We're Not Heroes

by BronieMan305


Into Town, Introductions, And The Ponymon Center

When we last saw Ash and his friends… wait… wrong fandom. When we last saw our band of misfits, they had just gotten themselves jewels from an abandoned dragon’s cave, let us see what’s going on now. Hunter is leading the group, pale blue glow in his eyes as he sees a rainbow in the distance of splattered auras. The group just makes it out of the forest when Ian asks, “So are we almost there?”

Mary points at the buildings ahead and replies, “Well I would think so genius.” They approach in the early light, no one appearing to be up yet.

“Does anyone else think these buildings look oddly small?” Jacob asked looking at the small hut-like houses.

“They are rather small,” commented Drake. They reach the edge of the town when all the lights in the buildings start turning on. The doors begin opening as the residence begin going about their business.

“Wait…” Hunter starts when he is interrupted by Jacob, Tim, and Mary simultaneously saying, “There so cuuuuuute!” Jacob and Tim are hugging as they look at the ponies, as Hunter and Drake facepalm.

The outburst gets the attention of the residents as they all begin looking at them oddly. Jacob just smiles goofily while the others stand around awkwardly.

“Guys!” exclaims Sam as she runs to the group, six of the ponies following her.

“Sam!” the majority of the group exclaims as she walks over to them.

“So these are your friends?” Twilight asked Sam.

Sam turned to her and said, “Yeah, this is Mary,” as Mary gave a little curtsy, “this is Jacob” who waved with a goofy grin and put his arms behind his head, “that’s Hunter” who gave a slight smile and nodded to her, “Drake” who didn’t smile but gave a slight half-wave, “Tim” who just nodded with a smile and stepped closer to Jacob nervously, “and lastly Ian” who was asleep leaning against a building.

Twilight looked at each of them studyingly as Mary kicks Ian awake. She smiled and said, “Well hello, I’m Twilight, and these are my friends.”

The other five walk up as Pinkie steps up.
“HiI’mPinkiehowareyouareyougoodI'mgoodIreallyreallyhopewecanbefriendsyouguysarecoollookingandneat”

Jacob steps up to her and replies, “Awwthanksyou’resweetlikeKimsaidmynameisJacobyouseemfunweshouldhangoutandbecomebestestoffriendsIlovemakingnewfriends.”

Hunter, Ian, Drake, and Mary’s jaws dropped as they whined, “There’s t-two of them!?”

A white one walks up and gives a little curtsy. She tells them, “Hello darlings, my name is Rarity. Welcome to our little Ponyville.” Jacob stepped back to Hunter and shivered as Hunter groaned.

Hunter mutters to Jacob, “She is just spewing diva, I having seen such undeserved self-pride since- oh wait you weren’t in France.”
Jacob just shook his head as he asked, “Is there a country other than the U.S. that you and Drake didn’t get banished, arrested, or nearly murdered in?”

Hunter thought about it for a minute and replied, “Well there’s wherever the heck we are. Oh and Switzerland, It is really hard to cause trouble in Switzerland.”

To everyone’s surprise Mary walked up to her. She brushed her hair out of her eyes as she said, “Hi, I like you’re hair…err…mane. I’m Mary.”

Rarity looked at her and scanned her outfit until she finally said, “I like you’re outfit darling, I don’t usually like black clothing, but it suits you well. It is lovely to meet you.” All the guys were slack jawed as they saw Mary get along with someone so quickly.

Ian got up and yawned as he stood next to the rest now much more awake… if with a few more side bruises. Just then a cyan colored one with a rainbow mane and tail… flew up. “‘Sup? I'm Rainbow Dash, but feel free to just call me Rainbow, or Dash. You guys are pretty neat lookin’ though I’m about 20% cooler.”

Ian looked at her with a smirk as he asked, “Yeah I’m sure, and how many skittles will it take before I can taste the Rainbow?”

The grouped groaned as Rainbow Dash grew a furious red and exclaimed, “Why you little…” and began flying at Ian at high speeds just as he began glowing a purple light.

“Shiiiiiiit,” he yells as he runs barely keeping ahead of the pissed Pegasus.

Hunter, Jacob, and Drake roll on the floor laughing as Drake mutters, “Typical Ian,” while the mares were doing the same thing with Rainbow.

“Get back here!” Dash exclaims as Ian runs by the group when Mary trips him and Twilight catches Dash with magic.

“Both of you apologize,” Twilight and Sam say in unison then smile at each other.

“Sorry,” they both grumble.

After the situation calmed down Drake stepped up and said, “Hey, I’m Drake, I have interests that are my and I don’t talk about myself. Takes awhile to know me.”

He sits down as an orange mare steps up, “Howdy! Ahm Applejack, it’s great to meet y’all.”

Jacob spurred up and replied, “Well howdy, pleasure to meet ya too sugar, ain’t it great us all meetin’?”

Applejack looks at him annoyed as she asks, “Are you makin’ fun of ma accent?”

Jacob laughs as he replies, “No, well a bit, but mainly because we come from a place called Tennessee, and while we don’t have that much of an accent, a southern drawl is really common there. Well we’re from there ‘cept Mary and Sam, Mary’s originally from a place called New York, and Sam from Texas.”

Hunter looked passed the mares to see one shrinking in the back. With a concerned look he gently asked, “You can come and talk to us if you want to, we won’t bite… well Jacob might but he’s on a leash.” He laughs friendlily as he waves for her to come over.

She walks over slowly her pink mane and tale a paler color than Pinkie, and her fur a tan color. “O-oh I’m sorry I’m Fluttershy.”

Hunter looked at her not hearing and asked, “I’m sorry can you say that again a little louder? I couldn’t hear you.”

She stood up a little taller and said, “I’m F-Fluttershy.”

Hunter smiles as he replies, “Oh, that’s a lovely name, my name is Hunter, don’t worry I’m friendly.” He looks at her with a kind smile. “Th-thank you.”

Hunter ruffles her hair and leans against a wall as the mares stare at him in awe.

“I told the girls our predicament,” explained Sam, “And I was wondering if you can get us home Mary.”

Mary looked at them with an awkward look as she explained, “When the portal went wrong, it yanked us here from the strong concentration of magic energy, but it isn’t compatible with my dark magic, so now it’s dampening my own abilities, usually I can get energy from the environment around me, but this world is so damn pure I can’t do any major magic.”

The group looked around until Jacob shrugged, “Whatever, not like we were exactly accepted by society anyway, I don’t mind chilling here, though we need a place to stay.”

Sam grinned at him and said, “Twilight said that her and her friends can give us a place to stay.”

Twilight steps up and explains that, “Sam is going to stay with me, and we were going to wait until we met you to decide more.”

Just then Pinkie pops and grabs Jacobs arm and begins dragging him away, “Dibs on this one! He’s fun and wecan have a party-and-itll-be-lots-andlotsoffunandwecan havefuuuun!”

Jacob just laughs as he’s dragged and says, “Come on Tim, before I lose my arm!” Tim runs after them laughing at the scene.

Applejack looks at Drake and hollers, “You look decently strong, come on you can help out on tha’ farm.” She begins walking away as Drake shrugs and follows.

Rarity walks over to Mary and says, “Darling, I’d be honored if you’d stay with me, you simply must tell me where you got those fabulous clothes.”

The duo walks away as Hunter leans against a wall. Fluttershy walks over to him quietly and nudges his hand with her nose, “Umm, you can stay with me.. if you’d like… you don’t have to,” she whispers.

He smiles at her and says, “Sure sounds fun.” And they begin walking towards her house.

Rainbow Dash groans as she realizes the only one left is Ian, who is asleep on a haystack.
She kicks him in the head waking him up as she says, “Come on you’re gonna stay with me,” and she begins flying away leading him to her home.