"Next is...Screwball, *Gasp!*" said both is unison.
"Discord's daughter & Spike, no wonder I felt suspicion from the title of this chapter!"
"Ooh, what's this, my kid is being shipped with sorta Twilight's kid & Obviously Celestia's kid?"
"Discord, how'd you get in here?"
"Umm, hello?" Said Discord as he pulled out his wedding ring!
"Oh, right!"
"Wait, by that logic, isn't Screwball Spike's step sister?" Iron Will pointed out.
"Yeah, but then again, they're not blood related, like a bunch of anime couples." Luna pointed out.
"Oh, right!"
"And we're in a show about talking ponies." Discord added.
"Ah, yeah."
"Well, without further ado, begin the next chapter starring my daughter!"
Spike was...wait, what the hell is he doing now? Him & Twilight don't live in the Library anymore now that it's you know, destroyed. So yeah, what will Spike's job be in Season 5? You know maybe they'll finally have an episode where Spike goes to school with the CMC since his education was from Twilight, but as I said earlier, the Library was destroyed. So Spike explored his new home.
"Wow, I wonder if Celestia will hire some guards, oh-ho will it make Twilight happy if they transfer Flash Sentry to this castle."
"Yeah, this place is huge, I hope daddy will be able to get his own throne one day."
"Eh, you know I was just thinking, since Discord is saying he's having trouble trying to understand friendship during the whole Tirek disaster, but maybe it'll end up being just like..." Then Spike turned his head. "Did you just say Daddy?"
"Yep, I'm Screwball, the daughter of Discord!"
"Oh! Hey wait a minute, how'd you get in here?" Spike said as he pointed at her.
"Aw, I'm not allowed in the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom Castle?"
"Oh, it's not that, I was just wondering why you're here?"
"Oh that's simple, daddy!"
"Hello there Spike, or should I say son?"
"Son? What are you talking about?"
"Oh because we're in-laws, or we're going to eventually be in-laws."
"In-laws?"
"That's right!"
"But you do realize that we're too young?"
"Ooh, well excuse me princess, I'll have you know that I was able to convince Princess Twilight that my daughter marry her son, and technically that is you, and of course the both of you are too young. That's why I'm having Screwball move in here so you 2 can get to know each other."
"What?!"
"Hey, don't yell at me! Look, I'll let you in on something, even though Twilight Sparkle is an alicorn, it doesn't mean she's immortal, well that's what the writers of the show said, so she needs an heir, and you've been learning about friendship ever since the 1st letter you've written since you & her moved to Ponyville!" he explained. "Also, she doesn't want you to rule alone so she tried to convince other nations if they'd like to marry her son, AKA you, but unfortunately they declined when they figured out you were a dragon, but then reconsidered figuring out the dragon was you, but Twilight then rejected them because she accused them of being greedy jerks who just want your fame in the Crystal Empire so they can get some big luxuries! So, with no options left, she turned to me & Screwball. So please, try to get to know her as she does you. If it doesn't work out, maybe Twilight can ask one of the oh I dunno CMC?"
"GAAAAAH!!! No, not one of those 3, I can easily see them make their society takeover the world!"
"So, would you like to give it a try with Screwball?"
"Yes, as Joker said, I'll give it the old clown college try."
"Okay I'll leave you 2, I got a date with Celestia! Toodles!" Then in a flash, Spike & Screwball were all alone. Spike watched as the pink pony flew over to Spike.
"Sooooooo....Do you like baseball?"
"Yeah, I used to games all the time with Shining Armor & Night Light."
"Well, it just so happens that I got 2 tickets to watch Ponyville's Rainbow Socks take on the Baltimare Boss Hounds! I just know that #777 Lucky Strike will win it for Ponyville! So, you wanna go?" She asked with fluttering eyes.
"Wow, our 1st date already? Well, I guess we can talk about what we're into during th...whoa!" then Spike was dragged off! For those of you who have no idea who Screwball is, she's Discord's fan daughter like how Dinky is Derpy's & no when I said fly, I didn't mean she could fly like a pegasus, she has a propeller hat that let's her fly...somehow. Yeah, I must be some douche for not telling you right away, but I'm sure you can figure out the rest about her by yourselves. So later at the game a goblin who looked like Doofenshmirtz, no wait that is him, caught a foul ball (A reference to this one song from Phineas & Ferb.) everyone groaned & booed because of how much of an idiot he was.
"COME-ON, That's the 4th time already!" Screwball groaned.
Then Peter Griffin ran down the stairs while saying: "Go socks, go"...then he crashed into a guy selling hot dogs and ran into his boss Mr.Dweed. Then Dan from Dan vs. ejects himself after getting into a heated argument with Super Mario who was told to do some exhibition hits, along with Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob Squarepants, Danny Phantom, and Timmy Turner.
"This is one exciting game, just look at all of those references."
"I know Spike, I don't think I've ever seen a game this exciting!"
"Umm mares and gentlecolts we seem to be having a little bit of a problem, an angel with blue hair wielding a giant metallic bat with spikes is chasing around a very unfortunate *SPLAT!!!* Oh-no in front of the ponies! He's dead, guards, take her aw...."
"Pi piru piru piru pi piru piiiiiiii"
"He's alive, but still take that horrible bitch away!"
Then Dokuro-chan was taken away by the authorities, and Sakura went back to his date with Shizuki.
"Oooookay, after that disturbing part is over, I was just wondering is there anything you'd like to be one day?"
"Hmm? Isn't that obvious Spike? I wanna be the Baseball Princess!"
"(Oooooof course girl.)" Spike then rolled his eyes. "Baseball Princess? Eh, the neighboring land of Ooo, has much stranger."
"What was that?"
"Uh nothing!"
"Okay, so what about you, what do you wanna be?"
"Truth be told, I have no dreams, heh I'm not as motivated as a pony."
"Aw, no dreams at all?"
"Yeah..."
"Well how about this, after Twi gives you the castle, you can assist me?"
"That sounds like a great idea actually, I have been given a-looooooooot of freetime after the library was destroyed, it'd be nice to get lots of work.
Then Teddie Duncan and Ivy Wentz were on the Jumbo tron covering Uncle Mel's moon, hahaha.
"Ooooh, that's disgusting!" they said in unison. Then the kiss cam was turned to them which caused the both of them to drop their jaws.
"Our 1st kiss on our 1st date already huh?" Spike said with beads of sweat."
"Whoa audience, we're going to see Great & Honorable Spike the Brave & Glorious kiss Screwball the Daughter of Discord!"
Then the audience wailed and chanted kiss. Spike trembled as they got closer and closer, Spike & Screwball closed their eyes and let their lips touch, then Spike calmed down because of how much he likes it. The audience loved it, but then again, these drunken idiots will cheer for anything. Then they pulled away.
"Wow, did you feel the big bang?"
"I sure did Spike."
Then they hugged and didn't let go until the final part of the game!
"That was genius!" commented Iron Will.
"Deezutra, Veetrix, get the next letter."