https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoIPVKRZzw
Space Battleship Kurogane.
Battlefield: Earth
22:45
Sanger Zonvolt is a man of few words, but this deserved quite a lot.
"So you are telling me that humanity is under attack by pretty ponies?"
"Indeed, my friend. Pretty ponies, sugary coats, fragrant odors and sparkly eyes." Elzam himself couldn't believe the news. "Our enemies just get weirder by the second."
"At this rate, the entire universe will be our enemy." Mused Sanger
And he was right. The universe hates MAN!
But today was not the day for philosophy. This was war and, by all that is good, they knew how to fight it.
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The Ruins of the Avengers Tower.
11:56
The Cyborgs were dead, they held the pictures of their wives by their breast.
But Batman felt nothing, for he knew that cyborgs lacked souls.
The sole survivors? Hulk, Captain America, Batman. On their lonesome, as mighty as they were, they would fall against the pony armies. They needed help. That help would come from Japan. They set on a journey to far east...
Japan is dead.
Crap.
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Inside the Mind of Pinkie Pie.
"Pinkie, you do this to yourself because you never-"
"You don't understand, Twilight! I hate my father! I hate my mom, I hate my sisters! I hate them all!"
"Pinkie, you can't live your life by hate alone, it is love which fuels the fabrics of reality!"
"Away with you! Your foolish notions embarrass me."
And Pinkie did away with Twilight.
"You are just a ghost, anyway...."
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Inside the Bossom of Insanity.
Detroit.
3:44
A man stands on top of the tallest hill. He dons a cloak.
"It begins."