//------------------------------// // Season 1 Winners // Story: Pony Rap Battlez // by JasonCider //------------------------------// Jason chilled by Sugar Cube corner when Quick-Bolt popped in to say hello, he turned on his camcorder. "YO LOSER, who won the Rap battle?" Jason jumps to his feet and jumped online. "It looks like the winner of our rap battle is...ME!" Jason Jumps for joy. "Whatever Jason...I didn't even want to win. Shut up!" Quick-Bolt yells before leaving. Pinkie Pie bounced over to Jason. "Hey Jason, who won against me and McBitch?" Pinkie asked. Jason looks some more. "Sad to say Pinkie but it looks like the winner is Queen Chrysalis. She must of WHOOPED YO ASS!" Jason joked. Pinkie Pie gets angry and grabs Jason's knife. "I'll find her Jason, and when I do, she better hope she's immortal!" Pinkie said as she throws Jason knife to the ground. "WOW! A little over reacting don't you agree?" Jason yelled to the leavening Pink Blur. Discord exploded with a cotton candy cloud. "I don't even need to guess Jason, I won?" Discord asked. Jason looks it up. "From what I can see...nope. The winner is AD. He told me not to listen to the battle...I wonder why?" Jason said. "You're lying for him!" Discord yelled before disappearing. "A lot of touchy motherfuckers." Jason said. He heard arguing coming from nowhere so he looks something up real quick. "I WON THE BATTLE!" Trixie Yelled. "No, I WON THE BATTLE!" Prince Blueblood yelled. "Easy motherfuckers. The winner is..." Jason pauses for dramatic effect. "'The Not-So-Great and Not-So-Powerful' Trixie!" Jason yelled with a smile on his face. "HA! Told you I won." Trixie gloated. "Who cares, it's only a rap battle." Prince Blueblood complained. "Son of a bitch." Jason yelled as he gets a phone call. "Hey Jason, who won the battle?" Vinyl asked. "I think that it was you. Let me check." Jason checks his laptop. "No, actually Octavia won." "WHAT!?" Vinyl asked. "I'm kidding. Calm down!" Jason joked. "Oh that's a relief." Vinyl sighed. "Who'll win next time? You Decide! PONY RAP BATTLEZ!" Jason yelled. "Who are you talking to?" Vinyl asked. Jason turned off the camcorder.