Applejack and Tex had been walking towards the Farm in silence until Applejack decided to speak up “well. This heres been a big day for ya’r hasn’t it sugarcube?”
“Yes I guess it has been quite a long day. “ Tex replied to the orange pony.
“ya’ll got a family back in ya’ll world.” She asked.
“no the only family I have is the squad and I’m the only family they have, its why we all signed up for what they called a suicide mission.” He said.
“Suicide.. Now why would ya’ll sign up for somethin’ named somthin’ like that?” the young apple mare half yelled at half asked the fighter pilot.
“because none of us had anything else to do and we didn’t have any friends or family, so we just went for it, and there was a shit load of money in it if we survived.” He explained.
“oh..” she sighed.
They were nearing the white gates of sweet apple acres and they were already surrounded by apple trees. As they approached the white sign applejack said. “ now heres sweet apple acres, biggest apple farm in all’o equestria ah reckon.”
Tex whistled and walked through the gate and up the path following applejack.
As they approached the barn (house???) applejack stopped 3 metres away from the door. “ ok ya’ll gotta be quite granny smith’ll be asleep by now but big mac should be awake and I’ll introduce ya’ll to him.” She said and tex replied with a swift nod of the head.
They walked in to see an old wrinkly pony sitting in a rocking chair, to which applejack quickly cantered past and motioned Tex to follow. They passed what seem to be a dining room and entered the kitchen to see a big red pony who looked like the equivalent to a tractor, but with half the size.
“Ya’ll late home again sis.” He said eyeing the visitor his sister brought home with her.
“I’ma mighty sorry big mac, but pinkie pie did a monster on them townsfolk and when I went to see what was happenin’ the princesses showed up.” She said walking over to her brother. “ his names Tex he’s not from equestrian or our world at all and we’re going to housing him for a bit.”
“hmmmmh” he replied whilst simultaneously eyeing Tex up and down.
“so big mac this is Tex and Tex this here’ is big macintosh.” She introduced the two.
“howdy…” they both mumbled.
Awkward silence follow and for a few minutes no one said anything until applejack whispered to her brother “ go grab a matress for our guest n show him where he’ll be sleeping I’ll quickly make us sum, dinner and get us to bed after that , hm?” she asked him
“Eeyup.” He replied as he went to go grab a matress and blankets to take them to the guest room.
“Um.. whats big mac doing?” Tex asked.
“he’s grabbing you a place to sleep for tonight I’ma gonna make us sum dinner.” She said. “prefer pie or salad?” she asked.
Tex looked at her, “first how is salad a dinner recipe? And second, I prefer Steak.” he said.
She looked up at Tex “What in tarnation is Steak?”
Tex cocked his head to the side in confusion. “ Its Cow. How can you not know that?”
Applejacks face whitened and she slowly backed away from the human. “ you’re a” she gulped down the stone in her throat so she could speak the last word. “meateater.”
“no I’m not a meat eater.” Applejack eased up a bit and started to gain some colour back in her face. “ I’m an omnivore which means I can eat both vege’s and meat if I so choose.” After that the mare lost all her colour again.
“yyyyyour not ggggonna eat me are ya now?” she asked.
Tex frowned, then burst out laughing. “ahhahah you thought hahahah I was ahahah gonna hahah” he fell onto the ground laughing his head off. Applejack just stood there only partially white now, she still looked like rarity with blond hair.
After about 2 Minutes of rolling around laughing his head off Tex slowly got up again still chuckling to himself at what she thought. “well?” she asked him.
He looked at he and frowned, “wait your serious aren’t you.” He said looking her in the eye, and she nodded back to him. “well then, no I wasn’t planning on eating you and I’m not going to.” Applejack sighed and all of her colour started to return until “ I tried horse and it tasted like rubber.” And right then and there applejack fainted.
About 2 minutes of Tex trying to wake her up Big Macintosh walked back in and Confronted Tex, Tex explained what happened and by the time he finished his explanation Applejack had come round, but before he could talk to her, big mac told him to go sleep and talk to her in the morning.
“Fine.” He said.
Ok quick episode there but I’d like to say that , my editor is being traded and he’s making a series laughing at my mistakes, and making people listen to him, he can have funs with that and I’ll continue to make these hilarious mistakes. Well next chapter will come out soon mostlikly tomorrow. and dont forget to like this story if you... like it? yea i think thats it.
- CoconutSwirl Signing off? Out? IDFK!