In a poorly lit room the three princesses, Shining Armor, and the mane six were sitting at a round table with all but Luna, who was attempting to converse with A in his dream world, debating about A's actions and what they should do with him in the case he became a threat to national security, was an ally ,or just didn't like what Chrysalis was doing. They were currently deciding what to do if he was a threat.
"All in favor of banishment say I." Celestia said before saying I herself.
"Like to the moon, fer a thousand years?" Applejack teased as she smirked.
"May-be." Celestia said as a grin began to show on her face. "But in all seriousness, who goes for banishment?"
Everypony except Luna, Pinkie, Flutter-shy, and Twilight said I.
"Those for studying, partying, and getting to know?" Celestia sighed as the others raised their hooves. "You three know we can't study, party with, and get to know every new creature you find right?"
"Yeeeeeees." "Noooooooo." "Don't care!" They answered at the same time.
Celestia just put her head in her hooves and wondered why her pupil was study obsessed as Luna jolted awake.
"Sister we must get to A immediately." Luna stated urgently as a nurse burst into the room.
"Princess there is a problem with the patent!" Redheart declared with her voice and eyes full of worry.
Celestia turned to her sister. "What happened?"
"Weeeeeeellllllll..." Luna started to explain what happened as all of the room's occupants left for the medical wing of the castle.
music for digging music for fighting In a vast, Minecraft like world two armies of A's clashed on a blood soaked plane as a smaller group of A's ether painted it or made a dub-step remix for the YouTube video of this they were going to post. A ways away an A in a strait jacket played chess against another A in a bow tie. A bit north from there a bunch of mini A's dug a hole whilst singing DWARF HOLE. Above all this Luna and A were playing Mass Effect 3.
"- and that is why I tried eating fish fingers and custard and it was quite good." A said as he blew up a Wraith with some rockets from his Hornet.
"What are you talking about? You told me about your life back home and how much better it was here. Furthermore, how are you doing that? We are playing Mass Effect not Halo!"
"That would explain the lack of Cortona, but now that I've told you what you wanted to know and you told me what I wanted to know I think I'll wake up and get a few things that I've needed for awhile now." A stated simply as his avatar activated a nuke, winning the game and causing Luna to rage quit.
"So let me get this strait. Y'all played a game, talked about his life and some other thing, and then he beatch ya, and woke up?" Applejack teased as they all turned a corner and ran into a group of guards setting up a barricade while Bon-Bon and Lyra sat off to the side eating some of Bon-Bon's bon-bons. "What are y'all doing here?" She asked as they all walked across the hall to where they were sitting.
"We're getting ready to watch A beat the crap out of a bunch of guards." Lyra explained as she tossed another treat into her mouth.
"Well I still think that the highly trained guards that outnumber A by a lot will win." Bon-Bon stated as she took the bag of candy away from her fillyfriend.
"Are you kidding me? Did you not see what A did to those changelings when they kidnapped us or that huge wave of energy that ejected most of the changelings? It was huge! He could totally do that again, but non-fatal hopefully." Lyra countered as she started to fiddle with her phone.
"But these are highly trained guards tasked with guarding Celestia's life. There is no way A could just beat them up and throw them around like sacks of flour." Bon-Bon exaggerated as an unconscious guard landed face first in front of the group. As A turned the corner music began to play and all of the ponies in the hall shuddered as they took in A's appearance.
His face bore the mark of insanity yet his smile looked as though he was giving free cupcakes to children. His eyes and horn burned deep crimson red and those few that looked into his eyes could of sworn they saw how they were going to die. His very essence could be seen as an angry black fire surrounding him. The one thing that nopony understood was why there was a cutie mark on a changeling or why it was a Bullet Bill with blood dripping from its eyes. A then turned to Lyra and Bonny and all of his unusual features dissipated instantly.
"Hi guys! Have you seen my pack?" A asked as walked over to them.
"Yep! I got it right here A. Now could go back to fighting? I want to record this so I have something to show to you and Lyra when you do something stupid like fight something that outnumbers you or encouraging you to do so." Bonny said as she pulled a camera and A's pack from behind her.
"Certainly Bonny." A stated as he shouldered his pack and several dozen more guards came into the hall way. "Wow that is a lot of guards. Good thing I learned how to do this. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" A yelled as smoke engulfed the hall.
As the smoke cleared everypony's jaw hit the ground as they saw several dozen A's standing in the hall. The A's looked around before nodding and making their move. Five of the A's jumped out the windows in the hall while two of them snuck behind Celestia and the rest began fighting the guards.
"I have never seen so much blood while its owners are alive since the mass orgy two years before my banishment." Luna stated as an A beat an earth pony with another earth pony.
"So fast... think he would teach me?" Rainbow questioned as another A flew around at the speed of sound on steroids while punching and kicking several pegasus guards in the face and back.
"That-herp-is just-blaa-wrong." Shining wheezed between barfs as an A rammed the head of a unicorn into another unicorn's ass and Cadence's wings flared.
Suddenly two A's jumped out from behind Celestia with one on her and one behind her. The one behind her smacked her flank while the other one loudly declared "I'm on a horse!" causing Celestia's wings to flare and Rarity's and Cadence's horns to shoot off fireworks.
Celestia then burst into flames. "I AM GOING TO SEND A TO THE MOON!"
Meanwhile at the Harmonic Scratch music store A was battling Octavia as he was promised a coffee if he beat her.
"I AM GOING TO SEND A TO THE MOON!"
"He he he. Where was I? Oh yeah. Sparky use Surf!" A shouted as his Pikachu defeated Octavia's Groudon.
"How did you teach your Pikachu's these moves? I mean Pikachu cannot learn Surf, Fly, or Earthquake!" Octavia quizzed as she sent out her Meloetta.
"I won a contest and got any Pokemon I wanted with whatever moves, stats, and abilities I wanted. It was ether this or a Mew and I had a friend who had an extra and wanted a Kyoger. Thunderbolt." A explained as Sparky dealt a large amount of damage to Meloetta.
"I did not want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. I won a contest as well. Now feel the power of DJ PON3!" Octavia cried as Vinyl popped out of a pokeball. A merely pushed a button causing the text 'Pikachu's Nuke ability activated!' to appear. The screen change to that of peace sign nuke.
It the went back to the normal view and showed Sparky with one hp and the text 'Sparky hung on with Focus Sash!'.
"Bow to the king, or just get me the coffee I was promised please." A said as the only employee of the Harmonic Scratch made him a DJ's Best Friend.
"I do not get paid enough for this." Coffee Black sighed as Vinyl dragged Octavia to the back of the store as she promised to do whatever Vinyl said if she or someone she found beat her.
Several hours later A was in the Ponyville prison while Celestia sat outside of his cell seething.
"How and why did you do all of this?" Celestia asked him while he bounced a ball around his cell.
"How is marine training, a lot of anime, and the need for coffee. Why is the need for coffee." A explained as he drank another cup of coffee.
"What am I going to do with you?" She sighed as he played on a handheld.
"You could put me under the care of someone you trust until they tell you 'okay he probably will not destroy you or make your life Hell as long as he isn't pissed offed at you' or something like that." A said while he played Halo on a huge flat screen.
"That is a great idea, but one question. Where are you getting this stuff?" Celestia asked as A posted an update on Facebook.
"When I leveled up I put some of my upgrades in recreation magic, enhancing my creation and summoning magic. Plus I found where Pinkie keeps the hammer space." A explained as a party hat dropped onto Celestia's head.
"Okay I think I have formed the perfect plan." She then blasted A with a spell and called Twilight into the room. "Twilight, I am trusting you with watching A. I want you to enroll him in school and make sure he does not destroy anything."She said as the smoke around A cleared, reviling a small changeling with a stension and a bow tie.
"Why is everything bigger and a millimeter to the left?" A asked before checking his Apple stock.