Keith shot into the air, and started to rain magic down on Pinkie who dodge them without a problem "Damn it Pinkie stop dodging it, and just take it" Keith shouted.
"NEVER!" Pinkie Pie shouted, and fire a barrage of magic at Keith thanks to her rapid fire arm
"You fell for my trap" Keith said and raised his fingers about to snap his fingers
"Sorry Keith but you already used that trick in the other ending!" Pinkie Pie shouted, and threw the ball that Keith had in his pocket Right. Back. At. Him
"What?" Keith snapped, and a shining light blinded him hence screwing logic dropped to the ground then exploded on contact. Keith stood up missing his crafted gun, probably exploded on him, "Piece of crap gun" Keith then spat on the shrapnel covered ground then looked at his life gauge that dropped too 20 from 30.
"Hold still partner" a southern accent spoke through the smoke
"Thats enough dear you've battle hard now you lose" a familiar high end voice spoke through the smoke
"So all five of you are there?" Keith opened his wings inside the crater he formed from the fall
"Dont even think about it dude" a raspy tone came from above
"You have no escape, Keith, give up" a knowing tone came from non other than Twilight
'Master it seems as though your surrounded on all side one each on north, east, south, west, and above' Frost said
'Thank you Frost, Match activate thermal'
'On it sir' Match said
Keith's eyes shone briefly and turned to slits "Sorry girls it's over…"
"It is for you silly" Pinkie Pie said
"…FOR YOU!!!" Keith flapped his wings sending the dust storm from his impact into Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack. From the beat of his wings Keith also launched himself right at Rainbow dash.
The girls who Keith blinded whipped away the dust, and all started to fire at him. Keith used the beat of his wings to blind the girls to also launch himself upward to Rainbow, who was also shooting at him. Keith dodged Rainbow's shots getting in close and grabbing her around her wings with his arms, and wrapping his legs around hers. Keith continued to flap his wings to keep in the air, but damn Rainbow was squirming to much "Come on just a little more" Keith whispered
"Keith let me go before…Buck" Rainbow said taking all the shot Keith just avoided, then poof'd away leaving Keith exposed
"Rainbow Dash were sorry!" Twilight shouted
"Damn i'm down to 10 health" Keith said hovering in the air. Then Keith took into a sharp dive right at Twilight, while firing at her. Unfortunatly for Twilight her life was depleted to 0 from 10.
Keith landed hard right where Twilight was before she vanished. Keith swung around and fire at Applejack, she flinched. Keith rushed her, spun around and swiped her feet from beneath her, then came around and and started to swing a over head punch at her, and before it made contact Keith fired a bolt right in her face making her vanish leaving his now opened hand on a crash course for the ground. Keith's firmly grabbed the ground, and pulled on it launching himself at Pinkie "Hey Pinkie, CUPCAKES!" Keith shouted
Pinkie's gaze snapped from left to right "WHERE?!"
"Right here" Keith grabbed Pinkie by the waist and threw her in the air, and started to shoot at her. Keith hit every shot making Pinkie Pie vanish "Crap I'm down to 1 life, and Rarity is still here somewhere, wait did I lose her?"
"Right here dear" Rarity whispered into Keith's ear. Keith spun around but couldn't fire because Rarity locked lips with Keith. Keith backed away slowly holding his head, while Rarity held a free infatuation spell, that would only work with lip to lip contact. Keith opened his now pink eyes, and wings snapped out with a *POMF*. "Come here love, I'm waiting for you" Rarity winked. Keith walked over to Rarity and kissed her passionately
"Rarity I love you" Keith said mechanically
"Oh Keith I love you too" Rarity Giggled
----------Canterlot Palace----------
"JUST HURRY UP AND FINISH HIM!" Ranger shouted chewing on her cloak
"Relax Ranger, it's not like you aren't sharing him with her" Time spoke reasonably
"I KNOW THAT BUT SHE USED THE SAME SPELL ON ME, and while I was under you two dunces decide to watch me make out with her and got blasted" Ranger vented
"Well what about me Ranger" Luna walked up
"YOU WERE WATCHING T…" Ranger stopped talking the second she shaw Luna
"I dont mind Ranger, I kinda liked it" Luna walked up to Ranger and kissed her lightly on the cheek, then winked at her. Ranger *EEPed*
------------The Fields---------
"Rarity your so lovely today" Keith mechanically complemented
"Oh why thank you Keith, but this is the end for you" Rarity fire a bolt into his chest. Keith vanished. A chest fell where Keith was just a moment ago. Rarity picked it up and opened it to find a golden gem encrusted cup with her name written on it "Well it looks like i've won" Rarity said with a smile
--------Back at the palace--------
Keith appeared in the palace near the ceiling and fell to the floor, luckily a blue blur swooped in and caught him "Keith are thou alright?" Luna asked placing a infatuated Keith on the ground and tapping him o the face
"Frost, Match if your in there you better fix him before I come in there and devour your soul" Ranger threatened Keith's body
A red and blue mist leaked from his body. The mist condensed forming Frost the Windigo and Match the Phoenix
"Frost lets snap Sir out of it" Match spoke only to Frost
"Yes" They both turned to mist and seeped into Keith's head
A few seconds later a pink mist was blasted out of Keith. Keith sat up and blasted it with ice, and started to condense the ice into a small ball that he placed in his back pocket right next to the orb of rainbows heat. "Okay what happened" Keith asked. Ace told him exactly what happened, and how Keith's team lost. "Well shit, guess we got cocky"
"Maybe Keith but I must admit if were are put into a battle with thou we shall gladly accept your leadership" Luna said
"Thank you Luna"
"It's not a problem, but when you have a moment I would like to talk to Ranger and Rarity, could you please ask them to meet me in my chambers?"
"Gladly" Keith said happily
"Here Keith I got you some water" Ranger said
"Thank you" Keith gladly drank the water, as soon as he was done Ranger tackled him and started to kiss him
"Alright everyone listen up, now presenting the winners of the first ever Last Survivalist competition is team Harmony, and for there prize is and all expense paid trip to manehatten, and for the runner up team Frozen-Fire they get the runner up prize of one month free paid vacation from all royal duties yes this includes you too Luna" Discord announced to all the competitors
"Wait… What?" Time asked confused "You mean we have nothing but time on our hooves"
"Thats exactly what he is saying Time" Ace said with glee
"Oh thank… okay seriously someone has to tell me what god they have here so I can make the right saying" Keith said
"So Keith what now?" Time asked
"Simple… WE GET WASTED!"
"What?"
"Drunk Time, drunk"
"Oh, umm I think I'll pass"
"Nope I'm taking the team, and I will get you drunk one way or another"
"You wouldn't" Time said threateningly. Keith lowered his head so it was covered by the shadows, all Time could see was a perfectly glowing circle eye staring at him "Umm Umm K-Keith?" A glowing red crescent smile appeared on Keith's face. Keith slowly started to sway too Time.
"Dude your fucked" Aced whispered to Time
"Okay Okay, Lets go get drunk" Time shuddered
"Good I was afraid I was gonna have to eat your soul" Keith went back to his normal smile and face
"Well Keith I'm afraid I have things to do here at the castle…" Luna started to say only to be picked up by Keith and slung over his shoulder "KEITH PUT ME DOWN!" Luna started screaming.
"Bye Bye Luna~ have fun~" Celestia said waving a hoof
"This was her idea huh?" Luna asked
"Eeyup" Keith said "Ace, Time, Ranger, Lets go get WASTED!!!"
--------30 minutes later--------
Keith Kicked open the door to the bar, then placed luna on the ground. "Okay Keith was it really necessary to carry me all the way here"
"Yes now just so your aware were putting all the drinks on your tab princess" Keith said
"I have a feeling I am going to be in debt by the time we leave"
"You have no Idea"
---------4 hours later… and a bar fight--------
Keith stumbled out of the bar "Man that was fun" He slurred to himself "Man I gotta take a piss" Keith spotted a dark ally way that was practically screaming black people territory "Challenged accepted" Keith started to walk down the ally. About half way into said ally he started to take a leak, and that was all he remembered before blacking out.