I rolled over on Fluttershy’s couch as I felt the poison joke begin to change my body. The first thing I noticed was my back muscles tightening up. I’d stumbled into some poison joke earlier and had opted to stay awake and enjoy the show. There seemed to be a weight pushing against me as my body slowly shrank a few inches along the shoulders and stomach. At the same time, my hips seemed to widen a bit as they took on a more curved appearance.
My nose was also very sore. The square muzzle was slowly being rounded off as it became more feminine. I ran my hoof through my hair, and then pulled it in front of my face. It was growing longer, and quickly taking on a blue highlight. The fur of my foreleg was slowly shifting to a fuschia tint.
It was fascinating to watch, until I felt something recede into my stomach. I looked down and saw that my testicles had vanished, sucked into hiding. My flaccid cock didn’t put up much of a fight as the sheath tightened down around it and absorbed it into my body.
As I watched the labia slowly form I couldn’t help but wonder how this was a “prank”. If poison joke was about embarrassing ponies, how did it choose the prank? What if the pony enjoyed the practical joke?
Hell, they should call it awesome joke instead of poison joke. This kicks ass.
[Oh, my… I, um… I guess they could call it that.]
Suddenly I remembered why it was a “poison.”
Desire? What are you doing here!
[Oh, I’m so sorry… if I’d known you’d wanted Desire, I would have asked her to come…]
Wait, that voice… are you… Heart?
[Yes. Iris and Denial thought maybe I would drive you less crazy than Desire.]
Oh, how kind of the voices in my head to not want me to be crazy.
“Dawn?” Fluttershy said. I could hear her walking into the room, and the rattle of tea cups. “The tea is ready.”
“Oh, sweet!” My girlish voice must have caught her off-guard as I heard her stop and gasp. “What is it, Fluttershy?” I popped up and looked over the back of the couch at her.
“Oh my!” She took a step backward in shock, bumping into an end table, and spilling the tray with tea on her back.
[Fluttershy! Are you all right?]
“Fluttershy! Are you all right?” I said without thinking.
Wait, did you make me say that, Heart?
[I think so, but Desire said it was really hard to influence you… that was easy.]
Hey, there’ll be no more of that! The last thing I need is my every whim and emotion learning to control my actions!
“I’m fine, Dawn, I just… didn’t expect you to be so beautiful.”
“Who with the what now?” I looked at her and watched her smile. “Fluttershy, you think I’m beautiful?”
She nodded, and began to pick up the scattered tea cups. They had broken into several pieces. “Let me just clean this up real fast.”
“Oh, I’ll help.” I flew into the kitchen and came back with a dish towel. The tea had formed a large puddle on the floor, with several bits of porcelain from the broken cups dotting it like islands.
“Thanks, just toss that in here.” Fluttershy had returned with a bucket, and I dumped the tea-soaked rag in it. “Just a few pieces left, I wouldn’t want any of my critters to cut themselves.”
“Yeah, I’m sorry about the tea set.”
“Oh it’s no problem, I’m just glad nopony was hurt.”
[Aw, she’s such a nice pony!]
I tossed a few shards of porcelain into the trash and saw another one under the couch. It was too far to reach, so I leaned forward until my face was on the ground. Peering under the couch I saw more than just the broken handle of a tea cup. There were toy mice, two gophers, a lemur, and some manner of chew toy.
“Hey, Fluttershy, you really ought to clean under here more often.” I reached in to get the broken cup. “Fluttershy?”
[You do realize you’re mooning her, right?]
What?
I pulled my hoof out and looked behind me, where a wide-eyed Fluttershy was standing frozen in place. “Oh Celestia, I’m sorry, Flutters!”
She blinked and looked down in shame. “Oh, dear…”
I threw away the trash for her and watched as she sat down on the sofa. I went over to join her, sitting a couple hooves away from Fluttershy.
“You okay?” I asked.
“Yeah, I was just wondering if, um… can I preen your wings? They’re so beautiful, and… can I?”
“Sure.” I laid down on the sofa and spread my wings out. Fluttershy climbed up behind me and began her work.
Feather by feather she ran them through her teeth, straightening out each one. The loose feathers were removed, and the remaining ones were being lined up perfectly. As Fluttershy worked, I felt like I was melting into the sofa. Her hooves were rubbing slow circles on my back, and the base of my wings.
She laid down on my back, getting comfortable as she worked. It felt really nice, and I could have fallen asleep. However, one of her hind legs seemed to wander, sliding under my tail and brushing against my marehood.
I gasped, shuddering slightly. “Fluttershy?”
“Oh, sorry…” She continued her preening, and I realized she was doing the same feathers over and over.
“Are you done?”
She cooed and rubbed her belly against my back while spinning a hoof around the base of my wing playfully. “Only if you want me to be.”
“I think—” I shuddered as her hind leg found my marehood again, and rubbed slowly up and down its lips. “Celestia, Fluttershy… I really want to, but I don’t want to take advantage of you or upset anypony.”
Fluttershy leaned forward, and nibbled on my ear for a moment. “Dawn,” she whispered, “it’s been so long since I’ve been with anypony. I know you had feelings for me; I was the first pony you asked out. Now that you’re a mare, I have feelings for you too… please?”
[Come on, you can’t say no! She’s always been so kind to you!]
“All right… but it won’t make things weird, will it?”
“Not at all. I know you’ll go back to a stallion in the morning, I’ll mix the cure myself, but for tonight I want to have you. Now, roll over.”
She stood up on the wide couch cushion and I rolled onto my back. Fluttershy’s eyes glistened and she was smiling. She laid down on top of me, belly to belly, and started to grind her hips against mine.
I could feel the pressure against my vulva, then the slight warmth of the friction tugging at it as she slid down. Her slick lips pushed against mine, parting them slowly at they were dragged downward. Fluttershy slid herself against me again, and I pushed back. The sensation was amazing, and I was unaware sex without penetration could feel this good.
The more we pushed our hips together, the better it got. Our outer lips began to get moist with our arousal, making it even easier to slide against one another. Each time she slid up and down me, the friction felt a little more intense. As my labia and clit swelled, they became more sensitive to her rubbing, and my orgasm slowly built up.
She leaned down, tilting her head and placing her lips over mine. I closed my eyes as her tongue parted my lips and slipped into my mouth. I felt it slide along the side of my teeth into my cheek, and opened up my mouth to let her in deeper. The scent on her breath was intoxicating and her tongue tasted of honey. Fluttershy held the kiss for a minute, and I felt my lungs ache as I’d forgotten to breathe.
When she finally pulled back, I opened my eyes and realized she was guiding my forelegs upwards. Once they were over my head, she pushed against them with her own forelegs, pinning them. She began to rub more quickly, pinning me down with her body weight. My heart was racing from the excitement of being pinned, as if helplessly, by Fluttershy.
A moan escaped my lips as I felt my climax approaching. She started to make slow deliberate strokes across my soft, damp mound. The look of desperation for release in my eyes fueled her on, and I could tell she was keeping me on the edge for fun.
I flapped my wings a couple times to straighten them out. Even the slightest pressure, like that on my wings from the pillow, was arousing me. The warmth from my damp cunt had spread to every corner of my body.
Fluttershy sped up, making a few deliberate movements to grind her pussy against mine. As I opened my mouth to scream during my climax, she placed her mouth over mine. My body writhed in pleasure as she kissed me, and my slick marehood tightened up in search of the cock that wasn’t there.
I felt her dripping on my belly, having reached her own orgasm. The fading warmth of my climax was replaced by her body laying limp on top of mine. We were both perfectly content, despite the mess our arousal was making in the cushions.
Fluttershy used a wing to pull a blanket off the back of the couch and over us. She nuzzled her head into my chest just below my neck, and released my forelegs. “Thank you so much, Dawn.”
“You’re welcome.” I let out a wide yawn as I adjusted my position a little bit. She clung to me as I rolled to my side on the sofa. After a minute I had positioned my legs and wings to wrap around her comfortably.
As she closed her eyes she smirked and whispered into my ear. “You should stumble in poison joke more often.”
We cuddled on the couch until we fell asleep sometime later, each taking pleasure in the warmth of the other. Our chests began to rise and fall in unison, and I could feel her soft heartbeat. I felt her nuzzle me as I fell asleep.