To the Humans I Wrote Last Time:
I am stunned. Honestly, I am stunned.
At the time, I didn’t know what was worse. The fact I had fallen into the same trapping I had lead my...my friends, into all that time ago, or the fact I had betrayed them and gotten nothing out of it. Either way, at the time that Tirek backstabbed me, I really began to reflect. And by the time Twilight willfully relinquished her magic to let her friends--and to my shock, even me--go, I realized what it was. I’m sure you all heard it, but let me add something else to the mix.
You can’t find friends looking into hate and havoc. You’ll either make people fear you, or hate you forever. As it stands, I think I’m lucky to be getting my third chance, especially after selling the other ponies out. Yes, I was genuinely betraying them all...I didn’t know what comradery was until it hit me like a wayward pie to the face. Now that I know what friendship means for sure, I have a few more words for you all. But first, a simple question:
Are you all migrating to Tirek’s camp now since he beat me? What do you humans call that anyway…”prison rules”, was it? If so, have fun. I’ll be sure to enjoy appearing in all the various dark fics you write...even if I’m not on his side in them. As I said before, you humans generally tend to enjoy the dark and the chaotic…
However, before I said it was just too much for my liking. Now, I genuinely feel it is far too much for my liking. How long it is before you write stories where he’s also seeking carnal knowledge? Actually, don’t answer that, I think I have several sources telling me some are on the way. Oh, joy…
I do wonder though. Way back when I pretended to be sick with “blue flu” and made Twilight and her sister-in-law drag me across the land to get a flower they didn’t even need just to get in their way...if, for some reason, that worm had gotten to them instead...would it have still been funny? If your answer to this question is yes, you might be gazing into our world for the wrong reasons. If you really think the show needs to be like that, this is not for you. I’m looking at you, the maker of that comic where Fluttershy got eaten by a dragon!
Hey, she was the first one that actually treated me well despite my limitations. I actually confess I saw that one before recent events...even then it irritated me. You, who watch this universe that is clearly fantastical, want things to go that darkly. Even at my worst I refrained from outright killing creatures--it would have spoiled my fun at the time.
But now that I’ve fully opened my eyes to things, I guess I’ll just leave you humans to do...whatever, with this new information. What’s a dragonequus to do with his time now…?
Hmm...I hear that “shipping” thing is still very popular...Ooh, and you guys have this weird stuff called “anime”...Hm. Maybe I should look into doing that.
Changed for the better,
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P.P.S.S. Ha, still doing it!