"Next is...Rainbow Dash!"
"Well of course, Twilight & Pinkie Pie were in the 1st volume, Fluttershy & Rarity were in the 2nd volume, now why not have Applejack & Rainbow Dash in this one?"
"Yeah, and also please takeover this one, I need to use the bathroom, okay Iron Will?"
"YES PRINCESS!!!"
Spike was running through the town, trying his best to avoid the pegasus mares & other flying female creatures because this is the time of year where the winged females go into estrus & catch their chosen ground bound mate. yep, when I titled the chapter A Warm Rainbow, the heat would be coming from the ladies in heat! Not from Spike's fire breath, or is it? Spike slid, rolled, jumped, trying to avoid the heat and get his new comic book he special ordered back to the castle, but was struck with intense grief after seeing Fluttershy grab Rarity! It was so shocking that he fell with his face landing flat on the dirt road, because after the ground bound mate is chosen, they get married the next day! So he now didn't care about who took him, at least that mare would give him a-lot of honest & earnest feelings since the winged female becomes incredibly loyal to their chosen mate, and who other than Rainbow Dash to represent loyalty? She landed next to the sad little guy who was moping on a park bench.
"Hey Spike."
"Rainbow Dash?"
"Yup, now just get on 'kay? I promise I'll be one awesome wife who's 20% cooler than other wives!" Spike obliged because at least it was somepony he was close too. Spike had no idea where they were going, that's when a bright flash blinded him!
Spike awoke minutes later in a rainbow colored room where the windows were closed with red velvet curtains, a fireplace, and 1 door, he went to the curtains to see where he was. He opened the windows to see he was in a flying room!
"What in the world?"
"Welcome to my Cloud-9 Spike."
Spike turned around and rainbow was laying on the tiger skin rug in front of the fireplace.
"Hey, could you light the fire place?"
"Sure."
Yep, the or is it was correct, They laid there cuddling in front of an open fire. Rainbow would nibble on Spike's earfin getting him to tingle a bit. Spike gave her his famous back scratch. Then they rubbed noses together, that would look very cute actually.
"Okay Spike lie down, I want you to just enjoy yourself."
"Rainbow Dash, are you sure you want me? 100% Sure?"
"Yes, Spike! You are my darling!"
"Don't say darling, it only worked for your past life."
"Oh shut-up & kiss me already."
Then she kisses him and he returns it with sincerity.
"Heat Season, no female ever picks me on heat season!"
"Don't worry sir, I'm sure someone out there will choose you one day, they're just shy because of your sex appeal." Said a guard standing at my cell.
"You're right, thanks for the advice bro! Now somepony get the next letter out here PRONTO!!!"