"Hey...how's this look?" Vinyl asked, walking in pants-less and spreading her legs. "Nice right?"
I looked between her legs. "It looks like your vagina has a Hitler mustache...."
Vinyl tossed a magazine at me. "Well...I don't know who that is, but the book called it the Chaplin." Vinyl walked over and stretched out. "Well...aren't you gonna say something?"
I sat on the couch, staring at her stretch. "About?"
"My fucking hot ass! I'm fucking sexy!" Vinyl stated, starting to pull her leg. "Watch this!" She continued to lift her leg, pulling it parallel with her chest. "Waaabam! Look at this! Nice and clean too!" She leaned against a wall and slapped her pubis. "Celestia...I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for this."
"Being human?"
"Fuck yeah dude!" Vinyl stumbled as she let her leg go. "I get to wear panties unironically, I have boobs! I have toes! I have nails! I can finger myself! It's fucking awesome!"
"...Being a pony's cool too...."
Vinyl started laughing. "Dude, your cock's probably huge!" Vinyl sat next to me. She swung her legs over my lap and wiggled her toes. "Dude...you like em?"
"They're...blue."
Vinyl glared at me. "Dude...what's up?"
"Nothing."
Vinyl scooted across my lap. "Dude...don't lie to me...what's going on?"
I lowered my head in shame. "This isn't as fun for me.... I need my hands back...." I lifted my hooves and clacked them together. "I miss my fingers."
Vinyl frowned hard. "Dude...did you sign the waiver?"
"Yes I signed the damn waiver!" I frowned hard. "...Vinyl...I'm sad...."
Vinyl petted my head. "You wanna go have sex? Shower sex?"
I just sat there, my dick not ever quivering at the prospect. "I think I just want to be sad for a while."
Vinyl's frown only intensified. "Come here dude." She straddled my lap and leaned against me. "Make out? Necking? Come on dude...I'm here to cheer you up."
I laid my forehead against her crown. "Vinyl...not today."
Vinyl moved my head to her shoulder and nipped at my ear. "Come on dude, whatever you want...I'll make it happen."
I wiggled free, pushing her back with my hooves. "Vinyl...I'm just going to go back to bed...wait for this to be over." I pushed her off and got to my hooves. I sulked my way into the bedroom and threw myself under the covers. I just wanted to sleep until I was back to normal.
"Gray, wake up!" I felt my covers fling off my body. Vinyl stared down on me with a wicked smile. "Come here!" Vinyl laid across my bed, pouring a powder over her chest. I stood up and walked over to her. "Don't snort, lick."
I looked at the crushed green powder streaked across her pale white skin. "What the hell is this?"
"Don't worry about it. I guarantee it's something that will make you feel better." Vinyl reached out, digging her fingers into my mane. "Just try it."
I let out a short sigh and stuck my tongue out, making contact with her soft skin and making her jump. A smile curled around her face as she watched my slurp up the fine green powder. I ran my tongue from her ribs up to her breast. I let her soft body roll under my tongue a bit, quickly pulling back as it lost appeal. "Vinyl...it's just--" I stopped dead as my body flushed with pleasure.
Vinyl stood up, swallowing a pill and pushing me over. I fell into an amazing bliss as I flopped down into a cloud like comfort. I felt my face flush as my wings made contact with the soft bed. I watched in awe as a pure white ass swung around me, swirling against the soft beige ceiling. I felt it press against my face, dampening my muzzle as bald pussy rubbed against my lips.
I felt amazing, my lower body tingling under a strange new sensation. It was like someone was massaging every micrometer of my body, a hand grabbed me by my base, cradling my balls and inadvertently popping my tongue out of my mouth. I dragged my tongue up the nearest source of warmth, filling the room with a sudden moan. My drugged up brain liked the noise, like the taste, the feel of malleable flesh distorting against my tongue.
A trickle of feminine fluid splashed against my tongue, I tracked it down, parting her lips with my tongue and running my long flat tongue against warm pink flesh. I licked up and down, prodding until I found her entrance. I wiggled my tongue against her entrance, trying desperately to get access. I put my hooves on her ass, pulling her apart and spreading her open. I forced my wiggling muscle against her hard, finally pushing past and inside the hot depths. A hearty smell of sweat filled my nose.
Vinyl returned my effort in kind, squeezing my now erect cock and licking me base up. I felt myself slap against her tongue a few times before being enveloped by a sloppy heat. The sensation got more and more sloppy, soaking my cock in saliva as I coated my mouth in Vinyl's juice.
I opened my mouth wide, taking her plump pussy into my mouth and sucking at her crotch. Vinyl answered by tightening her knees around my head. I closed my eyes and pulled my soaked tongue out of her, licking at her lips and sampling every part of her lower half. I started laughing like an idiot as Vinyl rocked her hips back and forth, abandoning my cock and grabbing my stomach. She let out half whimpers and giggles as she clutched my sides.
I simply kept a half rhythm of eating out her deliciously fleshy pussy, my chin slightly scratched by the small patch of coarse blue hair. All I could see was a tight white asshole, bobbing back and forth between Vinyl's breathy moans.
I pulled back, licking up her slit and reveling in the slightly salty taste of sweat. My mind was so glazed over I could have been force fed salt without complain or a single whine. I felt myself rock through a soft orgasm, my cum spurting out weakly and dribbling down my shaft and across my stomach.
My fucked up brain had failed to realize Vinyl was already riding my face, dragging out a second orgasm as long as she could. My breathing was overcome with a musky smell then suddenly cut off completely. It lasted a moment, then another, and another. I quickly found myself having my air supply cut off every few seconds, adding to the lightheadedness and threatening to make me pass out.
I could barely notice the copious amounts of increasingly slimy liquid dribbling into my mouth. My tongue simply slurping it up and forcing it into my mouth. But I didn't care. All I cared about was getting as much physical contact as I could, and the slug like nature of my tongue was amazing against the wet hot muscles Vinyl had so kindly toned and offered me.
I just let my brain swim, my body relax and my tongue swirl around what ever fleshy wet mess was before it. I was reduced to an animal's mentality, and it felt amazing. My body was on fire, my mind lighting up in all the right places, my penis spent and happy to rest heavy on my gut and my mouth joyfully suckling at a clean shaven pussy.
All of it was suddenly ripped away after another squeeze from her thighs and a small squeal. I found the ass lifted from my face, replaced by a bright red women, holding her glasses to her eyes. Vinyl rested her body against me, gracing my tender cock with her soft smooth stomach. "I wanna taste me...." She cooed, forcing our lips together and jamming her tongue into my mouth.
I simply laid back and wrapped my forelegs around the nearest available piece of body. Vinyl's sharp tongue was salty in my mouth, lapping at my own and searching my cheeks for more of her cream. I pushed back, forcing her out of my mouth and turning my head to the side. She forced us away for a moment, taking a loud breath before diving back in. The smell of sweat was heavy in the air, added to the wet slapping of my limp cock against her stomach, I was already beginning to come back to.
"Whoa...dude." A drowsy voice cut in, not stopping Vinyl from our oral wrestling match. I jammed my whole tongue into her mouth, effectively pinning her and letting her suckle me like a pacifier. Slowly she slid further and further towards passing out, all while chewing gently on my tongue.
I felt the weight leave me, my vision free of blue and white. It was once again invaded by tan and white as Treble leaned her head over me. "Geez dude...gruel much?"
I just laughed stupidly, staring at Treble's white hair.
"Whoa shit! Dude--" She started snickering. "I told her the green ones were trippy.... Gray...you gonna be alright?"
"Ahhhhaahah...aha...ha...haaaaahaha...."
Treble just scratched her head. "Well...that looked...." She pulled her hands out of view. A loud zipping sound quickly replacing the low groan and maniacal laughter that filled the room. "You don't mind...right?"
"I'm fucking king here...heh-hehehehehe!"
Treble's smile widened, "Guess not...."