard. I wake up with pain all over my face. I am strapped down inside a massive pie tin. "I made all of these cupcakes and I forgot something very important!" she says smiling. I start to panic and I get an idea. "But Pinkie! I know why you are here!" "Shut up! I got here because I was caught by the Royal Guard! And how do you know my name?" she asks. "I've read your file! It says your friend Twilight Sparkle put you here to get better!" I say trying to get her not to cook me. "Heh some friend she is! Becomes my friend and BACKSTABS ME! Some friend, Ha more like some Bitch!" "She made you come here so you can get better and join her again. Not torture you!" I say. "But what if she's right?" says Pinkamena in a happy voice. "She's not and never WILL BE! Besides I am better, I am my true self." says Pinkamena in a mean voice. "No I'm my true self! Your just the side that wanted to come out! I couldn't hold it in anymore so you came out like fire!" says the other Pinkamena. "Shut up!" she says. She flicks the switch and puts me into the oven. I start screaming. I don't wanna die. Oh not now! I begin to stay calm just a little and try to make myself sweat. After my hooves were sweaty I forced my hooves out and start kicking the door down. While banging I hear a click and hear her say "Nope your not coming out." Shit I think she just put a padlock on the door. God damn it! I turn around and start kicking the door behind. Hopefully this thing is old! I kick and kick and kick! Till the wall breaks down. I hear a crack and I break down the oven wall. Yes I'm free! I jump out and start running. "NO! YOUR MY PIE!" she screams from behind. I continue galloping and hide inside a cupboard. I begin to relax and I hear a voice behind me. "When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine."